FB 9/29 - Christine desires a "Vee-String." -

[lindsayfan]

I'mma let you google that yourself.

 

[The Man With No Name]

The text in that screenshot looks really fake.

Edit: Apparently not. Disregard me. I thought that this would seem too ridiculous, even for Chris.

I was wrong.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

Kengle's wallet is pissing itself with fear right now

 

[Clown Doll]

Chris wants a prosthetic vagina? Considering he wants to have sex with females, I don't see the point unless it's just for the purposes of cosplaying as a woman. I just saw the bit about Chris offering to 'model' with it

. Good grief, Chris keeps on finding new ways to make people lose their appetites just when you thought you had seen his trans-autism reach it's peak.

Spoiler: Here's a video showcasing a Vee-String(Nsfw)

Spoiler: Picture of a Vee-String (warning : NSFW and gross)

Spoiler: The "masturbator" V-String" NSFW

Fulfill your feminine illusion. This product has been designed to hide the male genitalia with an ultra-realistic appearance. It also allows for body cavity penetration. It can be worn for hours at a time with no problem.
YOU CAN ADD TO THE ORIGINAL VEE-STRING:

• Bladder added for a urination function
• Vaginal Sheath for Menstrual/Lubrication function
• Bladder and Sheath for all of the functions in one

I assume this comes in different skin tones.

Checking through a couple of online stores that sell this item and didn't find any other skin tones than 'beige', but one store had in that FAQ that if one wants to mod the skin tone of their product, they can use acrylic paint, something Chris should have left over from his crafts. There are plenty of hair colors and styles, though!.

 

[Hat]

A picture of Chris modeling, eh? What a great incentive to donate.

 

[EI 903]

Well, that "discrete" pic is going to end up being someone's avatar here before the end of the month. Unless Kengle buys it to hang next to his Tesch altar.

The text in that screenshot looks really fake.

Nope, it's legit.

 

[rocket]

well i guess it's just a matter of days before i'm clicking a kiwi farms link of chris with a prosthetic vagina and questioning every decision i've ever made in life

 

[Lipitor]

Sadly, I think if he just asked us to fully fund his complete SRS operation, he'd probably get it. If only he knew his potential.

 

[Nayolfa]

I'mma let you google that yourself.

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I chocked on all my keks

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I'd make a snarky comment about how Chris doing some creepy photo shoot isn't worth that kind of money, but the market has spoken at this point. People will pay through the nose for a goofy modified Amiibo, and they'll pay for this.
Shine on, you crazy diamond.

 

[getoffmylawn]

I'd make a snarky comment about how Chris doing some creepy photo shoot isn't worth that kind of money, but the market has spoken at this point. People will pay through the nose for a goofy modified Amiibo, and they'll pay for this.
Shine on, you crazy diamond.

I thought people bought medallions/amiibos to get their own little bit of Christory. Are people still constantly buying his stuff, or is everyone just getting their one little piece?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Oh my god what the fuck I don't even... Horror aside from him actually wanting the thing, in what universe does he think a picture of him in it isn't immediately going to end up here, there and everywhere plastered all over the internet for all the world to see.

 

[Totenkopf]

This is exactly the kind of thing public Facebook updates were made for.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I thought people bought medallions/amiibos to get their own little bit of Christory. Are people still constantly buying his stuff, or is everyone just getting their one little piece?

There's a lot of people who want a piece. Chris is a legend, for better or worse. I'd bet on someone doing it, just to be the guy who funded the vee-string pics.
Edit: Essentially, Chris has finally done what he should have a while ago: he's cashing in on his infamy.

 

[Some JERK]

To be curt, if anyone offers me a really big donation, which part of would allow me to order one, that person may discretely request a printed photograph of me modeling in it

So is he saying that you have to donate more than the price of this thing? How much more? I don't really follow Chris's money-making schemes so I'm not sure what he's talking about here.

This is not a mandatory thing

Well that's good.

 

[_blank_]

There's a lot of people who want a piece. Chris is a legend, for better or worse. I'd bet on someone doing it, just to be the guy who funded the vee-string pics.
Edit: Essentially, Chris has finally done what he should have a while ago: he's cashing in on his infamy.

And to whoever does obtain the Vee-String pics, may we all in the Kiwi Farms pre-emptively dedicate a song for your going full retard:

Spoiler

 

[asperhes]

He should just mold his own v-string out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic.

What am I saying, he probably already has.

Edit: They cost $390 according to the product website.

 

[Karen Riley]

Well, I'm now regretting my decision to browse Chris's part of the Farms while eating breakfast...

It's interesting however that Chris is that keen to get one of these, 390 pounds is a big chunk of money and he's even willing to embarrass himself modelling with it if it helps.That's probably the biggest sign how serious Chris is taking trying to become female so far.

If Chris gets one of these it's going to be harder than ever to have any sympathy with him the next time he complains about having money problems. Though already knowing what Chris is like with money has put plenty of people off donating as it is.

 

[WhatNemesisMeans]

The idea of Chris "modeling" is already ridiculous in itself, but if he does it in that thing, we'll cross the border into nauseating territory.
Ah, what the hell ! I know I'll want to see them anyway.

God, what am I doing with my life...

 

[Dr. Tran]

Man, just when I thought Chris was getting boring after he totally sold out he drops this bomb. Just goes to show that he's the best lolcow cause just when you think he can't get any more weird and hilarious he tries to bribe people with pics of him modelling a fake vagina. Never fucking change Chris, you're practically a universal constant by now.