FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

[Len Kagamoney]

nigga, goodra is the manliest mofo out there. there aint nothing feminine about a gangsta goo dragon

I have a shiny male goodra that this guy would shit himself over
I wish people like him devoted their energy to something more worth the while

 

[RP 520]

Does this cow do anything anymore or has he faded away into obscurity? His tumblr has a background of solid neon green that burns my eyes and the layout looks like it was designed by Time Cube guy.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Does this cow do anything anymore or has he faded away into obscurity? His tumblr has a background of solid neon green that burns my eyes and the layout looks like it was designed by Time Cube guy.

About the time they closed their first tumblr, they started drying up a lot.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

A content based only on screaming "GOODRA IS FEMALE!!1!" can only go so far imo.

 

[Bluebersaur]

Does this cow do anything anymore or has he faded away into obscurity? His tumblr has a background of solid neon green that burns my eyes and the layout looks like it was designed by Time Cube guy.

They've become a bit of a one-trick-pony these days. All they do is sperg about Goodra and sometimes have little fights over Tumblr when people shove canonical facts in their face. Pretty repetitive and boring and not really worth paying much heed to.

Slugfucker, unless they do something drastically different and new, has pretty much run their course.

 

[Catastrophe-TM]

I actually thought this guy was a troll when I was browsing /vp/. To see someone so fucking insane over the gender of a pokemon is just... (and his fucking idea to get a kid with cancer just to get the Make a Wish Foundation change the gender to suit his sexual needs is fucking disgusting. Seriously).

Glad my Goodra is male.

 

[HG 400]

I actually thought this guy was a troll when I was browsing /vp/. To see someone so fucking insane over the gender of a pokemon is just... (and his fucking idea to get a kid with cancer just to get the Make a Wish Foundation change the gender to suit his sexual needs is fucking disgusting. Seriously).

Glad my Goodra is male.

lol calm down

 

[malegoodra]

Small update: The new Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game released in the states, and it features a Goomy character who is quite decidedly male. Our friend slugfucker here reacts:

https://archive.md/ngnNB

"Gooping outraged" indeed. A short time after that they posted this idiocy too:

https://archive.md/p5DLk

Men still can't hug people and are all evil. I also like the idle, vague "threat" at GameFreak. So cute, they think they have power.

 

[Meowthkip]

Small update: The new Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game released in the states, and it features a Goomy character who is quite decidedly male. Our friend slugfucker here reacts:

https://archive.md/ngnNB

"Gooping outraged" indeed. A short time after that they posted this idiocy too:

https://archive.md/p5DLk

Men still can't hug people and are all evil. I also like the idle, vague "threat" at GameFreak. So cute, they think they have power.

I wanna see Slugfucker and Barneyfag locked in a room together. Between them is a handgun with a single bullet. Each receives an envelope addressed only to them: Slugfucker's letter says that Barneyfag believes all Goodras are male. Barneyfag's says that Goodra is Barneyshit.

I will legit pay money to watch what happens next.

 

[A Random]

Can it be a blank bullet? I know neither deserves to live, but it would be hilarious if they were willing to go for the killing shot and couldn't even kill each other.

 

[Meowthkip]

Can it be a blank bullet? I know neither deserves to live, but it would be hilarious if they were willing to go for the killing shot and couldn't even kill each other.

Hell, that'd make it even funnier.

 

[benis]

not too related to slugfucker, but i found some really good autism on deviantart today.

http://abbylou365.deviantart.com/journal/DATH-BATTLE-glorp-corp-vs-goodra-line-575238318

it's ripe. have a look

 

[kidsquid]

X-Kit just released one of their sillier extensions and oh man I'm praying slugfucker sees it because

 

[malegoodra]

I chuckled a bit when I saw that the official post for that extension used a specifically male Goodra as its example. Slugfucker is gonna have some kind of hernia when they see it (again) and it should be pretty lulzy to watch.

 

[IcyHotWings]

Not sure whether or not this is for real or just someone on my friends list fucking around, but I might be friends with FG on Facebook. This popped up on my feed today.

EDIT: Disregard that, pretty sure people are meme-ing FG.

 

[Motherboard]

I legitimately don't understand why someone would invest so much time and energy into a Pokemon's gender ratio. All I'd say in response to one of femalegoodra's rants would just be "Go outside and pet a dog."

 

[ActualKiwi]

I legitimately don't understand why someone would invest so much time and energy into a Pokemon's gender ratio. All I'd say in response to one of femalegoodra's rants would just be "Go outside and pet a dog."

But then he'd be outside trying to tell the dog's owners that it must be female despite all obvious evidence.

 

[Motherboard]

But then he'd be outside trying to tell the dog's owners that it must be female despite all obvious evidence.

Dear lord, that's right. He's delusional.

Hell, he may go as far as to try to convince the dog that goodra must be female and fuckable.

 

[SlothInAMilkCrate]

I don't know if this has been said already, but FemaleGoodra and @x86x2 would really get along with their similar mindsets.

 

[EnsignDisposable]

Dear lord, that's right. He's delusional.

Hell, he may go as far as to try to convince the dog that goodra must be female and fuckable.

Technically, be-fucked-by-able. He's only ever been interested in being anally penetrated by Goodra antennae (no homo).

Yes, he wants to get anal sex from a 10' long dick with legs. To think, he could have avoided all of this by just adding "no homo" to his confession.