FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

[Jungle Princess]

But then he'd be outside trying to tell the dog's owners that it must be female despite all obvious evidence.

FemaleGoodra is a man? The obsession with a Pokemon species being female led to believe that FemaleGoodra was a women.

 

[Rin]

FemaleGoodra is a man? The obsession with a Pokemon species being female led to believe that FemaleGoodra was a women.

He's claimed to be female on Tumblr, but his stuff reads very stereotypical 4-chan tough guy to me. Basically Goodra is his waifu and he's upset by the implication that it might have a dick. Despite desperately wanting it to shove its "motherlies" up his ass.

 

[AnOminous]

FemaleGoodra is a man? The obsession with a Pokemon species being female led to believe that FemaleGoodra was a women.

He wants to fuck it. Or rather, be fucked up the ass by it.

 

[Cave]

And to think all of this could've been avoided if he just understood the term androgynous.

 

[Doctor Druid]

The Goominati.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I just deleted the last three pages of this thread due to massive amounts of butthurt, retardation, and faggotry. This is embarrassing for all of you. If some rando from /cow/ shows up to shit up a thread, report their posts and click on the ignore button on their page. Jesus fucking christ this is why tumblr is the 2nd worst subforum after community watch.

 

[DNJACK]

There are only 100 pokemons.

 

[LordCustos3]

Just wanted to add, that I immortalized this waterhead with his own ED page.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/FemaleGoodra

 

[Unheard Bird]

You'd hope such frivolous behaviour would be a joke..I guess not.

 

[EnsignDisposable]

Some people just have literally nothing better to do. Or they have schizoaffective disorder. Or both.

 

[Unheard Bird]

I think both.

 

[Anime-Chan]

I seen tumblr + Pokemon and my first impression was what was I expecting?

 

[LagoonaBlue]

https://twitter.com/goodraisfemale2 is back online

http://goodrais-female.tumblr.com/

http://goodraisfemalesfw.tumblr.com/

http://archive.md/Gqxlt
http://archive.md/41cJ8
http://archive.md/K39Jk

1 year later and they're still active and causing havoc.

 

[Fallensaint]

https://twitter.com/goodraisfemale2 is back online

Spoiler: NSFW pokeporn you sick fuck

http://goodrais-female.tumblr.com/

http://goodraisfemalesfw.tumblr.com/

http://archive.md/Gqxlt
http://archive.md/41cJ8
http://archive.md/K39Jk

 

[RM 810]

https://twitter.com/goodraisfemale2 is back online

http://archive.md/K39Jk

wait... femalegoodra is an actual woman? Seriously?

 

[Fallensaint]

wait... femalegoodra is an actual woman? Seriously?

So from someone who's standing up to this loser again (with a blog named goodra-is-male), they've been able to find out that our lovely Slimediddler is a woman. Well, bigender, but she predominantly uses female pronouns and has a vagina.

And thinks that liking male Goodra is homophobic, too.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

...this adds a whole new dimension to the slugfucker. Before it was interpreted as just the autistic delusions of a dude who can't bear his waifu pogeyman ever having a dick or whatever.

Now it's misandry taken to a whole new level.

I'm actually really interested in this crazy bitch now.

 

[Trombonista]

How do we know slugfucker isn't lying about being a lesbian? They claimed to be a bisexual man before.

 

[Grimmleal]

Spoiler: NSFW pokeporn you sick fuck

I specifically wanted to quote this part for the sheer amount of retardation.

First, "semen is feminine".
To quote Wikipedia: "Semen, also known as seminal fluid, is an organic fluid that may contain spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals and can fertilize female ova." Check the bolded. Female is only mentioned in what semen fertilizes.

Second, having Cancer as your zodiac sign does not mean you'll have a better chance of getting cancer. Trying to wrap my head around this logic is making me lose brain cells.

Third; Hermes is a male god. Hermes has never been depicted as female in Ancient Greek writing. Aphrodite was once his consort, yes, but Aphrodite slept around with all the gods. The only reason these two are even brought up is because the combination of their names makes the word hermaphrodite, which by dictionary definition means "Person or animal with both male and female sexual organs". I have never once heard a furry call herms "woman wearing a strap-on".

Fourth; The term "futanari" is the Japanese word for hermaphrodite, which I already gave the definition to. Yes, it's common for artists to draw them as women with dicks, but they're still not technically women.

The only thing this fucking sperg got right (even if by chance) was that human hermaphrodites that have a fully functioning vagina won't have a prostate.

I don't believe one IOTA that slimefucker was born a woman. They're a lunatic self-hating man that probably tells people he has a "feminine penis" so that SJW types give him brownie points for being a self-flagellating autist. I honestly thought this retard couldn't get worse, but then they mananged to by turning heir hatred for male Goodra into fullblown man-hating in general

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

I specifically wanted to quote this part for the sheer amount of exceptionality.

First, "semen is feminine".
To quote Wikipedia: "Semen, also known as seminal fluid, is an organic fluid that may contain spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals and can fertilize female ova." Check the bolded. Female is only mentioned in what semen fertilizes.

Second, having Cancer as your zodiac sign does not mean you'll have a better chance of getting cancer. Trying to wrap my head around this logic is making me lose brain cells.

Third; Hermes is a male god. Hermes has never been depicted as female in Ancient Greek writing. Aphrodite was once his consort, yes, but Aphrodite slept around with all the gods. The only reason these two are even brought up is because the combination of their names makes the word hermaphrodite, which by dictionary definition means "Person or animal with both male and female sexual organs". I have never once heard a furry call herms "woman wearing a strap-on".

Fourth; The term "futanari" is the Japanese word for hermaphrodite, which I already gave the definition to. Yes, it's common for artists to draw them as women with dicks, but they're still not technically women.

The only thing this fucking sperg got right (even if by chance) was that human hermaphrodites that have a fully functioning vagina won't have a prostate.

I don't believe one IOTA that slimefucker was born a woman. They're a lunatic self-hating man that probably tells people he has a "feminine penis" so that SJW types give him brownie points for being a self-flagellating autist. I honestly thought this exceptional individual couldn't get worse, but then they mananged to by turning heir hatred for male Goodra into fullblown man-hating in general

Maybe they're a batshit militant transfucker like Sophie LaBelle, just with more sperging about Pokemon?