FB Update 07/2/2014 -THANK YOU EVERYONE- -

[Sexual Stallone]

 

[Himawari]

Yeah good luck getting to the post office on Friday, Chris.

 

[Dr. Meme]

I think the funniest part of this is that someone paid $200 for Chris to shit out a drawing of their OC DONUT STEEL fucking around with Sonichu, and yet they think he is the autistic one.

 

[Some JERK]

Rest assured. I'm workin' on it.

please, hold your breath...

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

What Chris said would take him days to accomplish most people could accomplish in about an hour other than those commissions. It also looks like he either removed this post or it is no longer public? I can't see it but maybe facebook is still fucking with their algorithms and only showing me Chris' rage posts (EDIT: I can see it now?)

I hope Chris took Borb out to Golden Corral today... his treat.

 

[For The Internet]

He'll send those photos out within two days and get tracking numbers to everyone!

Uh-huh. I'll believe it when it happens.

 

[HealthyMcWrap]

The handwriting of this post doesn't seem like Chris's to me.

 

[PCA]

I can't believe people are actually buying this stuff from him

 

[Very Honest Content]

Minimal autism traces in this post, a real job in his chosen dream profession, a sincere sentiment of thanks being displayed, holy shit! It's like he's not even CWC anymore in any of the classic identifiable ways. What the actual fuck is going on here? I think I need to say, I might have been wrong about his ability to change for the better . . .

(Next he'll get in shape, get over the shyness of approaching women and land a sweetheart from the ground up. Then the world will end and we'll all be in hell! , nah, that will NEVER happen!)

[ETA: Spelling.]

 

[Tonebender]

And it only took 40 minutes for him to purchase more legos. Or, at least, implying that he's already on a shopping spree. What about his seinor merried mother? Surely, she must hunger for q-sands.

 

[A Whole Block of Cheese]

Other than weens it could possibly be church people from his real life or something trying to support him by buying his ebay merchandise. If not then he really believes that people are buying these with good intentions and in either case whatever, good for him. He can finally get those legos.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Holy shit,,,that was actually sincere! No insults or ego stroking or anything!

Did...did I have a stroke or something? Am I dead?

 

[Varis]

You're welcome, manchild.

If he gets $20+shipping for every autographed picture, and each of them costs him $2.84 (Walmart) + whatever the pen cost... he's making a pretty good profit.

 

[asperhes]

While he drew Sonichu, he emphasized that "inspiration does not have a schedule," and the project eventually came to nothing because he was frequently poleaxed by stress. It was apparent that he couldn't keep to a schedule and would never succeed in his marketing dreams. Yet all the time this was going on, there was one corner of his life where he did work diligently and respond solicitously to customers: Ebay. Just as he always left honest comments as a buyer, he was careful to accrue positive comments as a seller.

In other words, Chris has a work ethic. Is it possible that the lust for immediate rewards could inspire him to carve out a little career as a commercial artist? Might he actually discover ego gratification and personal happiness from the sale of his work? Could his craving for Legos motivate him to push the stress down and get the job done?

 

[Gothicserpent]

Wow he's actually being sincere for once!

Now watch him fuck it up horribly.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

He'll send those photos out within two days and get tracking numbers to everyone!

Uh-huh. I'll believe it when it happens.

He'll get them mailed out right when he finishes Sonichu #11.

 

[soIregistered]

I can't believe he did something smart, AND didn't respond like a jackass to all the "support" he's receiving. This is going to anticlimactically end with him mailing out a bunch of autographs.

CHRIS WON. It's like Al Bundy actually winning at the end of a Married With Children episode.

 

[EI 903]

Good for Chris. I'm looking forward to seeing the commissions people buy.

 

[Uzumaki]

As much as that post makes me doubt it, he better honor those sales. The last thing his dumb ass needs is to be liable for fraud. People have gone to jail over eBay shit. Granted those cases were more overtly scammy, but they all boil down to "didn't send the merchandise, had idiotic reasons for failing to do so".

Edit: I also imagine there are fully armed ween drones waiting to report him the minute he slips up.

 

[Shadow]

Why doesn't he just admit this isn't helping him and his family but instead him and his Lego addiction because he's a selfish tard with no common sense or awareness of how to put away money?