Game Freak should just retcon all Goodras to be hermaphrodites or genderless.
FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows
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Slugfucker is definitely not a woman.
benis
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Big Boss
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"I spent years of my life screaming at people that a virtual pet is always female despite evidence to the contrary" looks good only on the resumé of someone interviewing to be put into an insane asylum.
Nahh, it should keep the same since this would give him the delusional hope that they'll eventually change it to an all-female species.
benis
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oh dear. slugfucker is bragging yet again because two people and apparently a 4chan thread said the usual "goodra is too feminine to be male" crap
http://goodrais-female.tumblr.com/post/128711685188/i-am-absolutely-flattered-333
http://goodrais-female.tumblr.com/post/128711181233/aokamidu-a-really-good-friend-of-mine-decided
http://goodrais-female.tumblr.com/post/128711685188/i-am-absolutely-flattered-333
http://goodrais-female.tumblr.com/post/128711181233/aokamidu-a-really-good-friend-of-mine-decided
EnsignDisposable
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This guy makes me ask all kinds of questions about our world, like if there is medicine that can get his brain chemistry back on track and, if it exists, if it can be administered by dart.
"Two people said that Goodra is feminine out of the millions of others who acknowledge that Goodra can be male or female. This clearly proves that my insane theory that I'm forcing onto everyone is right."
Is this an actual quote from slugfucker
I dunno, we never really had much of a problem with it.
He is the Slugfucker, he speaks for the goodras, for they have no motherlies.
The really interesting thing is that for someone so delusional about the idea of goodras being feminine, he sure needs a lot of reaffirmation about it. It's like if his headcanon was totally weak or something.
But his tryhard responses and general "efforts" only seem to serve for people to avoid female goodras to not seem to be associated with him, favor males out of mockery/spite, or just downright make the pokemon repulsive because of so much shitposting about it. I don't know, I still find it hard to believe he isn't just a very patient troll. It's kinda unbelievable someone can be this epically counterproductive for his own personal crusade. It's just too good to be true.
The really interesting thing is that for someone so delusional about the idea of goodras being feminine, he sure needs a lot of reaffirmation about it. It's like if his headcanon was totally weak or something.
But his tryhard responses and general "efforts" only seem to serve for people to avoid female goodras to not seem to be associated with him, favor males out of mockery/spite, or just downright make the pokemon repulsive because of so much shitposting about it. I don't know, I still find it hard to believe he isn't just a very patient troll. It's kinda unbelievable someone can be this epically counterproductive for his own personal crusade. It's just too good to be true.
Christ, I thought this guy was some sort of joke designed to turn heads at the farms.
I don't even think a troll would waste so much time and effort just to do something like this.
I don't even think a troll would waste so much time and effort just to do something like this.
I like how in that first post, the guy who wrote the actual blurb there never once actually used the word "her" to describe Goodra, and so Sluggy had to resort to chopping it out of the word "there". Just another example of this guy taking peoples' words out of context and literally chopping them up so that they match what he wants them to match.
Naw, dog. It's like those Christians that take the Bible literally but instead of just having faith that the Bible is 100% historically accurate, they have to dig up bullshit evidence in order to "prove" it, no matter how flimsy it is.
Slugfucker has the mindset of a creationist.
That art is really baller, gosh.
But man, it's astounding to me the extent to which this freak is so obsessed with the gender of a POKEMON. What does he get out of it? Does he not have any interests aside from this one thing that he can fixate on instead? If he actually made fanart of his own, or had an OC, or something, I might understand it, but he's literally only sperging out about the way that other people interpret a character and throwing a big baby tantrum when it doesn't fall into his ridiculous head canon.
Once I find my tablet I'm going to flood the tag with hardcore gay goodra porn. :T
Doesn't even understand what "taken out of context" means.
Goodra has a 50/50 gender ratio
Does this person get pissy at the game's canon whenever a male goodra appears?
I'm just waiting for him to write an essay to Ken Sugimori about goodra's feminine design.
Does this person get pissy at the game's canon whenever a male goodra appears?
I'm just waiting for him to write an essay to Ken Sugimori about goodra's feminine design.
You really should read the whole thread. It's a trip.
benis
kiwifarms.net
nigga, goodra is the manliest mofo out there. there aint nothing feminine about a gangsta goo dragon
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