FB 8/24 - MLP theory, based on Night Star's conversation -
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He's hearing conversations with imaginary MLP characters... one of which is just him as a pony. 
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Wait, Chris is now claiming he can listen in on the ponies' conversations? He is definitely not getting better.
Also, was I the only one who thought "Practice Made Perfect for both of them" was some sort of autistic innuendo?
Also, was I the only one who thought "Practice Made Perfect for both of them" was some sort of autistic innuendo?
Frozen Fishsticks
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Not even Sonic Mania will get him to shut up about ponies.
I think Chris's schizophrenia is worsening.
He's abandoned his old friend Sonic, who was there when no one else was, who was his hero, his guide through life, who gave him his first taste of fame, all for a bunch of pony sluts. Disgusting.
Adolf Von Merkel
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Megan recomended MLP to chris is the second worst thing happened to his mind (the first is godbear)
Bronycon was not a good idea. Now Chris is getting carried away with his fantasy world. At the moment, people accept his fantasy sperging, but he's edging dangerously close to leaving "guy who's really into it" territory and entering "guy who's a little too into it, walk away walk away" territory.
I hope we get another mace saga when the movie is released and it changes some minor pony detail.
He could have just said he had a theory but just had to pull the crazy card.
Even for Chris/pony shit this is autistic.
I'm no expert, but Google Fu tells me that the Equestrian tramp stamp is basically a representation of each pony's individual talent. This particularly Shetland shitbag seems to have a harp on her arse. All this crap about angels and knowledge and shit can basically be boiled down to six words
IT'S GOOD AT THE FUCKING HARP.
I'm no expert, but Google Fu tells me that the Equestrian tramp stamp is basically a representation of each pony's individual talent. This particularly Shetland shitbag seems to have a harp on her arse. All this crap about angels and knowledge and shit can basically be boiled down to six words
IT'S GOOD AT THE FUCKING HARP.
Was this message translated from chinese to spanish then to english, on babelfish?
UglyOldJafar
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On the risk of getting autism ratings en masse, I have decided to slightly decode what he tries to say in relation to my own knowledge of MLP. And it is dumb nonetheless
Okay, for starters: The mint green unicorn in the pic is "Lyra", a background character rather popular with others in the fandom. The reason being, she was seen often times in the show being very excited about stuff and sitting/standing in the background in a manner that indicates she knows how to walk on her hindlegs/an anthro manner. This gave birth to the meme gag idea that Lyra is aware of what humans are and as such she is the pony equivalent of a furry but with humans and so on.
Now as a unicorn, she can't walk on clouds. Yet she was used as a background probe in an episode set on clouds once. Like 7 years ago.
what Chris is doing here is that he tries to come up with an explaination for that "animation error" that also explains how she got her butt stamps/cutie mark, which is a harp.
And here is what he tries to say:
Night Star and Lyra had a heart to heart talk (already alarm is ringing) and out of whatever they talked about he had concluded the following: When Lyra must have been a child, she must have accidentally had some sort of magic spurge and that teleported her into heaven. Like not just in the sky, but the afterlife where she saw the pony equivalent of god and his angels. And they are anthros and they played the harp and that inspired her to play the harptoo, before she was send back to earth. Also, now because of that she can walk on clouds and she does it regularly or some shit.
I have seen a lot of autistic brony shit, and even I am sitting here and wondering how long it takes till he goes full DKM now.
Okay, for starters: The mint green unicorn in the pic is "Lyra", a background character rather popular with others in the fandom. The reason being, she was seen often times in the show being very excited about stuff and sitting/standing in the background in a manner that indicates she knows how to walk on her hindlegs/an anthro manner. This gave birth to the meme gag idea that Lyra is aware of what humans are and as such she is the pony equivalent of a furry but with humans and so on.
Now as a unicorn, she can't walk on clouds. Yet she was used as a background probe in an episode set on clouds once. Like 7 years ago.
what Chris is doing here is that he tries to come up with an explaination for that "animation error" that also explains how she got her butt stamps/cutie mark, which is a harp.
And here is what he tries to say:
Night Star and Lyra had a heart to heart talk (already alarm is ringing) and out of whatever they talked about he had concluded the following: When Lyra must have been a child, she must have accidentally had some sort of magic spurge and that teleported her into heaven. Like not just in the sky, but the afterlife where she saw the pony equivalent of god and his angels. And they are anthros and they played the harp and that inspired her to play the harptoo, before she was send back to earth. Also, now because of that she can walk on clouds and she does it regularly or some shit.
I have seen a lot of autistic brony shit, and even I am sitting here and wondering how long it takes till he goes full DKM now.
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