FB 7/2 - Chris is scarred by troll ex-girlfriends -

[lynx]

 

[Spergatron]

Still works, yep. The sweetheart search goes on and on!

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

I wonder if there's an image-macro that says that about his rectum.

 

[BillRiley]

Even now Chris is sitting on the floor of his bedroom, playing with Legos and humming "My Heart Will Go On."

Later, he'll find out he's shat his panties.

 

[Lipitor]

Go on FB and look at the person who he got this photo from. Someone explain that.

 

[AdmiralPingas]

He left out "steel plated".

 

[Amerighi da Caravaggio]

He forgot "clogged with cholesterol."

 

[Muscle Bra]

Well, at least he didn't add "... but to da ladeez, I'm still available for tribbing like a bonobo monkey or for sexy time with my damn near seven-incher Ugly Growth."

 

[Haesindang Park]

I thought most people who share that are those who suffered like that in real life. I could get on him about how him comparing his online life to real life is sad. Also, just noticed his Vanity Fair and rainbow icon too. How stereotypically gay. And besides, I can't even tell if his depression is coming from the fact that he has barely a social life or that he's been living off a shitty diet of McDs. Just saying.

 

[Segue]

Good to know his Heart Level is still up!

Somehow I wonder if Chris is convinced none of the trolling for falling for fake women was partially his fault.

 

[vittek]

No "crestfallen"? Weak.

 

[drtoboggan]

Good to know his Heart Level is still up!

Somehow I wonder if Chris is convinced none of the trolling for falling for fake women was partially his fault.

Nothing is ever his fault. He even blames trolls when he craps his panties.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Chris hasnt even had SRS yet and his posts already reek of basic bitch.

 

[Amerighi da Caravaggio]

Nothing is ever his fault. He even blames trolls when he craps his panties.

Hey man, if I had a pants crapping problem, I'd make any excuse I could too.

 

[Jack Awful]

Weird, between this, the summer of GameStop contest post, and those leaked drawings with the troll van and nipple jumper cables it seems like Chris might actually be taking emotional damage from all the troll stuff he's suffered through instead if shrugging it off shockingly fast (I.E. forgetting about all his troll GFs within a week if not the next day).

 

[drtoboggan]

Hey man, if I had a pants crapping problem, I'd make any excuse I could too.

Good point. I'd probably not tell (or call) anybody about it.

 

[trip2themoon]

Who among the Gal Pals blackmailed him?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Chris hasnt even had SRS yet and his posts already reek of basic bitch.

Chris has always been a basic bitch at heart.

 

[Apocalypso]

Wonderful news that Stinky Winky still holds grudges against his exes, just like his good ol' ma.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I was gonna say that this social network diarrhea seems like the usual pre-trial shitposting, but the trial is not for another three weeks.