FB 8/28 6 Years ago -

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

Chris Blames Snyder on what's happening to him now.

 

[Positron]

"Snyder snared me into his trap and made my mother and me lost all money."
Fuck you fat fuck. You and your murderous mother deserve worse.

 

[GS 281]

I don't know what is more depressing. That shit happened to chris or that I am still following his bullshit 6 years later and remember it happening to chris.

 

[LM 697]

153% health is correct. becuase he is 153% bigger than he should be

 

[BILLY MAYS]

>3 kids

Sonichu, Rosechu, and Crystal?

 

[Dangus Bang Boon]

that I am still following his bullshit 6 years later and remember it happening to chris

Definitely this... this will eventually be all of us at some point.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Chris Blames Snyder on what's happening to him now.

Well, well, well, it actually got the "drag" part correct.

 

[LD 3187]

>3 kids

Sonichu, Rosechu, and Crystal?

Robbie, Christine and Cerah Sonichu.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I don't know what is more depressing. That shit happened to chris or that I am still following his bullshit 6 years later and remember it happening to chris.

How about that Chris thinks that his life now compared to 2011 is an improvement
Or that any of us feel the same way about ourselves
Fuck I wanna die

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

Oooh. He's really upset. He's digging deep for people to blame if he's bringing up Snyder.

I wonder if he's crying to Barb about this.

 

[SuperJ]

Married at 29...Nope.
3 kids...Nope, his dicksickles in the freezer don't count.
Drag Racer...Well, he dresses in drag but I don't think he can run farther than 20 feet without stopping, so Nope.
Happiness...Nope.
Health...He needs to do a lot more iced tea curls just to get to 20%, so Nope.
Car...Son-Chu is a hoopty ride, Nope.

0% completion on life goals. Wonder if Sony offers an anti-achievement trophy?

 

[GS 281]

itt we all kos

 

[m0rnutz]

Chris Blames Snyder on what's happening to him now.
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That gosh dang Snyder, burning down the house and running himself over with the car. You dang dirty JEW.

 

[The Fool]

Even Chris misses Classic Chris. I guess he's taking a trip down memory lane before having his next mental breakdown.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Chris Blames Snyder on what's happening to him now.
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Yeah, because rubbing his legs against your car somehow lost you your father's pension, as opposed to hiring an expensive lawyer. And being a disrespectful little prick in court calling him a jew who doesn't deserve a red cent.

I suspect now that the Bronycon high is over, the money situation is more prevalent than ever, which is why he's bitching about it now after six years. $50k would go a long way to reducing the debts owed by the Chandlers.

Also, I just noticed he'd augmented the avatar, this time with another pony which research suggests is 'Octavia Melody' along with her butt mark opposite her. The only connection to Chris I can think of is Octavia is most often shipped as the lover of Vinyl Scratch/DJ P0N3, whose significance I hope I don't need to explain to people who have been following Chris thus far.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

I'm actually marking out, he brought up Snyder, whose maybe my favorite troll of them all.

Let us remember this old gem

 

[Gaol]

Yeah, because rubbing his legs against your car somehow lost you your father's pension, as opposed to hiring an expensive lawyer. And being a disrespectful little prick in court calling him a jew who doesn't deserve a red cent.

I suspect now that the Bronycon high is over, the money situation is more prevalent than ever, which is why he's bitching about it now after six years. $50k would go a long way to reducing the debts owed by the Chandlers.

Also, I just noticed he'd augmented the avatar, this time with another pony which research suggests is 'Octavia Melody' along with her butt mark opposite her. The only connection to Chris I can think of is Octavia is most often shipped as the lover of Vinyl Scratch/DJ P0N3, whose significance I hope I don't need to explain to people who have been following Chris thus far.

They were the ponies Chris wanted Doopie to draw fingering and what not. As for the whole Snyder thing, it's hilarious how if he had actually plead guilty it would had been much easier, but no Barb though she could win, so she kept pecking at it like the harpy she is. Funny enough, she was the one who got pecked and lost all that money to a lawyer that fled after everything was said and done.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we'd choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way

 

[Optimus Prime]

They were the ponies Chris wanted Doopie to draw fingering and what not. As for the whole Snyder thing, it's hilarious how if he had actually plead guilty it would had been much easier, but no Barb though she could win, so she kept pecking at it like the harpy she is. Funny enough, she was the one who got pecked and lost all that money to a lawyer that fled after everything was said and done.

Oh, right, the fingering lesbian thing. I would still expect Chris to have put Vinyl instead of Octavia, though, given which one he clearly prefers.

And yeah, come to think of it, has Chris ever blamed Barb for shit while keeping himself absolved from all blame as usual?

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

The best player at Kick the Autistic is Chris himself.