FB: Chris responds the shoplifting rumours (3-31-'14) -

[boixosnois]

facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/627915670636249

To the damn Trolls in regards to the new rumor.

Look, the ONLY TIME I was there at all then was on the SIXTH OF MARCH. I purchased a copy of The Lego Movie Video game for PS3; they had the exclusive Pajama Emmet Minifigure; It and the Game were all paid for and registered. I put the mint in polybag minifigure into my Blue Jacket Pocket; it was in the Late Afternoon. The excitable black woman who is probably a constant employee of the month there can and will validate my presence and purchase there at the time. I was NOT PURSUED BY ANYONE UPON MY DEPARTURE, ALL OF YOU DAMN TROLLING-STUPID FREAKS!!! Now quit your damn obsession over me and take down the damn Cwcki and your Damn Forums and leave me and my close ones alone to live in peace!!!

So...fatty brother is watching us. Also, I guess the old Chris is back.

 

[Arkangel]

Who's Chris?

 

[Mondo Zappa]

Well... You heard the man. Guess it's time to take down the Cwcki and its forums. Nice knowing you all.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Finally, he's confirming he's gay. About time.

 

[MY 405]

Wait ... did this happen on the way to the Soup Kitchen?

 

[Joan Nyan]

Well, if he says he didn't do it, he didn't do it. I've never known Chris to be anything less then a manchild of his word.

 

[wheat pasta]

I think we all just expected him to shit his pants and do nothing.

 

[Coldgrip]

The excitable black woman who is probably a constant employee of the month there can and will validate my presence and purchase there at the time.

You know if this "excitable" black woman had even so much as questioned him about the figurine or the game he'd be calling her a troll instead.

 

[José Mourinho]

Well, at least he didn't call us GOD DAMNED PINHEADS anymore.

 

[Dr. Mario]

Hello there, Jenkins.
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[cahoots]

Finally, he's confirming he's gay. About time.

Pajama Emmet figure = a sleeping man Chris wanted = Chris wants to sleep with a man.

 

[Dr. Mario]

Pajama Emmet figure = a sleeping man Chris wanted = Chris wants to sleep with a man.

 

[PraiseHelix]

Now quit your damn obsession over me and take down the damn Cwcki and your Damn Forums and leave me and my close ones alone to live in peace!!!

This is really just sounding like a broken record now @_@

 

[Tubular Monkey]

leave me and my close ones alone to live in peace

Pff. Close ones.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

By "close ones" I assume he means the dogs. They may pee everywhere but they don't order him around and -- we assume -- they can take care of their own buttocks.

 

[PraiseHelix]

By "close ones" I assume he means the dogs. They may pee everywhere but they don't order him around and -- we assume -- they can take care of their own buttocks.

well, one of them did pee in a shape of a heart for him...

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

A girl. Unless we're talking about separate urinations. *this is my horrified face at having two possible omens in the pee*

 

[PraiseHelix]

The pee is a sign for his FUTURE SWEETHEART.

 

[MrTroll]

New user title: Excitable Black Woman.

 

[Venusaur]

Well, good to know he still stalks the forums. That was a very fast reply! Chris has made sure that everyone on his facebook lists knows that people were talking about something fishy happening at Best Buy with him. While at the same time letting everyone know he has enough cash to spend on a lego PS3 name and calling a worker an "excitable black woman". Just .

I'm happy to assume that Chris is lying about this (because Marvin doesn't bullshit), but I eagerly await to see Marvin's reply to this.