filler update - I'm on break - no new jokes; joke embargo in place - fuck you -

[JON CENA]

I've been working a character called "sniperboi97," aka Alexander Keith, that I sort-of based on some of the people in the town I grew up in. He's a perpetually drunk shit who idolizes dudebro culture, and, in true Deagle Nation fashion considers himself a "hardcore marksman" who takes out all the enemy tangoes with the world's ONLY non homosexual sniper rifle, the good ol' Barret .50. I wanted to do something that would emphasize the paramilitary aspects of Deagle Nation, maybe make him the head of the world's least competent backwoods militia. I'll definitely take this character to some other forums and see how other people react to it, maybe some places like RevLeft.

 

[Blueberry]

I have a minor character I created, her name is Desirae Montoya, she was a 19 year old love interest for Eli. She has a six year old son named Hector (named after his father), but the kid is never around because she always ditches him with her mom. She tried dying her hair blue but it looks like pale shade of green, like it was damaged from pool chemicals. She has a really bad herpes sore on her upper lip but she swears it is just part of the infection from her septum piercing. Her favorite things to do is mixing a combination of cough syrup and motion sickness pills while street racing in her 1998 Acura Integra, listening to Three Days Grace, meeting boys on okcupid, and wearing a ridiculous amount of Nightmare Before Christmas related clothing. She briefly dated Eli from late October to mid November of 2014. She stole weed from him and left him for the 36 year old Subway Manager Tyrone. Her last known whereabouts was looking very strung out and very pregnant.

Sometimes Eli listens to "November Rain" by Guns and Roses and his eyes start to water from the memories of a broken heart.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Any chance we'll ever see the rest of Tiberius Origins? Your writing is awesome.

yes definately once i get back in the blogsaddle (thats a metaphor online) i have plenty of ideas for TR

I think I came up with an idea that everyone can get in on that'll work over well for manipulating the clueless joes outside the bunker.
Do the Dirty Potter method and edit together words spoken by Jace into new sentences and make some fun new ones, then either insert it over badly done footage of a camera filming a monitor or over random places in MA. Maybe even use it to make a Jim Dale'd version of Tiberius Rising so there's something for the Jace character to get mad about when the hiatus ends.

Also calling Hammerman47 for my DN character, he's a white guy who pretends to be black and constantly denies his fear of indoor pools while trying to say he was an engineer in Afghanistan.

I'd be willing to record my own voiceovers and send it over if you want, it might sound more believable than just splicing shit together. I have some experience with VO's already.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Also, fuckin' loving all these ideas in this thread, this shit is making me laugh really hard. Keep doing this stuff. It's great work and your Daddy is very proud. HOWEVER keep in mind we're being watched lol

 

[MerriedManJr]

HOWEVER keep in mind we're being watched lol

Do you have any idea what Reuben is doing, or planning on doing, with all the secret intel he's acquiring? He won't tell me.

 

[Skeletor]

Get we soon! Semper Fi to all are armed forces!

 

[RandyLahey]

Get well Commander!

 

[hats]

Do you have any idea what Reuben is doing, or planning on doing, with all the secret intel he's acquiring? He won't tell me.

Lmfao. What's his deal exactly?

If anyone wants me to help with anything let me know I guess idk.

 

[Bork Laser]

I think maybe its time to send Eli to "Portland" to take out another tranny that declared war on us. And by going to Portland I mean just wandering around someplace in your town and calling it Portland because that idiot will believe anything.

 

[RandyLahey]

Can we have an idea sticky? Throughout my day i think of autistic shit that would make the Deagle Nation experience even that much better. Bork Laser got me thinking with his Portland idea, perhaps Eli or Jace could set up a DN training camp. This would include a bunch of recruits having to do whatever the commander thinks of. Cringe worth Video related

 

[Blueberry]

DEAGLENATION Agility Training And Stealth Simulator
Or DATASS

 

[TM Ambrose]

Working on something that I kinda want to relate to Deagle Nation.
A strategist who's main goal is to defend the American CS:GO and Dota 2 servers from aggressors, while also spreading the good word of the American way to game.

 

[eneidsk]

Working on something that I kinda want to relate to Deagle Nation.
A strategist who's main goal is to defend the American CS:GO and Dota 2 servers from aggressors, while also spreading the good word of the American way to game.

thats autistic

 

[Ted Empty]

Deagle Nation RTS. Against Wu and Palestine and Tha Skullz.

 

[Enig]

I'd be willing to record my own voiceovers and send it over if you want, it might sound more believable than just splicing shit together. I have some experience with VO's already.

Jesus christ how do I even think like this am I a clone of Jim Dale

 

[TM Ambrose]

thats autistic

Good, I was going for spergy. Never give up, Never surrender.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Good, I was going for spergy. Never give up, Never surrender.

#FUELTHEFIGHT

 

[TM Ambrose]

#FUELTHEFIGHT

Bring the fight to them, it's the American way.

 

[KatsuKitty]

https://twitter.com/BuffBro420

 

[DeagleDad420]

Can we have an idea sticky? Throughout my day i think of autistic shit that would make the Deagle Nation experience even that much better. Bork Laser got me thinking with his Portland idea, perhaps Eli or Jace could set up a DN training camp. This would include a bunch of recruits having to do whatever the commander thinks of. Cringe worth Video related

i just spent literally over an hour watching these guys videos and i desperaetely want to go and visit them in character and get really high on ritalin and run through their chuck e cheeses obstacle courses and play fight with buff black dudes with airsoft guns

not gay at all if you think about it dude

i kinda want to make an edit of this video where the entire time it's jaces face edited over the black guys face and jan is narrating it with voiceovers rambling about the marines... and then jace claims its actually where he went instead of jesus camp