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You God Damn Pinheads!!!! I have already told you; Chris has told you!!!! The Riddle's answer was the FUCKING PITTSBURG PIRATES!!!! CHRISTIAN IS NOT A GOD DAMNED HOMO!!!! CHRISTIAN IS STRAIGHT!!!! He gets hard over women!! He vomits at males!!
GET IT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMNED, DEMENTED, THICK SKULLS, YOU GOD DAMNED PINHEADS!!!!
I should know very well, because I Am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, himself!!!!
You god damned males make me vomit, sick and shit!!
I don't know if you guys have heard yet, but they found the body of Michael Snyder last night. Some say he is leaving the door of hell open for Chris, but either way The Game Place is now under new management, his daughter will no longer be molested by this dirty pedophile, and the Children of Charlottesville will live in fear no longer. Ownership of The Game Place has been given to Megan Schroeder, and the police are currently looking into people who may of had a motive. A middle aged balding woman who has been banned from Snyder's hobby store is currently the prime suspect.
http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/unea ... ael-snyder
Notice: This person has an entire subforum dedicated to him that has been archived. You may view the archive here.
To start off, he dislikes Wikipedia that he makes his own group about it. Here: (Link)
FURSCHWITZ GUARD UPDATE: This thread is a general about the Furry community. The original OP does not include a lot so it will be a work in progress to update with major dramas. If you would like to contribute something to the OP PM @Feline Darkmage, @yawning sneasel, @CIA Nigger, or @Golden Compass.
That being said: Welcome to the General Thread!
I didn't even know what a BabyFur was before I heard that (former mod) TacoWiz was one. Anyways, this is pretty hilarious: http://www.swiftsden.net/bfpbg_v1_2.pdf
DarksydePhil is a terrible middle-aged Let's Player with self-entitlement issues and a massively inflated ego. He is a lolcow with a large cult following who watch only to see him and his business deteriorate.
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AKA: Haggis McCrablice, Fekul the Baby, Dr. Belch, Sweets, and Sweet Bro.
Both draw shitty web comics
Have been accused of stalking women
Have been kicked out of college
Are welfare leeches
Live their mothers even though they're over 30
Believe there are conspiracies keeping them from getting china
Have edited the CWCki
Have criminal records
Have made multiple death threats
The conspiracy keeping Iconoclast from getting china is progressivism instead of trolls
Iconoclast is a misogynist instead of a misandrist
Doesn't make money from his comics
Continues to reject psychological help and hasn't made efforts to improve
Is still a virgin with rage
Bonus: Yes, this guy literally said that...
[This thread was locked after Nick Bate was arrested. New thread here.]
So, I got wind of a girl being cyberstalked by a man with autism who is deadset on marrying her and molested her younger sister ( you can read her story here). At first, I thought it was an exaggeration. His twitter, tho. His twitter. If this is legit, I feel so, so sorry for this girl. Very much reminds me of Chris, if he was more persistent with his sweethearts. I know Chris isn't all sunshine and bubbles, but this dude comes off as a little less...funny. Sets off my no-no-rapey bells off faster, anyways.He also shares Chris's art skills, style of dress, and just plain creep factor. I apologize if this is in the wrong section,...
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What are your thoughts on Ahuviya? I personally think he is just a slightly less autistic and naïve version of Chris.
MOD EDIT: New OP written by @polexiaaphrodesia give her a round of applause.
EDIT2: Timeline of events:
MOD EDIT: The original OP was shit and Mylar deserves better. Thanks to @chimpburgers for rewriting it.
Mylarballoonfan is an old school lolcow that has been around for years, making videos about his various fetishes and interacting with his friends like CoolDudeClem. He's went so far as to buy an overpriced Bratz TV import just to satisfy his bizarre obsession with Bratz dolls. One of his other quirks is having a rabid hatred for specific decades like the 1980s or the 2010s and making tons of rant videos about it. He goes by other names but on this site, we prefer to call him Sammy and he's been one of our pet lolcows by far. Speaking of this site, he also has an account here and in the past has sent a lot of angry PMs to people who have called him out and neg rating them in response. Although he is not as active here as he was before, the chimpouts he provided those times under his...
I haven't been keeping up with Mr. Bores these days. What's he been up to? Is his Mom still fighting off trolls for him?
Discuss all things IG here.
(Old OP was shit, and was replaced with the much better version provided by @CIA Nigger )
Recently MisterMetokur made a video on
Terry A Davis and due to this I decided to quit lurking and make a better introduction post for this thread.
Terry A Davis is a somewhat infamous figure in various programming communities and tech imageboards such as 4chan’s /g/. He is a 48 year old jobless, schizophrenic programmer most notable for creating his own operating system, TempleOS, a bizarre 64 bit operating system designed to both bring back Commodore 64 style programming, and for talking to God.
He lives with his parents and his income consists of checks, which he spends on Shasta (a cheap dollar store soda), microwave food, and sometimes parts for his computer, which features a 24 thread Xeon with 128GB of RAM. He lives...
Marvin, do you have any info on the fate of the Chandlers' Ford Aerostar and Mitsubishi Mirage, where the Cadillac came from and what happened to Son-Chu?
I like to think that Chris blew the Mitsubishi's engine and it was parked, the Aerostar continued to be driven after 28 October 2011 until Barb got too sickly to drive and was then parked, and the Caddy was bought from or given to Chris by Rocky after Son-Chu finally succumbed to broken engine mounts or CV joints. Even if you can't give specifics, is my hypothesis close or not close to the truth?
Howdo Bozos, what do you guys think about him?
To be honest, I kinda like his outfit. I'd like to get a Transformers hat and a bright red coat like that...
His gun (which show is this from BTW?)
Christian Love Day Message
Happy Valentine's Day, CWCki Forums.
I'm feeling slightly poetic today, forgive me.
Valentine's Day has had a significant quality in the scope of Chris' life. Chris' search for a partner has lasted over a decade now with absolutely no success. I think that Chris serves as an important reminder to us that there are consequences for inaction. Sometimes we wish that things were handed to us in life, but as Chris has showed us, that makes us weak.
Chris has lived his life on borrowed time. He has taken all he could from his mother and his father, from society, from anyone that would give him the time of day. He never became any happier as a result. At the ripe age of 31, he's already looking near death. He was sustained by the the people around him, and now he has devolved from a person to a mere sideshow act for both our entertainment and education. I believe he holds out every day hoping that some sweet young girl will help him turn his life around, because he never learned how to...
I thought of making the topic of the CWC Rpg Maple is developing for this new forum. So aside from leaving this for future post, does anyone know the link to the game's website? I know it's on the google groups.
I have resurrected the old fanart thread so I'll start with my take on Chris's fakemon. I'm just gonna post them all in one go and just state their names. If you want to see what they look like just look at the cwcki's article on the wall of originals.
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