FB 9/23 - Ideas for an updated documentary -

[The American Hedgehog]

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An updated documentary, with Lots of kind testimonies, is a lot of help. Especially since the people I've met at at least BronyCon, who all were affected positively, even in some remote way, it is good. A key would be Trimming down the "Sagas", down to a brief summary in each, add in the updates that happened within the Three Years (from 14 to 17), showing off some of the better examples of my kindness and personality, I do believe a better Documentary about me could be made. As I said, I did find positive and good in the first 50 to 55 percent of the previous Documentary.

Also, to add and heavily note, while I did use to be homophobic, my past anti-gay moments; I was really more upset with the mislabelings of my sexual preferences. And when I Had the Cwcipedia website, the adultive male-on-male images, they badly triggered me. I was feeling constantly upset; my better judgment was clouded. I am more tolerant about all that, I'll share a smile and a hug with a gay dude in kindness; just don't force the behind-closed-door content on me.

I am a Lesbian; I am Very Much attracted to women. I am a Transwoman; Total Female Soul in a male to female transforming body. I am with Sweetheart. I have lots of good friends, and I am liked and appreciated by my closest and beyond. I am fully happy and blessed. I also forgive all of the people who have wronged me years to many years ago. I do pray they and I can be friends again, but that's up to them.

Thank You.

Love and Sincerely,
Miss Christine Weston Chandler

 

[Aldora]

That's a whole lot of gibberish.

 

[Quijibo69]

That's a whole lot of gibberish.

That's pretty much Chris from day one.

 

[Rossticus]

What does that photo have to do with anything?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Basically, Chris doesn't want a documentary so much as someone to capture what he felt briefly at BronyCon.

 

[ON 190]

How the fuck would we track down a single brony that had a "positive experience" with him? I mean, even if they existed... we don't have names, phone numbers, addresses... I get that we could dox these people, but they're not worth doxxing.

Are we just going to put actors in their place and rely on photographs? The fuck, Chris, what do you want and how do you want it?!

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

tl;dr - Chris wants his ass kissed

Sach should make a parody documentary sarcastically praising Chris.

 

[Kosher Dill]

What does that photo have to do with anything?

It's a picture of the one and only authorized CWC documentary.

Then, as now, "documentary" is just his word for "video Attraction Sign".

 

[Got2Hands]

"Just don't force the behind-closed-door-content on me."

 

[Ray Streip]

Yeah, part 2 should better capture his kindness and personality, such as stalking people on Twitter, macing Gamestop employees, freezing his sperm in the family fridge, and cutting his taint open because of a vagina he swore he was growing: so many good deeds from an upstanding gentleman!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

just don't force the behind-closed-door content on me.

Yeah, I am pretty sure that Chris is more likely to chase after the D than someone trying to force the D on him. Seriously, if Chris makes women want to vomit, he'll probably make semen curdle.

I am a Lesbian; I am Very Much attracted to women. I am a Transwoman; Total Female Soul in a male to female transforming body. I am with Sweetheart. I have lots of good friends, and I am liked and appreciated by my closest and beyond.

No, and I must say, I can't wait for Barb to die. I don't mean to wish Barb's death in a bad way, but I can't wait for the last real affection in Chris' life to be gone, so he can expose himself for the morally depraved creature he truly is.
Seriously, being a maladjusted, obese nobody with an IQ of 70-80 does not justify or excuse Chris' delusional self-importance.

I also forgive all of the people who have wronged me years to many years ago.

Remember a few weeks ago when Chris called out Snyder for being a decent human being and claimed that he was Snyder's victim instead of the other way around?
This is ADF level smugness, and I hope Chris gets called out as the retard he truly is.

 

[purepowerlevel]

"Just don't force the behind-closed-door-content on me."

DON'T GOOGLE ANYBODY

 

[PsychoNerd054]

So Chris' idea for a journalistic documentary isn't to document his life or anything like that. Rather, he wants the documentary to be about what some shmuck at the BronyCon that likely forgot about him thought about him, as well as how saintly he is. I don't see a whole lot of potential out of that.

 

[Keine]

Is BronyCon going to be the new high school for Chris, that it's the memory he clings to for the next decade plus?

 

[m0rnutz]

"Just don't force the behind-closed-door-content on me."

Those hip thrusts are sad.

If Chris wants his own documentary to be positive, he can do what many others have and just write an autobiography.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Get a job, Chris.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Those hip thrusts are sad.

If Chris wants his own documentary to be positive, he can do what many others have and just write an autobiography.

Why do you want a 3,000 page book filled with drawings of ponies and femaled-soul ectoplasm (semen).

 

[Guy Smiley]

tl;dr - Chris wants his ass kissed

Sach should make a parody documentary sarcastically praising Chris.

I love this idea.

"Christian Weston Chandler - he's yet to successfully kill anyone!"
"Christian Weston Chandler - his pets are mostly still alive!"
"Christian Weston Chandler - he hasn't burned down any buildings-"
(Cut to news footage of 14 Branchland Ct on fire)
"He's only burned down ONE building!"

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

So tl;dr - he can't take criticism or face his own flaws. What else is new?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Is BronyCon going to be the new high school for Chris, that it's the memory he clings to for the next decade plus?

Yeah and lucky for him he gets to go back.

And I wouldn't be surprised if he dabbles in more similar conventions.