Feb 5 2021 - Chris wants to play with taser to activate the Merge -

[Terrorist]

Oh yeah. Caden is the effeminate guy wearing glasses in the middle of the first photo. The guy in the rose coloured shades is Owen I believe, the co-founder of Praetor.

He looks like a troon pretending to be a woman. Or a woman who wants to be called a man. Anyway, a troon.

Tinyhorse01? That’s what I thought. I clocked it as an ftm troon, is that true?

 

[Larry Vaughn]

Tinyhorse01? That’s what I thought. I clocked it as an ftm troon, is that true?

I don't know. He still goes by Caden. So if he is, he hasn't come out yet.

 

[Terrorist]

I don't know. He still goes by Caden. So if he is, he hasn't come out yet.

So it’s just a case of high estrogen and bitch tits then, lol. Are they making the medallions in his basement? These people all still live with their parents, right?

 

[Larry Vaughn]

So it’s just a case of high estrogen and bitch tits then, lol. Are they making the medallions in his basement? These people all still live with their parents, right?

They're making the medallions in a basement. I know that it looks really shitty, but I don't know where. And yeah, they all still do live with their parents as far as I know.

 

[jc17]

Tell him Sonichu needs to experience the fullness of this dimension to swap back and the best way to go about this is getting a job.

Chris will start with his his usual, "Sigh-they will not HIRE ME BECAUSE OF-"
"No, they won't hire CHRIS, but your SONICHU! And you've saved the universe many times, getting and working a job will be no sweat!"
"Buh- That's not... I'm needed for the merge-"
"Dude, Christine is a goddess with pony princesses and Batman by her side... she take care of everything. Meanwhile, the finances at her home need to be dealt with, and I'm sure you're more than capable of that by simpily getting a 9 to 5 job."
" *stress grunts and farts*"
"OH! I know, custodian work will be simple, if Rosey can handle house chores, cleaning up a warehouse or school will be no problem what's so ever! You can do this, here I'll even help you out!"

A few days later
"Hey y'all, Christine here. Sonichu is back in his body and I'm home and must focus on da merge 24/7 constant meditation and NO DISTRACTIONS like ..... hmm yeah."
Then goes off to play tetris for a few hours.

 

[horrorfan89]

Chris will start with his his usual, "Sigh-they will not HIRE ME BECAUSE OF-"
"No, they won't hire CHRIS, but your SONICHU! And you've saved the universe many times, getting and working a job will be no sweat!"
"Buh- That's not... I'm needed for the merge-"
"Dude, Christine is a goddess with pony princesses and Batman by her side... she take care of everything. Meanwhile, the finances at her home need to be dealt with, and I'm sure you're more than capable of that by simpily getting a 9 to 5 job."
" *stress grunts and farts*"
"OH! I know, custodian work will be simple, if Rosey can handle house chores, cleaning up a warehouse or school will be no problem what's so ever! You can do this, here I'll even help you out!"

A few days later
"Hey y'all, Christine here. Sonichu is back in his body and I'm home and must focus on da merge 24/7 constant meditation and NO DISTRACTIONS like ..... hmm yeah."
Then goes off to play tetris for a few hours.

we all know the truth. chris's reluctance to work has nothing to do with him being a tranny, being, weened at work (at least not immediately) a fear of failing or getting fired, or any of the idiotic reasons and excuses he's given.

The fact is Chris is lazy and hates working because it's too much effort AND he doesn't like authority figures telling him what to do.

 

[Fritos]

Most of me could never fathom Chris offing himself; he's always been so goddamn resilient like a fucking cockroach, bouncing back from everything people threw at him. However, times-are-a-changin', and things are quickly getting far worse for Chris. I mean, he thinks that he's finally going to be able to escape to his cartoon reality where he has superpowers and whatnot, it's Valhalla for him. How the hell is going to recover when that doesn't happen? Is he just going to bounce back again? Is he just going to push it off as the merge being delayed? Or will he cling onto some other delusion?

Apparently from everything I gather in this thread, he's getting worried that the Merge hasn't happened yet. I don't know how long he can "postpone" something that will never come

 

[Turbocuck]

A random thought - I’m no scientist but if Chris tases himself that has the possibility of him not being able to loosen his grasp, from the New Scientist:

Unlikely with the stun gun that was in the receipt the Praetor people posted. Actual Tasers like cops use shoot electrode darts into you and zap you to the extreme with current modulated to make your muscles shit out.
The kind you can get on Amazon that they bought just run high voltage electricity between two electrodes about 2 inches apart. They don't do any of that fancy patented Taser shit that makes you pee your pants and die in a jail cell of a heart attack, they're just painful. They're also inherently safe because the probes are so close together, so the current can't flow through anything important.

 

[Retarded INTP]

I was told the Ani one was going to set up an OnlyFans or some shit. Why nobody ever deliver anything whenever it's somehow linked to CWC.

I want to mass debate on generic_looking_ethot_101 like a real man damn it.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He developed an obsession with symbols and math, thinking that it will help to bring about the merge

All those years at Manchester HS instead of learning math for practicality, Chris uses it for the merge. Among everything else, the education system failed (then again, you can blame Chris for being a mong).

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

They're making the medallions in a basement. I know that it looks really shitty, but I don't know where. And yeah, they all still do live with their parents as far as I know.

All of you need to leave the idiot alone or i will call up your parents and colleges or schools and ruin your lives, you fucks.

It's funnier when this tard digs his own hole and gets frustrated. You tards are just trying to get a bit of internet fame from being near him.

 

[The Midnight Rapist]

All those years at Manchester HS instead of learning math for practicality, Chris uses it for the merge. Among everything else, the education system failed (then again, you can blame Chris for being a mong).

Oh, Chris never learned math. He slept through Trigonometry.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Just tell him the only way to activate the merge is through physical strength and endurance, not just psychic nonsense.
Tell "Sonichu" he must channel his former bodies speed to Jumpstart the merge, a least a mile of running without stopping or getting winded. In order for that to happen, he needs to practice an hour a day

A previous batch of weens already tried sending him to the gym using similar reasoning. He got kicked out for his incessant belching and flatulence. (I sort of imagine all the calls to the front desk asking for JULAAAAYYYYY didn't help either)

 

[Truthboi]

All those years at Manchester HS instead of learning math for practicality, Chris uses it for the merge. Among everything else, the education system failed (then again, you can blame Chris for being a mong).

More like another reason why Borb should’ve put Chris in Special Ed instead of “mainstreaming him”

 

[Tikbalang]

More like another reason why Borb should’ve put Chris in Special Ed instead of “mainstreaming him”

If only Chris excels academically.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

They're making the medallions in a basement. I know that it looks really shitty, but I don't know where. And yeah, they all still do live with their parents as far as I know.

Making bootleg Soncihu medallions in the basement like

 

[The Dude]

So has Chris zapped his crooked girl dick and balls with a stun gun yet?

 

[Shovelbird]

Unlikely with the stun gun that was in the receipt the Praetor people posted. Actual Tasers like cops use shoot electrode darts into you and zap you to the extreme with current modulated to make your muscles shit out.
The kind you can get on Amazon that they bought just run high voltage electricity between two electrodes about 2 inches apart. They don't do any of that fancy patented Taser shit that makes you pee your pants and die in a jail cell of a heart attack, they're just painful. They're also inherently safe because the probes are so close together, so the current can't flow through anything important.

dude knows his electricity. Skin and fat works as a good insulator. Touch an iron-rich blood source and boom.

 

[Tikbalang]

dude knows his electricity. Skin and fat works as a good insulator. Touch an iron-rich blood source and boom.

Nah, I think Chris said he's part electricity because he learns about the nervous system

 

[Larry Vaughn]

A previous batch of weens already tried sending him to the gym using similar reasoning. He got kicked out for his incessant belching and flatulence. (I sort of imagine all the calls to the front desk asking for JULAAAAYYYYY didn't help either)

I don't see how belching and farting would exactly be frowned upon at a gym provided you aren't shitting yourself and throwing up every goddamn time you fart or burp.