Kiwi Farms
NOTE: Right before I posted this thread, slugfucker password-protected his blog because he was lurking the thread where we were talking about making one. Make of that what you will.
I've decided to give this wonderful lolcow the thread he so rightly deserves. His obsession with a certain Pokemon being only female rivals Chris' BLARMS panic. Up until this point, discussion of him has been limited to the "personal lolcows" and "Pokemon lolcows" threads:
Like the above posts mention, slugfucker is (or was) rather infamous on /vp/, it seems, to the point where people got sick of Goodra because of him. He was known for spamming threads with "evidence" that Goodra is an all-female Pokemon. For those who aren't fans of Pokemon, Goodra has a 50% chance of being male and a 50% chance of being female. His argument is that because Goodra is so feminine-looking, the entire species MUST be female. /vp/ denizens were mad enough as it is, but one fateful day (when the moderator wasn't looking), slugfucker spammed 70-80 boards with his sheer, unbridled autism.
Slugfucker then moved onto Tumblr, where he quickly garnered more detractors. Why, you ask? Because slugfucker seems to have dedicated his entire existence to harassing and "proving" anyone who says Goodra can be male wrong. Did you just catch a male Sliggoo or something? Expect slugfucker to give you a ring. Looking for a masculine name to give your newly-hatched shiny Goomy? You better be prepared to engage in a battle of the wits against him. His entire tag consists of people who are fed up with his bullshit.
Also, slugfucker caught the attention of the people of Tumblr in Action after they saw his antics. Check out what ignited the drama. Here's slugfucker's eloquent reply to the accusations levied against him:
Some more of slugfucker's lulzy posts:
Now, slugfucker would have probably been laughed at and forgotten in minutes... had I not decided to butt my head in and make him decide to fight a Holy War against Kiwi Farms.
Strap in, guys. This is going to be a long one. You can follow along with what posts slugfucker is talking about by reading from the start of page 5.
Tl;dr:
I've decided to give this wonderful lolcow the thread he so rightly deserves. His obsession with a certain Pokemon being only female rivals Chris' BLARMS panic. Up until this point, discussion of him has been limited to the "personal lolcows" and "Pokemon lolcows" threads:
Like the above posts mention, slugfucker is (or was) rather infamous on /vp/, it seems, to the point where people got sick of Goodra because of him. He was known for spamming threads with "evidence" that Goodra is an all-female Pokemon. For those who aren't fans of Pokemon, Goodra has a 50% chance of being male and a 50% chance of being female. His argument is that because Goodra is so feminine-looking, the entire species MUST be female. /vp/ denizens were mad enough as it is, but one fateful day (when the moderator wasn't looking), slugfucker spammed 70-80 boards with his sheer, unbridled autism.
Slugfucker then moved onto Tumblr, where he quickly garnered more detractors. Why, you ask? Because slugfucker seems to have dedicated his entire existence to harassing and "proving" anyone who says Goodra can be male wrong. Did you just catch a male Sliggoo or something? Expect slugfucker to give you a ring. Looking for a masculine name to give your newly-hatched shiny Goomy? You better be prepared to engage in a battle of the wits against him. His entire tag consists of people who are fed up with his bullshit.
Also, slugfucker caught the attention of the people of Tumblr in Action after they saw his antics. Check out what ignited the drama. Here's slugfucker's eloquent reply to the accusations levied against him:
Some more of slugfucker's lulzy posts:
Now, slugfucker would have probably been laughed at and forgotten in minutes... had I not decided to butt my head in and make him decide to fight a Holy War against Kiwi Farms.
Strap in, guys. This is going to be a long one. You can follow along with what posts slugfucker is talking about by reading from the start of page 5.
My original post that kickstarted his insanity:
Slugfucker's LOLSOEDGY response to it, which is quite possibly the most autistic thing I have ever seen. Also, he acknowledges the Farms:
At this point, slugfucker starts to accuse everyone of being me. He also refuses to get my gender right, insisting on calling me a male because of some twisted excuse for logic he came up with. According to someone on Tumblr, this isn't the first time he's done this.
After this post, he password-protected his blog to prevent the Kiwis from archiving his shit.
Slugfucker's LOLSOEDGY response to it, which is quite possibly the most autistic thing I have ever seen. Also, he acknowledges the Farms:
At this point, slugfucker starts to accuse everyone of being me. He also refuses to get my gender right, insisting on calling me a male because of some twisted excuse for logic he came up with. According to someone on Tumblr, this isn't the first time he's done this.
After this post, he password-protected his blog to prevent the Kiwis from archiving his shit.
Tl;dr:
- Slugfucker thinks that I am a neckbearded dudebro despite numerous people clarifying that I am a girl.
- Slugfucker thinks that everyone who criticizes him on Tumblr is me despite me never contacting him.
- Slugfucker claims that my "master trolling plan" has failed, that I have given away my "true" gender and cannot possibly be a girl... all because I acknowledged that Goodra is a "very feminine" Pokemon.
- Slugfucker claims that he has backed me and the rest of the Kiwis into a corner... before password-protecting his blog.
- Slugfucker confirmed for the next Chris-chan.