FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

[Meowthkip]

noticed this interesting thing in the notes when i went to this post and got to the bottom
"xzyzzx-xzyzzx reblogged this from goodra-is-female and added:lmao how much you wanna bet goodra-is-male is a kiwifarms troll too"

The mystery deepens.

 

[dickbutte]

I've been seeing this nutcase around for a while now and it's very satisfying to see so much discussion on this mess of a person. I literally don't even know how you get to this level of insanity without some serious drug abuse. This fuck would be in prison if pokemon were real.

 

[Adamska]

IT'S ENJOYABLE!

So's masturbating, but most people don't let that consume them and turn them into parodies of humanity.

 

[MehicTUH_92]

So's masturbating, but most people don't let that consume them and turn them into parodies of humanity.

....welp.

I seem to have been doing this wrong.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

noticed this interesting thing in the notes when i went to this post and got to the bottom
"xzyzzx-xzyzzx reblogged this from goodra-is-female and added:lmao how much you wanna bet goodra-is-male is a kiwifarms troll too"

Took a quick look at that Tumblr Kiwi Farms doxxing one and I'm getting Len vibes. Slightly more competent Len vibes, mind you, but Len vibes nonetheless. Just expose enough people and you theoretically might scare someone. I wanna keep my eye on them because they sound interesting enough to be their own topic if they spaz out enough.

Also: https://archive.md/QPVOz for their page.

 

[malegoodra]

So it's been a while since anything of interest happened with our dear friend Slugfucker, as he's been (for the most part) just repeating himself over and over, completely ignoring logic and reason and facts. However, very recently, two larger events have occurred:

1) He has created an "FAQ" for his page.
Direct Link and Archived

There's not a whole lot to be said about this, although the very last line there is ridiculously lulzy, as he compares himself to feminists:

Honestly, it’s very akin to Feminism. Let me ask you this:

Do you find Feminism to be a joke? Feminists despise men the same way I despise male Goodra. Are Feminists “trolls”?

2) This one is a fucking doozy. It was brought to my attention by someone on Tumblr that Sluggy posted some "undeniable proof" of Goodra being only female. In one of his repeated, completely idiotic posts where he links various shitty and disgusting Goodra porn, he linked to something that honestly disturbs me for the fact that it exists. (NSFW warning)
Direct Link and Archived

You saw correctly, he linked to an unofficial, inflatable Goodra sex doll. And called that "undeniable evidence that people hate male Goodra" and said that it "confirms that Goodra is entirely female".

The mind boggles.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go bleach my brain for at least 2 days.

EDIT: Apparently just a few moments after posting this, his account was deleted or removed. The archives are still up though, though.

 

[Grimmleal]

So it's been a while since anything of interest happened with our dear friend Slugfucker, as he's been (for the most part) just repeating himself over and over, completely ignoring logic and reason and facts. However, very recently, two larger events have occurred:

1) He has created an "FAQ" for his page.
Direct Link and Archived

There's not a whole lot to be said about this, although the very last line there is ridiculously lulzy, as he compares himself to feminists:


2) This one is a fucking doozy. It was brought to my attention by someone on Tumblr that Sluggy posted some "undeniable proof" of Goodra being only female. In one of his repeated, completely idiotic posts where he links various shitty and disgusting Goodra porn, he linked to something that honestly disturbs me for the fact that it exists. (NSFW warning)
Direct Link and Archived

You saw correctly, he linked to an unofficial, inflatable Goodra sex doll. And called that "undeniable evidence that people hate male Goodra" and said that it "confirms that Goodra is entirely female".

The mind boggles.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go bleach my brain for at least 2 days.

EDIT: Apparently just a few moments after posting this, his account was deleted or removed. The archives are still up though, though.

"Compares himself to feminists" I'm pretty sure he's comparing himself to idiots.
And people hate man hating feminists because they hate men. And they're usually assholes in general. Like you.

And I fail to see how a sex toy confirms your delusions, but I bet you own one, don't you?

Good job getting yourself deleted again, ya doofus.

 

[Massif]

So it's been a while since anything of interest happened with our dear friend Slugfucker, as he's been (for the most part) just repeating himself over and over, completely ignoring logic and reason and facts. However, very recently, two larger events have occurred:

1) He has created an "FAQ" for his page.
Direct Link and Archived

There's not a whole lot to be said about this, although the very last line there is ridiculously lulzy, as he compares himself to feminists:


2) This one is a fucking doozy. It was brought to my attention by someone on Tumblr that Sluggy posted some "undeniable proof" of Goodra being only female. In one of his repeated, completely idiotic posts where he links various shitty and disgusting Goodra porn, he linked to something that honestly disturbs me for the fact that it exists. (NSFW warning)
Direct Link and Archived

You saw correctly, he linked to an unofficial, inflatable Goodra sex doll. And called that "undeniable evidence that people hate male Goodra" and said that it "confirms that Goodra is entirely female".

The mind boggles.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go bleach my brain for at least 2 days.

EDIT: Apparently just a few moments after posting this, his account was deleted or removed. The archives are still up though, though.

He must have some sort of particularly severe brain damage, it's exactly the rambling insane posts as always.
The way he repeats the same phrases with his weird emphasis and capitalization makes him sound almost Time Cube levels of insane. The only thing that's missing is multicolored text and a dash of word salad.

 

[malegoodra]

"Compares himself to feminists" I'm pretty sure he's comparing himself to idiots.
And people hate man hating feminists because they hate men. And they're usually assholes in general. Like you.

And I fail to see how a sex toy confirms your delusions, but I bet you own one, don't you?

Good job getting yourself deleted again, ya doofus.

He's already back with a new one.

 

[benis]

everytime tumblr knocks down slugfucker, he gets back up again armed like an autistic spergy daily ritual. he's been terminated at least 5 times with his original account being closed by himself because we're too powerful.

i suspect how he gets terminated is something to do with the report system. i've experimented with it a little by making several dummy accounts and changing ip's and i had a low-level blog taken down within the next day. only used about 20 accounts. it was just a porn blog for pokemon r34pokemon.tumblr.com. slugfucker bragged about a user threatening to report him this day and said "go ahead. do it. i am obeying the community guidelines. go ahead and waste your time" it's not being terminated by tumblr staff. it's being terminated by a bot. my deal is when it reaches enough reports within a 24 hour period, it terminates the blog.

i think someone really hates slugfucker, bares a grudge with him and is using "my method" as a way to take him down. not saying it's a fact, but after seeing how the method i listed above worked on that blog, i may be onto something. if this is the case keeping blogs alive on tumblr is just not worth the effort and tumblr should invest in reworking their report system. if what i'm saying is really true, then that means tumblr's report system is easily exploitable and could be used for some very lulzy moments.

 

[Grimmleal]

everytime tumblr knocks down slugfucker, he gets back up again armed like an autistic spergy daily ritual. he's been terminated at least 5 times with his original account being closed by himself because we're too powerful.

i suspect how he gets terminated is something to do with the report system. i've experimented with it a little by making several dummy account and changing ip's and i had a low-level blog taken down within the next day. only used about 20 accounts. it was just a porn blog for pokemon r34pokemon.tumblr.com. he bragged about a user threatening to report him this day and said "go ahead. do it. i am obeying the community guideline. go ahead and waste your time"

i think someone really hates slugfucker, bares a grudge with him and is using "my method" as a way to take him down. not saying it's a fact, but after seeing how the method i listed above worked on that blog, i may be onto something.

If that's the case, I kinda wanna see his newest blog get baleeted before he as a chance to get used to it

 

[Meowthkip]

So it's been a while since anything of interest happened with our dear friend Slugfucker, as he's been (for the most part) just repeating himself over and over, completely ignoring logic and reason and facts. However, very recently, two larger events have occurred:

1) He has created an "FAQ" for his page.
Direct Link and Archived

There's not a whole lot to be said about this, although the very last line there is ridiculously lulzy, as he compares himself to feminists:


2) This one is a fucking doozy. It was brought to my attention by someone on Tumblr that Sluggy posted some "undeniable proof" of Goodra being only female. In one of his repeated, completely idiotic posts where he links various shitty and disgusting Goodra porn, he linked to something that honestly disturbs me for the fact that it exists. (NSFW warning)
Direct Link and Archived

You saw correctly, he linked to an unofficial, inflatable Goodra sex doll. And called that "undeniable evidence that people hate male Goodra" and said that it "confirms that Goodra is entirely female".

The mind boggles.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go bleach my brain for at least 2 days.

EDIT: Apparently just a few moments after posting this, his account was deleted or removed. The archives are still up though, though.

So who's gonna bite the bullet and commission a male Goodra sex doll?

 

[Meowthkip]

I'll let this doge convey my opinion of this individual:


I guess I can :powerlevel: a little. Goodras happen to concern me a little.

I am very much a fan of pokemon, for several reasons that range from "it's got cute critters" to "it's fun to play with friends" to "it's a competent franchise and one of the last remnants of turn-based battle RPGs, with a very freeform progression where everyone plays differently, and huge variety of strategies and builds".

Once upon a time, there was this fancy service to trade friend safaris for XY. I thought "goodras are cute and my team needs special bulk, I'll try one", and managed to get a safari with them. The very first step I took into the safari to test it, a shiny, male sliggoo came out. It was my very first shiny pokemon since 1998-99, since when shinies are a thing. Back then the colors for shiny goodras were still unknown (this was just like a couple days after release), so I was even more surprised when I got him to evolve. Got a bitchin' golden hugdragon that ate dazzling gleams for breakfast.

I got attached to the slimy motherfucker, you can't really blame me, first shiny in 16 years, not even a crappy zubat before that, so I sort of made him my "mascot" character of sorts, and posted drawings and screenshots of him on Twitter as I quested to give him all obtainable medals, which served as a good excuse to keep playing the games regularly. It's a bit like a pet. A very, very cheap and virtual version of a pet, but at least one that is allowed in apartment blocks.

So yeah,
TL;DR: Hugdragons are my favorite pokeymanz cuz I got a shiny and I was like "omfg my first shiny".

Now I know that had I been doing the same thing on Tumblr, an insane pervert would be pestering me for it. Oh, Tumblr, Tumblr, you never cease to disappoint! yet another red flag to never do anything there.
I am okay with people with odd internet fetishes as long as they aren't obnoxious about it. This person is pretty much the embodiment of being obnoxious about it.

Have you read the previous 165 pages in this thread?

Because I think you misunderstand Slugfucker's MO here.

 

[Arietis]

Have you read the previous 165 pages in this thread?

Because I think you misunderstand Slugfucker's MO here.

...yeah. I perused the first pages before going to sleep yesterday and kinda jumped the gun. I am reading it properly now. My bad entirely.
Since I saw some mentions of him going nuts and "harrassing" people with edgelord commentary, I got the impression that the guy was actively seeking and lashing at anyone talking about male goodras. Wouldn't be specially surprising for Tumblr, though.

Still, no question about being obnoxious about his fetish. That point surely stands.

 

[malegoodra]

I got the impression that the guy was actively seeking and lashing at anyone talking about male goodras. Wouldn't be specially surprising for Tumblr, though.

To be fair, he actually was doing exactly this. He would go into the Goodra tag there and reblog the ambiguous gendered ones with his ridiculous commentary about how feminine they were, and reblog the male ones and shouting at the people who drew them to kill themselves and telling them that "male Goodra is shit blah blah nobody likes them blah blah I'm lonely and completely fucked up in the head blah blah blah".

 

[ArmedBlueReploid]

So who's gonna bite the bullet and commission a male Goodra sex doll?

I will... Maybe...

 

[Arietis]

To be fair, he actually was doing exactly this. He would go into the Goodra tag there and reblog the ambiguous gendered ones with his ridiculous commentary about how feminine they were, and reblog the male ones and shouting at the people who drew them to kill themselves and telling them that "male Goodra is shit blah blah nobody likes them blah blah I'm lonely and completely fucked up in the head blah blah blah".

I see. At first it looked like it was a solo-Vade-wannabe scouting tumblr looking for transgressions against his sacred headcanon, and was like "this guy would totally hate me because my mascot (as in a character I draw often) is a male goodra". Now I am at page 60, and I get the "appeal" of this individual. I learned 5 things in this time:

1) Read about unknown lolcows more carefully.
2) Don't tackle large threads while sleepy.
3) Goodra rule 34 is kind of horrifying.
4) Punchmaster is a great name for a goodra.
5) Lolcows hate Meowthkips, apparently.
And bonus round:
6) "motherlies"


I think the highlight so far is calling Cosmos a "little shota" and claiming to be bi for him. You can't make this stuff up.

As atonement for my powerleveling, I present to you slugfucker's favorite film:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/slugs/
Saw this stuff centuries ago, for some reason I got reminded of it. All those motherlies. Also eyes exploding in slugs, since he seems to be into gory garbage as evidenced from some of his edgelord posts and horrifying gory male goodra pic.

EDIT: Jesus F. Christ, over 100 pages of the thread were made in the space of a couple weeks I can't even. Pity it kind of deflated by the end.

 

[The Communist Goodra ☭]

The newest version of that blog was deleted.
Good riddance.

 

[The Communist Goodra ☭]

UPDATE: Oh god, (s)he's back...
http://goodrais-female.tumblr.com

 

[Arietis]

Oh , seriously? Talk about tryhard.
Goodras sure are cute, but this is just pointless, he's not going to convince anyone. In fact, he's probably making people weary of hugdragons, and that's no good. It's like "Samus is trans" but without lolmilk.
The guy just doesn't give up. He should apply that tenacity to his job instead of shitposting behind 5 substitutes proxies during it.