Feb 5 2021 - Chris wants to play with taser to activate the Merge -

[Count Olaf]

You know I was starting to think Chris was getting boring. Left the forums for a bit. But of course the moment I go, ol' Christian "My body is mostly electricity so a taser wont hurt me" Chandler pulls me right back. I see people wondering if Chris is going to end up accidentally killing himself if he does this, but what I want to know is what are the odds of him catching his house on fire due to some freak accident with the taser? I'm just saying, there's ALOT of flammable stuff in that house and most of it is still scared from the last time it caught on fire. If it DOES happen Chris might escape again, but his mother might be Barb-B-Que.

 

[Optimus Prime]

You know I was starting to think Chris was getting boring. Left the forums for a bit. But of course the moment I go, ol' Christian "My body is mostly electricity so a taser wont hurt me" Chandler pulls me right back. I see people wondering if Chris is going to end up accidentally killing himself if he does this, but what I want to know is what are the odds of him catching his house on fire due to some freak accident with the taser? I'm just saying, there's ALOT of flammable stuff in that house and most of it is still scared from the last time it caught on fire. If it DOES happen Chris might escape again, but his mother might be Barb-B-Que.

If the house goes up again, it's bye-bye 14BC for good.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Day 16 since the announcement and Chris still hasn't tased himself. I'm mainlining hopium over here.

 

[shadhardblogger19]

If Chris gets tasered, just say "the merge is on".

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Tomorrow is Christian Love Day - the perfect time to zap to the extreme.

 

[Tikbalang]

Tomorrow is Christian Love Day - the perfect time to zap to the extreme.

When will the Midlife Crisis saga begin?

 

[The Dude]

When will the Midlife Crisis saga begin?

Chris' whole adult life has been dedicated to reliving his youth. He's been in the middle of his mid-life crisis for twenty years. And with his poor health/diet habits, living in a disgusting house, and impending homelessness, he's going to be lucky to make it to his mid-50s.

 

[Shovelbird]

Chris' whole adult life has been dedicated to reliving his youth. He's been in the middle of his mid-life crisis for twenty years. And with his poor health/diet habits, living in a disgusting house, and impending homelessness, he's going to be lucky to make it to his mid-50s.

i kind of hope he passes away in sleep, ending his agony.

 

[Nobue]

To be fair, I don't think that CWC tasing himself will cause any permanent damage. It'll just be the best Chris moment of 2021.

If he stays away from the area around his heart, he'll just be miserable. Unless he's got a heart condition.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Someone should pay some cosplayers to go to CWCville headquarters and make Chris think the merge has happened.

 

[Nobue]

So Caden is or isn’t one of the people in these photos?
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Annirenee isn't bad. I'd let her exploit my mental illness, if you know what I mean.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Annirenee isn't bad. I'd let her exploit my mental illness, if you know what I mean.

I don't know what you mean.

 

[Retarded INTP]

Annirenee isn't bad. I'd let her exploit my mental illness, if you know what I mean.

Too bad she's just posting generic lewds. What would happen if a sperg decide to send a bunch of her nudes to Praetor ? This is a real question by the way, not a tard plan. I'm curious.

 

[Nobue]

Too bad she's just posting generic lewds. What would happen if a sperg decide to send a bunch of her nudes to Praetor ? This is a real question by the way, not a tard plan. I'm curious.

I managed to overlook the nudes, apparently. I'm just thinking of that office pic. I'd had a couple when I wrote that.

 

[Retarded INTP]

I managed to overlook the nudes, apparently. I'm just thinking of that office pic. I'd had a couple when I wrote that.

I'm in the middle of having "a couple ones" so I see where you're coming from.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Annirenee looks a bit too much like she could be my sibling, a no from me fellas.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

Too bad she's just posting generic lewds. What would happen if a sperg decide to send a bunch of her nudes to Praetor ? This is a real question by the way, not a tard plan. I'm curious.

Isn't Praetor just this group of 3 weens? The other two are probably subbed to her onlyfans already

 

[shadhardblogger19]

If he stays away from the area around his heart, he'll just be miserable. Unless he's got a heart condition.

That is a genetic factor he got from his dad cuz he inherited some heart condition.

 

[Black Yoshi]

@naught Is Chris still in contact with Praetor? Or did you and the watchmen stop them?

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Isn't Praetor just this group of 3 weens? The other two are probably subbed to her onlyfans already

It’s those 3 and 1 guy