Lovequest FB 8/17/14 - My Marge Is The Centerfold -

[Enceladeans]

 

[OfflineCyberBully]

The song brings back sweet memories of youth, but Chris' words spoil the effect because I have no idea what he's trying to say.

 

[CatParty]

Random fact shoehorned with his interest flavor of the day. That's Chris chan

 

[Super Collie]

The only revelation here is that Jordan Bembery has decent taste in music.

 

[Zvantastika]

For some reason all I could read in that publication was something like:
"Music, about me, because it's all about me and me, how many parades of me are you people doing because me of me?... me"

Well, at least he's not begging for money to buy more LEGOs... yet.

 

[Picklechu]

I initially misread this as "Jay Geis band." I watched the Golden Knight livestream for too long, and now my brain cells are dying.

 

[Joan Nyan]

What is a Woman Centerfold and how does it attend a parade?

 

[EDFHemlock]

I love the song, but with that extra tidbit from OPL, my stomach started turning.

 

[bradsternum]

Fun fact marred by disturbing solicitation. Good job, Chris.

 

[Optimus Prime]

This is fucking creepy, not gonna lie.

 

[Bridechu]

Pride being attempted pussy magnet confirmed.

My #1 birth song was apparently Tommry Page's "I'll be Your Everything". Who in the fuck is Tommry Page?

 

[PCA]

I actually like this song... J. Geils is cool and doesn't cross dress

 

[Hyperion]

Edit: apparently Duran Duran did my hit song. My shame knows no bounds.

 

[asperhes]

So I guess the "pride parade" has replaced the High School Reunion as the fantasy venue where he will find his sweetheart.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Nope.

 

[Inklings]

... I've reread that last sentence several times and I still don't understand what it has to do with anything, let alone what it even means on its own.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

(don't) post the top song when you were born ITT

 

[Kaiser Carranza]

What is a Woman Centerfold and how does it attend a parade?

It's the model featured in the folded poster inside a porn magazine. Fatty's in for a bunch of hilarious surprises when he gets to the Ruckersville Pride Parade.

 

[Joan Nyan]

It's the model featured in the folded poster inside a porn magazine

I know that, but I figured he must have meant something else. Why would he expect to see those at a Pride Parade?

 

[Kaiser Carranza]

I know that, but I figured he must have meant something else. Why would he expect to see those at a Pride Parade?

Let me put on my autistic hat... Pride Parade = Lesbians = Lesbians are hot in porn = Real lesbians must be hot too = I'm also a lesbian = JULAAAAY