Fedorabeard -

[soIregistered]

I searched, and couldn't find this already posted. Apparently this was making the rounds last month.

http://imgur.com/gallery/g18ls

What is it with the name Christopher, really?

 

[Some JERK]

What is it with the name Christopher, really?

It's the 11th most common name in western civilization. Statistically speaking, a significant number of the male users on this board are probably named Christopher.

Anyway that girl's response about how she's "not your manic pixie dream girl" is awesome.

 

[BatNapalm]

You mean she didn't take him to the bone zone after the line "If you were a fictional character you would be Ramona Flowers?"

 

[Surtur]

I have never cringed so hard...

 

[Some JERK]

I have never cringed so hard...

That's saying a lot coming from a poster on a CWC messageboard.

 

[Surtur]

So much second hand embarrassment. Literally no social skills on that one.

 

[Obnoxion]

So here is what I have been thinking. You haven't blocked me yet. And you haven't deleted your account either. So you aren't too creeped out by me tracking you down.

I am a nice guy

Holy cow, all that truth and honesty. Well, props to him for trying! I hope he understands Kitty's reply and takes it to heart, but somehow I doubt it.

 

[José Mourinho]

Well, at least he is TRUE and HONEST.

Like Chris.

 

[The Dude]

Oh lord...so much loveshy autism. How could he not conceive that she might (read: DEFINITELY FUCKING WOULD) be put off by him cyber stalking her?

 

[Night Terror]

this is fake
it uses all the stupid stereotypes
it may as well have used the word 'euphoric' as well as a kicker
this was originally a tumblr post and you know what tumblr's like, they'll do anything for notes, and tumblrinas eat this shit up

 

[Springblossom]

this is fake
it uses all the stupid stereotypes
it may as well have used the word 'euphoric' as well as a kicker
this was originally a tumblr post and you know what tumblr's like, they'll do anything for notes, and tumblrinas eat this shit up

Yeah, this is too good to be true.

 

[Surtur]

I dunno, I have seen worse.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Kitty seems like a keeper.

 

[soIregistered]

this is fake
it uses all the stupid stereotypes
it may as well have used the word 'euphoric' as well as a kicker
this was originally a tumblr post and you know what tumblr's like, they'll do anything for notes, and tumblrinas eat this shit up

Knowing that Chris has sent similar messages to girls, why is it hard to believe this is real? It's completely believable.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Fedora and trenchcoat? I take it this guy doesn't do his homework before picking out a wardrobe. And that's not even half of the problem.

 

[Some JERK]

It may not be real, but it certainly seems from the comments on the imgur link that this is a pretty common occurrence for female Hot Topic employees.