For some reason I thought that if Chris was a machine, he would totally be something like AM from "I have no mouth and I must scream". In case you haven't read or heard from it, here's a little recap:
“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.”
― Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
Just change the word "humans" for "males" and that does the trick.
Oh my God! It's a faint glimmer of Sonichu! Maybe, just maybe, he'll whip out his crayolas once more and grace the world with his talents. A full length "Sonichu meets the Trollbusters" comic.
Mild ing ahead: He just had to bring 'Busters' into it. He just had to remind me that what sacred scraps remained, actually didn't. And in this time, this time of the 30th Anniversary...