FB 8/9 Chris is still stressed -

[Mark Corrigan]

"I ruined my sleep schedule by awful diet, oestrogel, lack of exercise and exposing myself to flashy video games and cartoons all day. Feel sorry for me."

 

[Kurosaru]

Less soda and some over the counter melatonin? Nah, doing stuff to solve problems is not nearly as fun as trying to get sympathy and complaining!

 

[Purple Man]

I see Chris is in full damage control at this point.
Shitposting about dragons and lack of sleep won't distract anyone from the taint wound, fatty.

Hell, maybe his "sleep schedule" is connected to his gaping mangina? That would be worse.

 

[Flareon]

Insomnia is an actual medical condition, Chris. You don't have it.

 

[Cackman]

Everyone knows you're too lazy to sleepwalk Chris

 

[Karen Riley]

When Chris was involved with Ivy, all it took for him to adjust his sleep schedule was for her to get him to wake up in the morning to do comic book pages.

Some people have genuine sleep problems that are difficult to fix, and while Chris may have developed some of his own since then, it's possible all it takes for him to fix his sleep schedule is just for him to try to get up earlier. Of course in typical Chris fashion he'd rather complain non stop about it, like that's going to magically fix everthing

 

[Postal Dude]

So he's an insomniac now. Is Chris getting into self-DXing? Can't wait until he claims he has PTSD thanks to those dang, dirty trolls.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

So he's an insomniac now. Is Chris getting into self-DXing? Can't wait until he claims he has PTSD thanks to those dang, dirty trolls.

It's just a matter of time until he realizes how big of a powerword it is - akin to his bizarre "Blarms are sensory overload" ramblings.

The moment realization settles in, it'll be all over the place.

 

[Cackman]

Given Chris' weight, it wouldn't suprise me if he was suffering from sleep apnea.

 

[Innocuous Banter]

I know that feel, Chris

 

[Hyperion]

When is Chris not stressed?

 

[TheImportantFart]

Chris, there's a difference between insomnia and being hyped up on enough sugar to fill a candy shop.

 

[Darndirty]

Why does he think he'd sleep walk? That has nothing to do with insomnia and is incredibly rare . Though to be fair maybe he'd finally get some exercise

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I, too, can't sleep at night knowing there are lego sets and lesbians out there I can never have.

 

[TheImportantFart]

I, too, can't sleep at night knowing there are lego sets and lesbians out there I can never have.

Not to mention a wound on my groin that probably stings like hell and regularly oozes pus.

 

[Paul Rudd]

Why does he think he'd sleep walk? That has nothing to do with insomnia and is incredibly rare . Though to be fair maybe he'd finally get some exercise

He saw it on TV once.

 

[asperhes]

I'll never understand why his sleep schedule bothers him. Nothing and nobody in the world cares when he decides to sleep.

This is the first time he's claimed that his messed up biological clock is a case of "insomnia." He's probably misusing this word.

I wonder if he associates sleepwalking with the supernatural.

 

[JU 199]

The infected taint is probably keeping him awake

 

[Milktheturtle]

But he does nothing to fix it.Getting asspat is not going make you sleep.

He's doing jackshit except playing vidya,begging,destroying his taint and sometime playing Pokemon TCG.So I dont know why he's complaining about his sleep schedule.

 

[Jack Awful]

You know what might help your sleep schedule?
Getting a job.
It would force you to get up early AND you'd earn some extra cash so you wouldn't need to beg for donations for basic medical needs.
Just kidding, complaining about minor, fixable problems that don't impact your life in any way is way better.