FB 8/11 - Feeling overwhelmed! -

[Flowers For Sonichu]

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/701360276625121

Listen everyone. I am currently today and shipping everything out, in regards to all the orders I have received on eBay up to this point.

Please please please order more from me and ignore everything those darn trolls cyber bullies may or may not say about me because it's not true. At this point my mother and now we are more desperate and a need for money we spent our money on bills the shipping and everything. So please, let me work for you by drawing. Have a good day.

 

[CatParty]

"ignore what i said last time about having money"

 

[LOLlolcow]

He's like a broken record. He needs a new shtick.
He just won't stop. It's like a Magical Misery Tour...he's just begging for pity at this point.

(yes, that was a terrible attempt at humor. I'll shut up now)

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

At this point... all I want to say to Chris is that most eBay shoppers don't check the seller's Facebook page before ordering something. The fact that Chris can post this and actually have it reach its desired audience is more than a little weird.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

His desperation reeks of rotten watermelons.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Please please please buy more of my crap and ignore the fact that i will probably fail at sending you the stuff that you bought

 

[Wall of Originals]

Chris needs his butt kicked I would offer to do it myself, but he would want me to lick his asshole to make his boo-boo better.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

He might be late sending this stuff out... but if he DOES send it out in a not-too-obscene amount of time, that shows Chris is actually capable of doing something and being trained on HOW to do it. Granted he doesn't understand WHY people expect him to do it, and he resents the STRESS and deadlines... but the fucker gets it done.

Give him zero leeway, a hell of an incentive, and a painful disincentive, and... he actually works. Nice.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

"Ignore everything those darn trolls cyber bullies may or may not say about me because it's not true."

Chris is straight.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Chris needs to learn how to advertise a service/product. Begging is annoying. Advertising is kind of expected from an "artist."

 

[_blank_]

Sorry Chris. Fresh out of fucks to give.

 

[The Nameless One]

Guh... I picture Chris feverishly tapping up this message on his iPhone while sweating bullets over his dwindling (negative?) PayPal funds. I'm sure that briefs were crapped during the process, as well.

 

[CatParty]

Chris is selling his art? Why's he doing that? He's making money, he's so stupid.

 

[Kaiser Carranza]

Please please please order more from me

No, no, and no.

and ignore everything those darn trolls cyber bullies may or may not say about me because it's not true.

Man, even our silence is a lie.

 

[Himawari]

everything those darn trolls cyber bullies may or may not say about me

That... basically encompasses everything that could ever be said about Chris, be it positive, negative, or neutral.

So there is nothing in the world that is true about Chris.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'll believe they truly are desperate if we get a message from Barb herself. Till then, no commissions.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

we spent our money on bills the shipping and everything.

and everything.

toys

 

[Picklechu]

"Ignore everything those darn trolls cyber bullies may or may not say about me because it's not true."

Chris is straight.

Chris is an outstanding human being whose duck is large and unbent, and whose feminine charms will someday win him a girlfriend.

 

[Sovandie]

Not sure if shitty attempt at emotional manipulation or if he's actually recycled his pride and resorted to begging, a la the "Wallflower pls" video.

 

[garbageraider]

From June, 2014.

"1. Chris's known current debt is almost $8,000 and may be more.
2. Chris and Barb probably have only a few more months in the rental house. Then they're on their own.
3. Most of the tugboat is going to Barb. Chris is struggling to pay the monthly minimums on his credit cards.
Even if he tried, is it within Chris's power to pay off his debt at this point?
Or is he beyond the point of no return, where bankruptcy and default is inevitable?
If so, how long until he defaults on his debt?
Thoughts? Opinions?
Scenarios: (assuming $8,000 starting debt, interest compounded monthly)
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Chris pays $800 a month, and the APR is 15%= 11 months, total payment of $8,600.
Chris pays $800 a month, and the APR is 25%= 12 months, total payment of $9,064
Chris pays $800 a month, and the APR is 33%=12 months, total payment of $9,485
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Chris pays $400 a month, and the APR is 25%= 28 months, total payment of $11,048
Chris pays $400 a month, and the APR is 33%=30 months, total payment of $11,775"

"I gotta say that it looks like Chris is well beyond the point of no return. He can't pay off a significant amount of debt in the few months that he and Barb have left at the rental house. When Chris and Barb are on their own, Chris will have to put most or all of the tugboat towards essential bills and living expenses. Unless he takes out more credit (another loan) at that point to pay his minimum monthly payments, he's going to default on his debt. The thing is, up to this point, Chris has usually taken out all the credit that he can get, so he probably can't get more credit. My money is on that he defaults on his debt before the end of the year. And when he does, of course, it will be anyone's fault but his own.
TL;DR Chris is financially fucked and beyond the point of no return."