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[DeagleDad420]

i wanna produce the beats on a tyce andrews hip hop album tbh

If you're serious about this I might recruit you into the Deagle Nation Tactical DJ Force... we have a LOT of musical content in the works and we could really use help. Skills needed include mixing, lyric writing, beat making, a really fucking weird sense of humor/taste and ability to make really bizarre horrible music for crazy people. Imagine you took a Viper the Rapper song, had Soundclown remix it, and then had Tyce rap over it... then had Eli remaster it... that's what we're trying to make. Binaural beats designed to give you autism. Audible hell. Sample rough drafts: if anyone reading this is interested email deaglenationofficial@gmail.com with "Disabled DJ" in the subject line. we're probably setting up a radio station at some point in the distant future

 

[DeagleDad420]

I was actually thinking it would be funny if CIAdude420 was like 15 years old, and Jace still believed that he was actually in the CIA.
And I'm going to make some fake Pastor Faggot comics that look like Chick Tracts in a few hours that detail the evils of psychology and how only faith healing can help solve marijuana addiction.

Would it also be funny to impersonate some especially stupid or hypocritical weens who try to troll DN?

i have no idea what i'm going to do with ciadude as a character now lol

comics sound awesome

go ahead and impersonate weens BUT if you do that, post in places actual people like that would post... like 4chan or whatever... so ACTUAL weens will see it and be like " thats epic bro all abord the lulz train"

 

[DeagleDad420]

Jace needs to make a serious effort to become the next leader of gamergate, imo. That means making 15 minute Sargon-style videos, with pictures and shit, about how dumb tumblr/sjws are every week. And hosting one of those google+ circlejerks they have all the time.

i cant help but think that'd be fucking boring as hell and a really thankless uphill struggle because nobody in GG or anti-GG has ANY sense of humor and i'd have to work overtime to compensate for their autistic lack of humor

 

[Alex Krycek]

I look sort of like Tyce, even more so since I started with my Summer Beard, Thinking I could make a fake account for Stone Tone if I just put on some sunglasses and a Beanie. Probably going to make so his real name is something like 'Anton Crevescu' so that Jace can accuse him of being a Communist terrorist if he ever wants to. Sad thing is I can't ever appear in person since I live on the other side of the country.

 

[DeagleDad420]

I look sort of like Tyce, even more so since I started with my Summer Beard, Thinking I could make a fake account for Stone Tone if I just put on some sunglasses and a Beanie. Probably going to make so his real name is something like 'Anton Crevescu' so that Jace can accuse him of being a Communist terrorist if he ever wants to. Sad thing is I can't ever appear in person since I live on the other side of the country.

Don't make an account for stone tone, we have an actor for him lined up already. His backstory, name, etc, will be handled by official writing staff.. so dont write us into a corner lol. you can totally be some other retarded character though. Some other relative of Tyce? Tyce's cousin? Tyce's cousin who totally knows Tupac in real life, and totally brags about how he was distantly related to Tupac? idk

 

[Alex Krycek]

Fact Zone actually inspired me to do a character but more from a hipster angle (I wore my old glasses and button ups) who just blatantly got stuff wrong, might have those taken down and start anew to make this more believable, so yeah I have some prior experience doing a character like this. Tyce's Cousin, a lot like my old character but dressing more DN, less blatantly getting stuff wrong, brags about knowing lots of rappers? Shit I dunno, I'll think of something.

 

[DeagleDad420]

also i need to find that snippet where jace "threatened" brianna wu with a plastic semper fi knife and said he was gonna kill her with batman assassins creed moves... the original clip... someone had it on YT but took it down... does anyone know where the fuck that is? I thought it was on the christmas fundraiser stream but im not sure... can someone hook me up with a link/timestamp?? pretty please i need it for reasons ---thanks

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

also i need to find that snippet where jace "threatened" brianna wu with a plastic semper fi knife and said he was gonna kill her with batman assassins creed moves... the original clip... someone had it on YT but took it down... does anyone know where the fuck that is? I thought it was on the christmas fundraiser stream but im not sure... can someone hook me up with a link/timestamp?? pretty please i need it for reasons ---thanks

i uploaded it but took it down to pronk the reporters who were gonna link it in their news stories. i asked null to save it to the servers, and he did, but as of now it seems the link he sent me went dead

http://static.lolcow.wiki/video/pkd/fan/whoa.mp4 <---- this motherfucker used to be a working link but now it isn't

it is from the christmas fundraiser stream though, you can be sure of that.

 

[Amo Bishop Roden]

also i need to find that snippet where jace "threatened" brianna wu with a plastic semper fi knife and said he was gonna kill her with batman assassins creed moves... the original clip... someone had it on YT but took it down... does anyone know where the fuck that is? I thought it was on the christmas fundraiser stream but im not sure... can someone hook me up with a link/timestamp?? pretty please i need it for reasons ---thanks

If the timestamp doesn't work for whatever reason it's at about 2 hours 4 minutes in

 

[DeagleDad420]

If the timestamp doesn't work for whatever reason it's at about 2 hours 4 minutes in

Thanks!!

 

[Amo Bishop Roden]

Thanks!!

no prob dude

 

[Kablamo]

It's nice to see you posting, Commander.

I'm working on a creating a handful of DN fans with various deviancies and levels of absurdity. Nothing interesting yet, just building up accounts and internet presence. I'll post once they become a little more established.

I'll have more time next month to help out with more major content if anybody wants to share the workload. The Forgotten Bible seems right up my alley.

 

[Tookie]

If the timestamp doesn't work for whatever reason it's at about 2 hours 4 minutes in

I will be sorely disappointed if Jace doesn't show up at some kind of gaming event wearing that cape.

 

[kookerpie]

I made an account for Jace on The Shroomery forums. I'll keep everyone updated.

 

[millais]

The Forgotten Bible sounds a bit ambitious, but I'd be down to help with it.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

http://ask.fm/ParkourDude91

 

[Splendid]

So making this fake Pastor F Tract is taking a lot more effort than I thought it would, even though I'm just splicing Chick Tracts together and rewriting the dialogue. It's not gonna get done today. I should have it before the weekend though.
However: Do any Kiwis have a scanner and printer? I would love it if this could get scanned then printed in low quality a few times to give it that authentic feeling once it's done.

 

[Dr. Meme]

This just in, DD420 wants us all to make deagle nation OC's do not steal

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I'm interested in seeing that "Carkour" is going to be, but if I were a betting man I'd say it's going to wind up like a certain incident a couple months back...

This just in, DD420 wants us all to make deagle nation OC's do not steal

I've got Broseph Stalin the "Anything related to Spetsnaz or Eastern Bloc military forces" sperg. Mostly Spetsnaz because Deadliest Warrior is the most fucking accurate show around, bro. Everything they said was true. END OF STORY.

 

[MACH-IV]

If anyone is making their own characters to troll forums, post the forums and relevant threads. Sounds like a really fun time.