FB 8/2 - Phil continues to throw in his lot with Palestine -

[Peace and Harmony]

And before this topic goes any further, we are intelligent people here with many points of view, and we can all understand right away that the issue of Palestine is hugely complicated and multifaceted from historical, political, social, and cultural points of view. Therefore I think it behooves us not argue about the situation itself but to assume that Phil takes the most primitive, knuckle-dragging point of view that fits his own personal narrative, i.e. that the GREEDY JEWS are violent oppressors of peace-loving recreational rocketeers.

 

[Handsome Pete]

I am the resistance.

Phil, on behalf of all Arabs everywhere, I feel safe saying that we don't want you.

 

[Maxwell]

If autistic trannies are the resistance, then Israel has nothing to fear.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

For those wondering, Wooden Shoe is basically Tumblr's counterculture bookstore

 

[Adamska]

The only thing I can really state is that Kengle was right in that he's supporting those that would kill him. Then again, he's been doing that for years by pretending to be a commie.

 

[Null]

OH GOD HE'S A MUSLIM NOW

@ParkourDude91 HELP

 

[FatNero]

 

[AP 297]

The good news with Phil's new radicalization, this allows a few things to happen.

1. He decides to get more involved and research the "freedom fighters" over there. This gets him on a few watch lists and the feds start to take an interest in him. (Unlikely, but very very fun to think about)
2. He starts spouting more of this on his facebook and alienating his asspatters. (A bit more likely, and fun!)
3. The feds notice briefly write him off as dumb and ignore him. He alienates his friends as he becomes more radical and edgy. (We become his only following - Highly likely!)

Because lets be honest, the middle east in particular is not a very friendly place to LGBT. It is an extremely hostile place and while introspection on western involvement is tolerated, if Phil does what he does best and culturally appropriates Isis or the Palestinian Resistance this could get very very funny! Especially if Phil starts taking those black designs more seriously.

 

[Totenkopf]

Any change in Phil which involves Jew-hate is a good change in my book.

I hope he joins Hamas and tries to detonate a shoebomb in the Portland bus terminal

 

[Twrx]

The only thing Phil resists is a shower.

 

[FatNero]

I'd really appreciate it if someone could gently nudge him towards Boko Haram next.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He just wants his nuts cut off and figures that the Arabs will do it for free so he's throwing in his lot with them.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

The best way to demonstrate the convictions of your beliefs is to buy a t-shirt and share it with your friends on facebook.

FUCK THE SYSTEM for $15.99!

 

[Conrix]

OH GOD HE'S A MUSLIM NOW

@ParkourDude91 HELP

SEND IN ALL ARE ARMED GAMERS

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

OH GOD HE'S A MUSLIM NOW

@ParkourDude91 HELP

I HAVE BROUGHT THE HEAVY GUNS

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[Spooky_Scary]

And now begins the best, and perhaps final Phil saga!
#FinishtheFight

 

[XH 502]

Phil doesn't give a shit about Palestinians. He just wants those sweet "2edgy4u" flavored oppression points.

As much as I'd love to see Phil attempt to "take action" in favor of Palestinian advancement he doesn't have the commitment to follow through on any plan he may concoct. Though there is always the chance that he'll stage some sort of "protest" outside a Hebrew temple, and that would be a fun thing to witness.

 

[Positron]

Any change in Phil which involves Jew-hate is a good change in my book.

I hope he joins Hamas and tries to detonate a shoebomb in the Portland bus terminal

Phil won't make a good suicide bomber: his smell is a very effective crowd dispersant.

 

[Twrx]

Phil won't make a good suicide bomber: his smell is a very effective crowd dispersant.

His smell causes terror. That's the whole point of terrorism.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Nah, Phil, not edgy enough.
If you really want to show us how progressive and tough you are, you need to join ISIS.