Wait, have we commented on the wizard pony being watermelon?
I find it hard to believe the Grand Galloping Gala was strict on a dress code that forced him to wear those shoes but the rest of the outfit was fair game.
I've seen things you Kiwis wouldn't believe. Porn requests on work emails with the word Darling. I watched emojis glitter in the personal twitter messages on a daily basis. All those moments will be remembered, on the Cwciki, like tears in the rain. Time to die."
Dress Code prevented me from wearing my more comfortable shoes.
Nigga, stop lying. Those were the biggest dirt stompers that your dusty, crusty hooves could squeeze into at cross-dress 4 less. Chris is big even for a man.The silver slippers fit good, but they pinched my toes
He's still trying to get back on the horse.
Although you'll notice in that last picture with him between the 2 furry cosplayers that Chris has kicked off the shoes, and is holding one foot up, as if in pain. But, even surrounded by literal people dressed up as cartoon horses, Chris is still the strange one.