Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread -

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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Drawets Rednaxela

Dumbass who believes Chris could benefit from jail
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Not gonna lie this shit with Barb is genuinely some of the most fucked up shit Chris has done in years. Every video he makes forcing her to read his stupid plugs makes me uncomfortable and now he's making her "sign" an object of her ridicule for monetary gain.
She's mearly reaping the benefits of the seeds she sowed over three and a half decades ago. The entitled little shit attempting to use her brittle teeth and holey buttocks for pitty points is a monster of her own creation.
 

LoveYouLongTime

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Actually, just to annoy @Marvin and @The Captain I'm going start up a theory that Barb actually IS Chris's grandmother and Chris's real mother is actually Coles teenage girlfriend who gave Chris up to the chandlers to raise as their son. He met her once.

Her name is Jennifer Rouche...
Chris' birth certificate will be elusive just like the mythical autism papers.
 

Marvin

Christorical Figure
True & Honest Fan
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Not gonna lie this shit with Barb is genuinely some of the most fucked up shit Chris has done in years. Every video he makes forcing her to read his stupid plugs makes me uncomfortable and now he's making her "sign" an object of her ridicule for monetary gain.
Barb is doing it for the payday. She would tell Chris to eat his food and quit bothering her if she wasn't getting something out of it.
It wasn't that long ago that Chris would get pissy if someone mentioned Snorlax. I guess when the almighty dollar is at stake nothing is sacred.
Did he get pissy for people talking about snorlax? I can't remember him ever doing that. Maybe a handful of times over the course of a decade?
 

Lipitor

huh?
True & Honest Fan
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I buy all my homegoods at discount stores like Burlington Coat factory and Marshalls... is $100 a reasonable price for a used blankey?
 

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