Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread -

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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boku-chan

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I'm not about to snatch the stamp collection off ebay.

But I do feel bad for Bob that Chris is selling them with such abandon. The stamp collection was something Bob mentioned in his letter to Chris, and that he'd hoped Chris would grow up to value them and see the value in keeping things that his father gave him.
Bob held onto a razor that his grandfather had given him, after all, and carried some guilt about having broken it.

Iirc he'd gotten some of them traveling through the world.
There might be some real monetary value in them but who knows I wouldn't give Chris any money for anything and people need to stop.
 

No_one

French fries with pepper
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He's mad because he'd rather play with his 4 imaginary husbands and run through other dimensions than listen to the old bag nagging him about money for buying some crap.

Edit: Does this make Barb the only thing that serves as a link between Chris and reality?
 
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andr0id psycho sho(ker

I destroy internet memes with my creepy stare!
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He's mad because he'd rather play with his 4 imaginary husbands and run through other dimensions than listen to the old bag nagging him about money for buying some crap.

Edit: Does this make Barb the only thing that serves as a link between Chris and reality?
Sadly, yes. Everything else like interacting with people won't work since Chris is either shut in his house irl, or on the internet constantly
 

Based Tom Nook

"Thanks much!"
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He's mad because he'd rather play with his 4 imaginary husbands and run through other dimensions than listen to the old bag nagging him about money for buying some crap.

Edit: Does this make Barb the only thing that serves as a link between Chris and reality?
I think Chris got out of the house more often earlier before the tomgirl saga, but since, I think Barb does nearly all of the chores and work around the house. From grocery shopping to housekeeping, Chris has few resonsibilities to keep him in touch with the real world and little reason to leave his room, let alone his house. The only times he chooses to travel somewhere is to facilitate his own dilusions such as going to a convention.
 

The American Hedgehog

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Asking price of $100... funny how they barely begged while Chris thought the Merge was drawing near. But now we're less than a week into the Merge-less New Year and the begging's already resumed.

Also, this is only $8, but it's interesting that Chris was still able to buy a new PS4 game - Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back - today, even though Barb is yelling about money.
 

Marvin

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I think Chris got out of the house more often earlier before the tomgirl saga, but since, I think Barb does nearly all of the chores and work around the house. From grocery shopping to housekeeping, Chris has few resonsibilities to keep him in touch with the real world and little reason to leave his room, let alone his house. The only times he chooses to travel somewhere is to facilitate his own dilusions such as going to a convention.
Barb makes Chris do the chores and errands.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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Asking price of $100... funny how they barely begged while Chris thought the Merge was drawing near. But now we're less than a week into the Merge-less New Year and the begging's already resumed.

Also, this is only $8, but it's interesting that Chris was still able to buy a new PS4 game - Bubsy: The Woolies Strike Back - today, even though Barb is yelling about money.
Yes, it's a damn lie. It's always been a lie.
 

Deadpool

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