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Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by The American Hedgehog, Apr 9, 2018.

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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

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  3. Shipping Patreon books

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  7. Magi-chan says so

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  1. It was vaguely like an upper class accent. It had a weird cadence and she didn't use conjunctions or contractions.
     
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  2. Dunno, really... I think the actor made some attempt to make Starfire's voice slightly inhuman. At least, she doesn't sound like a native speaker.

    Not as good as the Soul Hunter from Babylon 5, but what is?
     
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  3. lol, Chris is so used to asking for money, that you can't recommend anything to him without going "okay give me money so I can buy it" - he doesn't even ask to borrow money like a normal human being, he just asks if he can have it.

    @The Captain does Chris do this to his friends and people that he knows IRL?
    I know he sometimes asks you to give him money so does he do this to everyone else he knows as well?
     
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  4. TTG retained the exact same VAs, so no.
     
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  5. He's making a very autistic joke, so I don't think he's serious (but might be hoping that the other person takes it seriously and gives him money).
     
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  6. Anybody else and id agree, but Chris has just straight up asked for money like that before. Somebody recently recommended some sort of supliment to him and he's like "cool! Can I have $70 to go buy it?"
     
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  7. Actually, and I can't be fucked to find the tweet, but he asked for not only the money, but told the person making the suggestion that they should case his local CVS stores to see if any of them fucking carried it.
     
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  8. Yeah haha. Even funnier is that there were smaller sample amounts available, but he's like "can you buy me the two month supply of this thing I've never heard of before?". Same with this game, I'm sure there's $40 used copies available, but if you're going to beg, why not beg premium?
     
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  10. What's sad about this is said person who brought Spiderman up to Chris will probably end up giving him the money. It's almost as if the last couple days made no difference to the people who give him money. It would be funny though if this person replied back by telling Chris to go outside and pick it from the money tree Chris believes he has. Also, if I'm not mistaken, didn't Chris just get his tugboat??
     
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  11. Why spend your allowance if you can possibly get dad to give you $20 to see a movie with your friends?
     
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  12. Fixed
     
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  13. Yes. There was a period of time that the only time he would initiate conversation with me would to ask for money. He hasn't done it in a while because I always told him no and that I have my own bills to pay. Plus, why ask me when there are plenty of speds online who think giving Chris money is content.

    So what is this AlphaBrain shit he's trying to get people to buy for him? Is it some sort of energy drink? Chris has been complaining about headaches a lot recently and chalks it up to being his psychic powers(I guess like a Psyduck) but if Chris is drinking this sort of crap then he probably has headaches from dehydration.
     
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    And that's the price for 90 capsules.
     
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  15. Can't believe someone introduced him to the Onnit line of products.

    He'd be better off buying their Monkey and Star Wars Kettlebells.
     
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  16. So it's overpriced fish oil.
     
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  17. Okay, see the emoji he posts at the end of that.. of the little girl meditating but in apparent distress? (Edit: I guess the mouth is actually flatlined when you zoom it in, but that's tangential.)

    This is why Mason is right.

    You can't even slice this guy a little slack for his crippling autism.. bc he's not failing at humor when he says this stuff.. he's fucking serious.

    :cringe:

    Good job finding that, btw. The thought of chewing broken glass is more appealing than stepping into his Twitter Hellscape.
     
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  18. If Chris had a brain tumour, what do you guys think he would chalk it up as before actually going to get it inspected by doctors?
    a CPU Goddess chip growing in his brain?

    Actually are we sure he doesn't already have a low grade tumour?
     
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  19. AlphaBrain is snake oil supplement that supposedly makes you more focused that Joe Rogan peddles. It doesn't actually do anything though and is just an expensive placebo (like most supplements)
     
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  20. Heh, I was checking it out a couple hours ago and it even questions itself if it is a placebo.

    But I'm a fan of Onnit. That's where I got my Kettlebell and Iron Mace from. When my house is done, I plan on getting their Rings.

    All those Supplements do seem hit and miss though. I do want to try the Krill Oil (its available to me locally, but like $2 more expensive.) and I would like to try the Elk Bars and Triple Nut Butter.
     
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