LGBT FB 8/14/14 I'm a Tranny -

[MrTroll]

So is he cool with the Homos now?

No. They're taking all the Girlfriend-free Boys and leaving her with nothing!

 

[Enceladeans]

Shoulda played with more Optimus Primes....

Clearly, this happened because moving to a new house meant he can't stare at the Sailor Moon poster anymore.

 

[The Knife]

Clearly, this happened because moving to a new house meant he can't stare at the Sailor Moon poster anymore.

I knew it. That Sailor Moon poster was the only thing holding him back.

 

[House Of Reeves]

And now we wait for the obvious, "Except those damn homo males!" post.

 

[EI 873]

What does this even mean? I'm too much of a shitlord to understand how an immaterial entity as a soul could have biological and material sex characteristics.

It's what you get when you start with the notion of "being born in the wrong body" and filter it through autism, I guess. Chris is saying he's transgendered. (Well, he's probably actually just trying to say he doesn't like men. And he's phrasing it like that because, well, he's Chris.)

 

[CatParty]

Clearly, this happened because moving to a new house meant he can't stare at the Sailor Moon poster anymore.

it burned with his optimus prime. there is nothing chaining him to the straight path now

 

[CWCissey]

Oh God this is too good! Wait for Chris to realise what he said, or for the LGBTQAAOMGBBQ crowd to reject him, or for Barb to drop dead because of the news, or for Chris to realise that transvestites don't get special government bucks.

OH THE POSSIBILITIES!

 

[kobebyarlant]

 

[RP 520]

The Sailor Moon poster did keep him straight, but the side-effect was it turned him physically into a middle-aged woman.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

"Intersex of Female Soul"

What does this even mean? I'm too much of a shitlord to understand how an immaterial entity as a soul could have biological and material sex characteristics.

I think Marvin explained this once. Chris believes he was a woman in a past life that is being punished in his current incarnation by having an ugly penis instead of his sacred vag-jay jay.

 

[Burned Man]

I wonder if will drop the Tom Girl title soon. It also makes me wonder if he is having more diverse gender issues rather then just dressing in women's clothing.

 

[CWCissey]

I think Marvin explained this once. Chris believes he was a woman in a past life that is being punished in his current incarnation by having an ugly penis instead of his sacred vag-jay jay.

That would have made him Eva Braun or some shit...

 

[Damocles_Sword]

How many times has Chris been told by women that they are lesbians to politely reject him, he wants to change gender because of the INFINITELY HIGH GIRLFRIEND FACTOR!

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I wonder if will drop the Tom Girl title soon. It also makes me wonder if he is having more diverse gender issues rather then just dressing in women's clothing.

IMO.

Chris has gender issues, though his primary issues are that he's lazy and stupid. If those two issues were fixed, the gender stuff would likely sort itself out.

 

[Petronella]

So is Chris admitting he's gay here? After all, he did say he would rather get a sex change than live as a gay man...

 

[Prick Baxter]

 

[namazuros]

When was the last time Chris railed against da homos anyways? Has the oxygen gone out of his hate tank?

*edit*

And as I post that, I see what he wrote regarding how lucky "G.M.'s" are to be lumped in with him. Very classy.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I think Marvin explained this once. Chris believes he was a woman in a past life that is being punished in his current incarnation by having an ugly penis instead of his sacred vag-jay jay.

That's the gist of it. But he never clarified what he was being "punished" for. Was it just for being a lesbian, because God hates gays? Well, then way to invite more of God's wrath for the next life, I guess.

But anyway, good for Chris. C-ville probably has some sort of LGBT league or spokesgroup, right? He should put his money where his mouth is and join it.

 

[Arkangel]

I can't wait until Chris becomes a SJW.

 

[Da Big Staw]

It seems like these really mentally fucked up people are just drawn to the SJW thing. My schizo cousin ran into them and they validate all the supposed "wrongs" and say "everything is the fault of someone else Ie: PATRIARCHY" to these crazy people.

This is quite possibly the most hilarious chris update i have seen in years lol.