Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread -

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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Starfire didn't have an accent. At least not in the 2003-2006 version, which was the last cartoon I gave a shit about.
Dunno, really... I think the actor made some attempt to make Starfire's voice slightly inhuman. At least, she doesn't sound like a native speaker.

Not as good as the Soul Hunter from Babylon 5, but what is?
 

Silver Octopus

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lol, Chris is so used to asking for money, that you can't recommend anything to him without going "okay give me money so I can buy it" - he doesn't even ask to borrow money like a normal human being, he just asks if he can have it.

@The Captain does Chris do this to his friends and people that he knows IRL?
I know he sometimes asks you to give him money so does he do this to everyone else he knows as well?
 
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fiu0cm

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ol, Chris is so used to asking for money, that you can't recommend anything to him without going "okay give me money so I can buy it" - he doesn't even ask to borrow money like a normal human being, he just asks if he can have it.
He's making a very autistic joke, so I don't think he's serious (but might be hoping that the other person takes it seriously and gives him money).
 

Mason Verger

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He's making a very autistic joke, so I don't think he's serious (but might be hoping that the other person takes it seriously and gives him money).
Anybody else and id agree, but Chris has just straight up asked for money like that before. Somebody recently recommended some sort of supliment to him and he's like "cool! Can I have $70 to go buy it?"
 

Nurse Ratchet

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Anybody else and id agree, but Chris has just straight up asked for money like that before. Somebody recently recommended some sort of supliment to him and he's like "cool! Can I have $70 to go buy it?"
Actually, and I can't be fucked to find the tweet, but he asked for not only the money, but told the person making the suggestion that they should case his local CVS stores to see if any of them fucking carried it.
 

Mason Verger

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Actually, and I can't be fucked to find the tweet, but he asked for not only the money, but told the person making the suggestion that they should case his local CVS stores to see if any of them fucking carried it.
Yeah haha. Even funnier is that there were smaller sample amounts available, but he's like "can you buy me the two month supply of this thing I've never heard of before?". Same with this game, I'm sure there's $40 used copies available, but if you're going to beg, why not beg premium?
 

nvrwastetree

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Anybody else and id agree, but Chris has just straight up asked for money like that before. Somebody recently recommended some sort of supliment to him and he's like "cool! Can I have $70 to go buy it?"
What's sad about this is said person who brought Spiderman up to Chris will probably end up giving him the money. It's almost as if the last couple days made no difference to the people who give him money. It would be funny though if this person replied back by telling Chris to go outside and pick it from the money tree Chris believes he has. Also, if I'm not mistaken, didn't Chris just get his tugboat??
 

LoveYouLongTime

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@The Captain does Chris do this to his friends and people that he knows IRL?
I know he sometimes asks you to give him money so does he do this to everyone else he knows as well?
Yes. There was a period of time that the only time he would initiate conversation with me would to ask for money. He hasn't done it in a while because I always told him no and that I have my own bills to pay. Plus, why ask me when there are plenty of speds online who think giving Chris money is content.

So what is this AlphaBrain shit he's trying to get people to buy for him? Is it some sort of energy drink? Chris has been complaining about headaches a lot recently and chalks it up to being his psychic powers(I guess like a Psyduck) but if Chris is drinking this sort of crap then he probably has headaches from dehydration.
 

TrippinKahlua

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Can't believe someone introduced him to the Onnit line of products.

He'd be better off buying their Monkey and Star Wars Kettlebells.
 

Nurse Ratchet

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Okay, see the emoji he posts at the end of that.. of the little girl meditating but in apparent distress? (Edit: I guess the mouth is actually flatlined when you zoom it in, but that's tangential.)

This is why Mason is right.

You can't even slice this guy a little slack for his crippling autism.. bc he's not failing at humor when he says this stuff.. he's fucking serious.

:cringe:

Good job finding that, btw. The thought of chewing broken glass is more appealing than stepping into his Twitter Hellscape.
 

Hollywood Hulk Hogan

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Yes. There was a period of time that the only time he would initiate conversation with me would to ask for money. He hasn't done it in a while because I always told him no and that I have my own bills to pay. Plus, why ask me when there are plenty of speds online who think giving Chris money is content.

So what is this AlphaBrain shit he's trying to get people to buy for him? Is it some sort of energy drink? Chris has been complaining about headaches a lot recently and chalks it up to being his psychic powers(I guess like a Psyduck) but if Chris is drinking this sort of crap then he probably has headaches from dehydration.
AlphaBrain is snake oil supplement that supposedly makes you more focused that Joe Rogan peddles. It doesn't actually do anything though and is just an expensive placebo (like most supplements)
 

TrippinKahlua

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AlphaBrain is snake oil supplement that supposedly makes you more focused that Joe Rogan peddles. It doesn't actually do anything though and is just an expensive placebo (like most supplements)
Heh, I was checking it out a couple hours ago and it even questions itself if it is a placebo.

But I'm a fan of Onnit. That's where I got my Kettlebell and Iron Mace from. When my house is done, I plan on getting their Rings.

All those Supplements do seem hit and miss though. I do want to try the Krill Oil (its available to me locally, but like $2 more expensive.) and I would like to try the Elk Bars and Triple Nut Butter.
 

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