FB 8/21 - Chris gives advice to students -

[lynx]

the video he linked:

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

"study very good"
It doesn't seem like Chris studied very well in English class, for sure.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

Desperately wishin' to be a part of something. Anything.

 

[Hyperion]

Because University students need advice from a man who took six years to complete a two year community college degree.

 

[Ruin]

Of course he links a video full of attractive sorority girls. Wait is this the infamous recruiting video that got shit on by sjw's for only having white girls? I guess when it comes to sweethearts Chris still has his no niggos need apply policy.

 

[Chuggernaut]

Chris' advice on education is just as valuable and insightful as his sex tips.

 

[Glaive]

Oh gosh, that marketing angle on the video

I'm pretty sure those girls would send Chris through the worst hazing ritual ever and then deny him. So much for 'no bully'.
Not surprised at all however that sororities would be Chris's glorified focus regarding college.
"Look, this would be like me with my gal pals"

 

[Hyperion]

Of course he links a video full of attractive sorority girls. Wait is this the infamous recruiting video that got shit on by sjw's for only having white girls? I guess when it comes to sweethearts Chris still has his no niggos need apply policy.

Yeah I'm pretty sure this is the video.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Will be college sophomore; Chris's advice not applicable

 

[Handsome Pete]

Friendships and Good Blood last Longer than Rivalries and Bad Blood!

Incorrect!

 

[Ray Streip]

At this rate he's going to be smashing keys and hitting "enter" within 3-5 years to communicate with others, his English just keeps on getting worse and worse.

 

[Apocalypso]

Be Friendly, Supportive and KIND to Everyone!

Says the man-child who's anything but.

 

[Totenkopf]

Did Chris have a reason for choosing a University of Alabama sorority video? Did he just Google "sorority video" and pick one out of a hat?

 

[TaterBot]

That nostalgia smell...it takes you back to Future Message, doesn't it?
"Hey Freshmen and To-Be Grads of all teenages: Do Fuzzie-Wuzzies, Don't Do Prickley-Wicklies!"

 

[Lipitor]

Did Chris have a reason for choosing a University of Alabama sorority video? Did he just Google "sorority video" and pick one out of a hat?

This video went viral earlier this week. Tons of feminists jumped on them for convoluted reasons about how this is harmful to women or something. I'm sure one of his lesbian blogs wrote something about this that went completely over Christian's head when he saw his dream life.

 

[Florence]

Be sure to make a LOT of Friends, Face-To-Face

Like all your internet sweethearts, Chris?

 

[Hmmpf!]

His first ever youtube video was a FUTURE MESSAGE essentially teaching about this shit.

I think what he meant about his "future message" is actually this.

 

[anephric]

I am endlessly fascinated by Chris's see-sawing (mis)use of the English language. Some of his updates are pretty normal and intelligible, all things considered - and then you get one like this that sounds like Ralph Wiggum got hit by a tractor trailer full of cinder blocks.

 

[asperhes]

Because University students need advice from a man who took six years to complete a two year community college degree.

And who didn't make a single fucking friend during those six years.

 

[EI 903]

"Friendships and Good Blood last Longer and Better than Rivalries and Bad Blood!"

-a man who has held comically longstanding grudges against college staff, game store owners, and a chick who tried to be nice and never wronged him. All while having no friends of his own.