Feb-8-2019 Email: "Hi, Brianna Wu here, and I need your help!" -

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Hello Team Brianna!

Wanted to shoot you a quick update about our work for 2020. We’re off to an AMAZING start. We’re already working 14 hour days, meeting voters, and building a professional team with the experience to win. I could not be more excited about 2020.

Like all campaigns, we need to invest in some basics to fundraise throughout 2019. We need a new website. We need a video introducing me to voters. And we also need the tools to connect with voters throughout MA. All of this will cost $10,500.
I know I can count on you to help. You can go to supportbrianna.com with a pledge of $100, or any amount up to $2,800, and get us to the next level.

Part of running for office is listening to the people that support you. As always, feel free to reach out to me at this email. I want to know about the issues that are important to you.

Your Friends,

Brianna Wu and Team

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Things that will never happen, ever, for $10k, Mr. Trebek.

 

[CatParty]

slidin into ur dms liek

 

[Tanner Glass]

Holy fuck $10,000 is a lot of money.

On what planet does a website redesign (which would probably be done for free by any of the "we help fresh candidates" groups) or a "new" video shot with a high grade camera she already owns come close to costing $10,000?

 

[Ilackcreativity]

What the her posture so awful

 

[YayLasagna]

What the her posture so awful

She's troon Igor walking like that

 

[MG 620]

slidin into ur dms liek

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Jesus, I had no idea Wu was this awkward looking. He's fooling no one.

 

[User names must be unique]

slidin into ur dms liek

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Blueshirt guy looks terrified.

 

[Agent Nahman Jayden]

It'd help if he surrounded himself with guys that were TALLER to make him look more diminutive and not like a hulking half-giant.

He doesn't need people's support, he needs back brace support.

 

[AprilRains]

Holy fuck $10,000 is a lot of money.

On what planet does a website redesign (which would probably be done for free by any of the "we help fresh candidates" groups) or a "new" video shot with a high grade camera she already owns come close to costing $10,000?

Isn't he the Godzilla of Tech? Why can't he make the damn website?

 

[MasterDisaster]

Holy fuck $10,000 is a lot of money.

On what planet does a website redesign (which would probably be done for free by any of the "we help fresh candidates" groups) or a "new" video shot with a high grade camera she already owns come close to costing $10,000?

The kind that won't be spending it on the website.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Isn't he the Godzilla of Tech? Why can't he make the damn website?

I'd buy the first half of that first statement, honestly.

 

[AprilRains]

I'd buy the first half of that first statement, honestly.

Godzilla of Troons

 

[MediocreMilt]

Blueshirt guy looks terrified.

Who? Frank? Because the other blue shirt guy is looking at Brianna's ass.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

slidin into ur dms liek

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Reminds me of an episode of Catfish. On the other side of that door, there's a guy waiting for Pamela Anderson Lee to walk through.

 

[Norvic]

I've LeaRNed FrOM LAsT TIme, GuyZ.

Doing exactly the same thing that lost her the last election. Making pointless videos that nobody will ever see, spending money on a website nobody will ever visit. In the mean time, nobody is recruiting volunteers and getting them organised. How does she manage being this bad at everything in her life?

 

[Beavis]

slidin into ur dms liek

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Dude in the blue shirt looks horrified to be next to Brianna.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

trying to make herself look smaller in order to appear more feminine i guess

Can you believe he denied being male?

 

[Kosher Dill]

All of this will cost $10,500.

This totally came from one of his "One Easy Trick To Making People Do What You Want" audiobooks.
Ask for an oddly specific number so that people think you have a plan for the money!

 

[Desire Lines]

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Fucking poetry