Sonichu FB 9/13 - Chris uploads newly-edited Sonichu 10 comic -

[The American Hedgehog]

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGu...60828068397.1073741854.100002534669114&type=3

Edit: The new ending is below.

Spoiler: Page 90

Spoiler: Page 91

Spoiler: Page 92

Spoiler: Page 93

Spoiler: Page 94

Spoiler: Page 95

Spoiler: Page 96

Spoiler: Page 97

 

[EI 903]

Did this need it's own thread?

Retconning the execution of the Asperpedia Four seems worthy of discussion.

 

[Clown Doll]

Taking a screencap of the original post and summarizing the content in the op would probably be helpful in case the original post by Chris gets taken down.
-edit-
Thanks

 

[EI 903]

Taking a screencap of the original post and summarizing the content in the op would probably be helpful in case the original post by Chris gets taken down.

Added a screencap, but there's not much to the post itself. The gallery is the real content.

 

[QE 757]

Page 90 : CWCVille courts accept Magi-Chan's psychic visions as evidence ?
Page 91 : Magic spells with pickles !!!
Page 93 : Kathleen Nicole Wallace as Slaweel's cellmate
Page 95 : Classic slapstick comedy
Page 96 : text cut off irritatingly
last page : lol

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Even though the plague of homosexuality has been replaced with the plague of Nazi zombies, they still needed Chris's untainted straight blood to find a cure.

 

[Metal Sink]

I still prefer the original Sonichu 10... I'm also wondering why there are no more hard feelings towards the Asperpedia Four anymore, since I highly doubt Chris realises how pitiful depicting the gory deaths of his rivals is.

 

[Datiko]

I'm confused. I thought the Amish thing was already an alternate version. What is new here?

 

[Bridechu]

I'm confused. I thought the Amish thing was already an alternate version. What is new here?

It was never "published" before, Chris just showed it and read it in a video during the Jackie Saga.

I am surprised he didn't update the Simonla death part though. Didn't even mention it.

 

[VJ 343]

I'm just going to... these are my favorite lines so far:

"They frisked me and found my stash in my bosom and up my behind."

"I enjoy her good food with her delicious milk, freshly squeezed from her teet."

"Have you seem my pussy? She ran off again chasing a field tit mouse."

I can't tell if the last two are hamfisted attempts at sexual innuendo or just bad writing.

Also Chris's horses look suspiciously like that cigarette camel. How.

 

[MY 405]

Why is Joe Camel pulling a buggy on pg. 94? Don't the Amish avoid that dang dirty tobacky? Also, nice pussy joke there, Chris, I see all those years of "Are You Being Served?" have paid-off for you. Nice to see that seven years later you're still stealing sitcom gags from another writer.(Oh, and a Tit Mouse is a bird, btw)

Edit: Totally ninja'd by @Geo

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Why didnt he do the parade Jackie asked him to do?

Now I will never see Sonichu dressed in the Parade March Leader costume including the hat and baton.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Yay, I've been waiting for colored version of the Amish ending since forever.
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/11016078_920265358067944_5398412592369348592_n-jpg.48262/
That Amish village holds some freaky genetic experiments, with those gigantic horse/camel hybrids that need giant custom built carriages.

 

[Null]

me

 

[mauggg]

Why is Joe Camel pulling a buggy on pg. 94? Don't the Amish avoid that dang dirty tobacky. Also, nice pussy joke there, Chris, I see all those years of "Are You Being Served?" have paid-off. (A Tit Mouse is a bird, btw)

Edit: Totally ninja'd by @Geo

I'm surprised he didn't draw the Amish buggies being pulled by My Little Ponies (a la Wedding Comic).

Check out p. 93--Kathleen's about a foot taller and a hundred pounds heavier than Mary Lee Walsh. She looked a bit more petite in her bondage outfit.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris made a comment.

 

[Hyperion]

He's still harping on Asperchu being badly drawn.

Autism. Autism never changes.

 

[Grand Marshal of CWCville]

Has Chris developed a lactation fetish?

 

[Karen Riley]

The last few pages involving the Asperpedia Four amuse me because it's so entirely unnecessary to show what they got up to in the Amish community after they were sentenced to live there. I wonder why the Sideshow Bob-esque stepping onto a rake joke was used against Sean, on top of him being referred to as the local village idiot by Alec and Mao. I vaguely remember Chris constantly mentioning that he held less anger towards Sean than he did for the other three so I'm curious about what's changed.

It's hilarious that the court in Cwcville consider being sentenced to life in an Amish community as an alternative punishment to going to jail or execution. By all intents and purposes they all seem to live quite happy lives in the community. Especially with the bizarre ability for them to have a 'manditorily chosen wife.'

 

[asperhes]

For the record, here's Chris's new monologue to replace the apology he had been forced to make. Ripped straight from his conversations with his court-appointed therapist, I assume.

"My adventures into the year 2015 has left me better informed of details. About all things of the Mayan calendar are not true. The world does continue on beyond 2013; the calendar is only going to be outdated, nothing else. I also have expanded my...mind by meeting myself; I had actually found myself and understood who I am on the inside; I am, and always have been, a woman, and a lesbian. There is no...'normal.' Being individually different, and 'weird' from what was thought to be normal in years past, is being truly normal. So, if anyone calls you weird, aside from...bad habits that could actually harm you, if someone calls you weird, take it as a compliment, and say to that bully, 'Thank you. You're cool too.' And if that person continues to hate on you after that, do not take their words personally. Just shake it off and move forward with your life. Being who...you are is truly the better way to find your own individual happiness. And if you have not found yourself yet, keep an open mind and an open heart, keep what is good...for you; discard what is bad for you, and find and choose the labels that you feel does match with who you are as a person and an individual. And the sweetheart...you are meant to be with will not only accept you for who you are and stays with you, but who you feel makes you happy and comfortable, and that same feeling is...mutual between you both. And being friends before lovers makes for a better and longer relationship. And when you are happy with who you are, your partner will be happy...you too [sic]. Thank you for listening and learning along with me. I am Christian Weston Chandler, mayor of Cwcville, Virginia. Have a great and safe day."