FB 7/6 Chris Lies about Cooking a Hamburger -

[Lucas Wolf]

Chris claims he cooked a hot hamburger plate, but a quick google image search shows he picked the first image that popped up for "hot hamburger plate". He didn't even make mashed potatoes. Reid's super save market is a real grocery store located in Charlottesville. It is unknown why he did this, but it may have been to impress a girl.

 

[zrowsdower]

Well, that's a silly thing to lie about.

 

[GS 281]

what the fuck is that trash?

 

[Lucas Wolf]

what the fuck is that trash?

A nutritious meal consisting of a piece of white bread, with a hamburger patty and processed cheese on top. Topped with Heinz canned gravy and a side of frozen fries. No real cooking involved.

 

[wowsux133]

At least he tried to be humble by picking a shitty picture

 

[Rupin]

Shouldn't this be on random Facebook updates?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

what the fuck is that trash?

A hamburger plate.

 

[Stahl]

God and out of all those images, he picks the worst one too. That looks like garbage piled atop a slice of bread, with some microwavable fries covered in oil or something.

 

[Postal Dude]

What did he actually eat?
What other food pictures did he steal off the internet?
Do you think he drank something with it?
What will happen when Barb dies?
Is Chris getting better?
Discuss.

 

[Lucas Wolf]

He has stolen images from google before

 

[Zim]

Now we know where DSP learned how to cook.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Chris claims he cooked a hot hamburger plate, but a quick google image search shows he picked the first image that popped up for "hot hamburger plate". He didn't even make mashed potatoes. Reid's super save market is a real grocery store located in Charlottesville.
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He probably got lost defrosting the beef and decided to fake his way through it by stealing photos and buying a BicMac at McDonald's. Hell, I'm surprised he hasn't printed and cut out a picture of Pamela Anderson Lee's face to wear it, pretending to be her, thinking no one would know the difference.

 

[C3PBRO]

Is this some attempt at proving to all us shitlords what a true and honest womyn he is? If you want some china you better whip up something a little more appetizing than this #cookingforbae bullshit Chris.

Or at least pretend to.

 

[John Carmack]

what the fuck is that trash?

The slopper with cheese.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

when you're too lazy to cook a proper burger and too uncultured for poutine

He probably made it but he was too lazy to take a real picture, or too embarrassed about the hoard

 

[GS 281]

The slopper with cheese.

Sounds like barbs vagina

 

[Bord]

What a petty dumb lie. It must look delicious for his standards.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

just cooked up and enjoyed a Hot Hamburger Plate with mashed potatoes

The male idiot didn't even think to look at the picture to see if it had mashed potatoes or not.
Sorry Chris, you're no Julia Child, despite the similarities of looking like a man and frightening small children.

 

[Lucas Wolf]

Sounds like barbs vagina

barb's vagina looks like chewed up hamburger

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

barb's vagina looks like chewed up hamburger

It's probably more like a moldy open faced sandwich.