FB 9/27 - Advice on getting a sweetheart -

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[TaterBot]

The ones who chase you down the hall at the bar are actually the best ones, right Chris?

...coinkie-dink strafe... I give up.

 

[Sushinope]

Hasn't even gone on the date and he's transplaining how to get laid.

 

[Azafran90]

I swear, when he's acting smug He has the worst syntaxis the 'tism can offer

 

[emitter]

Nothing creates a better foundation to a real friendship like hoping they eventually sleep with you.

 

[Bubbleman]

I love how he literally views everything through the lens of a videogame or cartoon, to the point that even a friend becoming a significant other is deemed an "upgrade."

 

[The American Hedgehog]

...coinkie-dink strafe... I give up.

It's a MLP reference.

 

[Kevin Spencer]

In short....

 

[Doge]

Chris literally just got in trouble for twitter girls. I guess he wants to 'test the waters' again.

 

[Positron]

"Your sweetie is likely in your friendship parade."
You don't have a friendship parade Chris.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Well at least we can look forward to their meeting again.

 

[Ray Streip]

Yeah, because the Chris/Jessica relationship has been built on such a stable foundation, okay: I feel like a dick but I want her to friendzone him bad now.

 

[Hen in a tie]

 

[a dinosaur]

Chris literally just got in trouble for twitter girls. I guess he wants to 'test the waters' again.

You know what they say, girls love bad boys.

 

[Rupin]

This is about as relevant as his dating 101 class.

 

[MrTroll]

do not be afraid to make that first move when you really feel the full motive to start.

And if that first move doesn't work out, that's why God invented twitter alts.

 

[The Mackers]

@emitter and @Sushinope couldn't put it better. This useless boy is gonna feel the sting come 6th October. Or likely not, come to think of it. I predict this date is gonna be delayed, on 'Jessica''s part.

 

[Rogowski]

Chris is acting pretty cocky for a guy who was literally crying on Facebook 24 hours ago.

 

[dacwcman69]

Wasn't being friends with people under the pre-tense of starting a relationship the EXACT thing Chris was criticized for over and over again for the past 6 months? Is this a confession that every "friendship" he tried to start with Doopie etc. were all ploys to try to get a heartsweet?
I'm sure Jessica is going to love this.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is acting pretty cocky for a guy who was literally crying on Facebook 24 hours ago.

He's acting pretty cocky for a man pretending to not like his own cock.

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Here's some better ones, "I will die alone, so I should always update my emergency contacts on my phone" or "Love be merry, love be kind, watch me stick something up my behind"