Feb 3, 2013 - Pic at McDonald's -

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Duct-tape purse, Erykah Badu T-shirt, 2 iPhones, his Nintendo DS and his PS Vita, along with what appears to be a finished 20-piece McNugget box.

Discuss.

(designed to replace the topic we had on the last relief board)
 

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Tubular Monkey said:
All the toys in the world won't fill the void in his life. I would very much like to know how long Chris stays when he goes to McDonald's. I wouldn't put it past him to stay for hours and think nothing of it.

It's been hinted and even been said by the field agents. That Chris and Barbara's relationship has gotten a whole lot more codependent. So I can see Chris taking any amount of time away from the household. I think Chris owns an Ipod touch and an Iphone as well. That's why you see two phone shaped objects on the table. Redundancy at its best fokes.
 

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Hard to feel bad for him when he's brought it all on himself.

Well,that and shitty parents.
 

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bungholio_part4 said:
Hard to feel bad for him when he's brought it all on himself.

Well,that and shitty parents.
Yeah, that's my problem most of the time judging Chris. I'm very strongly in favor of Nurture in the "Nature versus Nurture" argument. It's hard for me to tell exactly where Chris being an asshole begins and where Borb being terrible ends.
 

cypocraphy

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He's the "perfect storm".

I might lean more towards Borb...they never taught him responsibility,or that the world does not revolve around him etc.
 

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Is that purse actually made out of duct tape? Or are the straps just repaired with it? Or are those actually just silver chain links or something and the picture is too blurry to tell? So many questions.

Who needs that many gadgets to go to McDonalds, really. That's a lot of tech for going out to lunch. I'd think just the iPhone would be entertainment enough.
 

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McDonalds are actually really fancy now-a-days. I work online and tend to go to places like Starbucks to get stuff done. If there was nothing but a McDonalds around I'd probably set up shop for a few hours. I can't really blame him for wanting to get out of his house, I feel for him on that.

I think the deal with the purse is that it's one of his mother's old purses that had gotten damaged and she no longer wanted it.
 

Kosher Dill

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It's kind of sad. Chris obviously wants to drag out his away-from-home-and-Barb time as long as possible, but all he can think of is piling on more iJunk. He's got a car, he could go and do any number of things, but his world remains tiny.
 

cypocraphy

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Well if he wanted a "normal" social life for a single, soon to be 31 year old guy...I'm not sure where he'd even begin. He'd have a lot of stuff he'd have to change. (which we know won't happen)
 

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Can anyone please tell me what the Jewish words on his shirt translate to? I've taken Spanish and some French, but I am at a loss when it comes down to Jewish. :oops:
 

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pinkyucat said:
Can anyone please tell me what the Jewish words on his shirt translate to? I've taken Spanish and some French, but I am at a loss when it comes down to Jewish. :oops:

Its not Jewish, its from a album. It just says New Amerykah.
 

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pinkyucat said:
Can anyone please tell me what the Jewish words on his shirt translate to? I've taken Spanish and some French, but I am at a loss when it comes down to Jewish. :oops:
It's Hebrew you're referring to, not Jewish...

Anyways, it's a horrifically spelled brand in English called New Amerykah or something stupid like that. Chances are he dug it out of a Goodwill bin.
 

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Kosher Dill said:
It's kind of sad. Chris obviously wants to drag out his away-from-home-and-Barb time as long as possible, but all he can think of is piling on more iJunk. He's got a car, he could go and do any number of things, but his world remains tiny.

Drag being the operative word.
 

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The Hunter said:
Anyways, it's a horrifically spelled brand in English called New Amerykah or something stupid like that. Chances are he dug it out of a Goodwill bin.

Yup, if Barb still shops for Chris's clothes at goodwill then she has no idea it refers to a jazz and neo-soul artist who is a Muslim. Dunno if she'd approve of that.
 

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Brother, Chris looks like he could use more training and vitamins

:biggrin: Hogan! You're back!

Ahem.
Yeah, I don't know what exactly it is about this image, but it makes me feel conflicting emotions towards Chris. On one hand he looks absolutely lonely, and his fashion sense has become bizarre. He dresses like a t-shirt grandma, it's like he's lost all effort to look like a "pretty" tomgirl (makeup, girl's tops), and now just looks like he's turning into Barb. On the other hand....I couldn't afford any of the things he has laid out on the table.
 

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Venusaur said:
:biggrin: Hogan! You're back!

Ahem.
Yeah, I don't know what exactly it is about this image, but it makes me feel conflicting emotions towards Chris. On one hand he looks absolutely lonely, and his fashion sense has become bizarre. He dresses like a t-shirt grandma, it's like he's lost all effort to look like a "pretty" tomgirl (makeup, girl's tops), and now just looks like he's turning into Barb. On the other hand....I couldn't afford any of the things he has laid out on the table.

You got that right, brother! Part of being a Hulkamaniac is never giving up. Whether than means not giving up after being big elbowed from the top rope by the Macho Man or having the Cwcki forum being TOSed by some disgruntled jerk, it doesn't matter, man. The Hulkster doesn't give up.

The person who does give up is Chris. Chris looks like he has just given up on life, blaming the trolls for his misery instead of blaming himself, man. Hulkamaniacs realize that to better oneself, one must realize ones own faults and work to improve them. Instead, Chris looks to blame everyone else, whether that is Greene County or the trolls, it doesn't matter, man. Chris should work on improving himself by training, saying his prayers and eating his vitamins. He could become a real American, and stand up for what is right in the world. Instead, he would rather sulk at McDonalds and play his video games. That is why Chris will never be the World Wrestling Federation Champion, man.
 
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That picture's kinda sad, really. He looks like a lost child who doesn't know what to do or where to go, except for mess with his iPhone and iPod Touch at the same time, his vidya, and go to McDonald's. I honestly can't blame him for wanting to get out of the house, but it's sad that even when he does the only place he feels he can go is to McDonald's as he's screwed up in the mall, screwed up at The Game Place, screwed up at Target's, screwed up at having friends, and he can't loiter in Wal-Mart.

He just looks defeated.

Honestly though, for someone who makes as little money as his tugboat gives him, I'm surprised he can afford all that. But then again, when it's tax free, he has absolutely no living expenses, and I'm sure Barb's not taking as big a chunk of it anymore I'm sure he can spend more of it on stuff like this. The DS is at least 5 years old at this point and...ok I honestly can't explain why he has either 2 iPhones or an iPhone and an iPod Touch. One of them has to be older though.
 
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