When the furry Apocalypse comes you shall be spared the oven
Ferzu - facebook for furries
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Sustained Denial of Service attacks. Paid for botnet. Service will continue to be disrupted until I can contact other providers and arrange a fix. Sister services to the forum will have longer downtime. There's still ongoing service-level attacks which are causing intermittent errors and general slowness.
Fuck, you had to remind me about this...
also...
Amazing.
-knot play/tying = I think a "knot" is some part of animal genitalia
-macro/micro fantasies = jerking off to Godzilla
-musk = jerking off to sweat
-murrsuit = fucking in gross, sweaty mascot costumes. Musk included!
-oviposition = jerking off to animals laying eggs
-sheath play = docking, I'd guess.
-transformation = jerking off to people turning into other creatures, like in werewolf style.
Clearly a site worth joining.
Ohhh-ho this site. I made an account there to follow a personal lolcow only to get banned a while later for having "I don't like trannies" on the profile. They sent me a hilarious essay on why that's hate speech followed immediately by ip-blocking me. So they are a tad touchy.
Any dating website whose gender options include tranny and non-binary is automatically for lolcows.
Disney cartoons were a mistake.
"henti"
Because search can be used to DoS the site and they know it.You're not wrong:
Yes, normal user can only do 2 searches a day without paying premium.
It's interesting that the same weirdo company owns all of these. What a wonderful scam.
Tbf at those dimensions, you really are neither a man nor a woman.
Kyria the Great
kiwifarms.net
So this is this site an offshoot of some fat fucking site or was it inspired by that sort of stuff? I don't know why I would want to watch two unattractive people bang. I assume the tranny thing is to mask that more than likely these folks are either gay or bisexual as liking that stuff is certainly in that category. What is so hard with just having the straight, gay, bi category?
:autism:
Kyria the Great
kiwifarms.net
That seems to be the answer for 75% of my questions on this site.
Ya know how scientists and other nerds try to convince you that the increase in hurricanes and other natural disasters is due to global warming? Well that's a lie. It's God punishing us for allowing this degeneracy to continue.
Save the earth. Purge ferzu.
Save the earth. Purge ferzu.
Let me preface this by saying a Ferzu thread is way overdue wtf
@yawning sneasel and @CatParty pointed out the existence of Ferzu, a social media where furries gather in one site. How interesting are they? Let's start from the sign-up page, where you are treated with such lovely profile options:
After you signed up, you get to see the timeline where you can see status updates from all Ferzu users, along with trending hashtags and searches of the day:
Typical Ferzu profiles:
In case you're wondering, yes, this is the same site where wolfbitch / Kassie Marie Fournier was first discovered.
Bonus LOL pointed by @Ass Manager 3000: https://www.ferzu.com/Home/FAQ
Seems even more cancerous than a mixture of the older yiffstar with furaffinity's first version..
Zero shame and zero privacy concerns (ala low IQ?)?
This site kinda reminds me of the movie Idiocracy.
hang on, did the last 2 guys in the last screenshot.. accepted being a pedo and a zoo at same time?
...![[Insert Meme Here]](http://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/l/13/13221.jpg?1481587806){kind=avatar}
Sigh...
-knot/tying: dogs/wolves and some other animals have something on their dick called a knot, which is why dogs are "tied" together after having sex. Basically their dick has an inflatable plug at the base to hold two animals together.
-macro/micro: one person is giant and the other has shrunk.
-musk: gross body smell
-murrsuit: sex in a fursuit
-oviposition: where a creature implants its eggs into the body of another creature. In real life, insects the most common creatures that do this, but for some reason its popular with tentacle monsters and often used as a justification for mpreg scenarios.
-plus: I would assume plus-sized
-sheath play: again, dogs usually have their dicks encased in "sheaths" prior to arousal.
-transformation: comes in a lot of forms, but in this context probably means either a human turning into a furry or something like gaining massively huge breasts or a dong
And now you all know!
you just know that they will create a wolf character that do this, because insects aren't cool enough for them
I can't wait for this thread to fill up with ultra-defensive kiwi furfags coming in to insist that they're normal, well-adjusted people and totally not like the kind of degenerates who use a site like this (which they're probably also secretly registered at anyway).
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