Being unhygienic is normal for lolcows, but have there been any that we know are as filthy or close as Nick Bate?
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Are we talking about physical or moral hygeine
ADF almost has a psychological aversion to bathing it seems. And not just because he's usually a homeless bum by his constant poor choices.
Connor and that "Clumps of Lint" story brought a shudder out of even the most seasoned of Kiwis. Of course, it doesn't help that Connor lacks any real filter whatsoever.
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His tattoos really gross me out.
Probably going to go with Ahuviya Harel/ADF and maybe Christian Weston Chandler himself.
I'm going to go with the Slaton Sisters. No way anyone that fat can conceivably clean their entire body. There are probably entire civilizations of filth and bacteria in those fat rolls. I don't even want to think about their nether regions.
Don't forget to add Strikerwolf1 to the list as well. That and the fact that he shits himself in public as well.
None of those can hold a candle to Pamperchu in terms of grossness.
Although, sadly enough, he's actually one of the nicest lolcows of the bunch.
Although, sadly enough, he's actually one of the nicest lolcows of the bunch.
I get the impression he's actually fairly well groomed when he isn't in the process of actually wearing shitty diapers, though.
Nick Bate and Phil are disgusting and smelly at all times.
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Tough question. I think after seeing that video he posted earlier this week, I'd say StrikerWolf has to be the dirtiest.
Shaner is a close second though. Guy looks like he doesn't take a shower.
Shaner is a close second though. Guy looks like he doesn't take a shower.
ADF, for sure. Imagine a walking, dirt-covered, flabby pile of festering wounds and diabeetus pustules. Now imagine that flabby pile wearing a dirty jacket that has literally taken on the appearance of a piece of meat. Suffice to say, comparisons to a Great Unclean One are not too far off the mark.
Do I want to know?
Only if you're in med school, even at that, probably not.
But if you feel gutsy:
I'll spare you the word-for-word, but Connor has a festive case of crotch rot, it sounds like something borderline Diabetic or what not but it shouldn't ever get that bad even with very poor hygiene. He described clumps of lint and gummed Semen (Smegma) as 'smelling like death', likewise his entire crotch smelling like death... "Even after a long bath". That's where I kinda suspected other health complications if it doesn't include STD's.
ADF is definitely the most unclean. On top of everything else, he's into BDSM shit, so he's pretty much festering underneath 40lbs of leather bondage attire. In a recent post he even talking about getting a chastity belt so his business is basically going to be sitting in a locked piece of plastic 24/7. I'll leave the implications of that up to your imaginations.
On the other hand, I did sit right by him on the train and he didn't smell at that time. It's hard to reconcile that with his dirty appearance, homelessness and all the above. I guess I got lucky and caught him on shower day or something.
Rika. He's a frequent visitor to /cow/ and at one stage, blamed everyone there for forcing him to throw his own faeces at the wall when his parents locked him up because he was being physically violent with them.
Plus StrikerWolf's like 500+ pounds at only 19. That's both deeply disgusting and kinda depressing.
Probably Deeker.
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