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Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by The American Hedgehog, Apr 9, 2018.

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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

  1. Pets starving

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  2. Barb's teeth

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  3. Shipping Patreon books

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  4. Bills, among which

    7.7%
  5. Gas money to harass a girl I once knew

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  6. Convention trip funding

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  7. Magi-chan says so

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  8. Nutritious bananas

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  1. Didn't the Teen Troon Squad spend thousands?
     
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  2. of other people's money for minimal effect
     
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  3. the blanket was thankfully clean! ;)
     
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  4. Go away stoner
     
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  5. I like that Chris is somewhat fickle about who gets his attention. Someone can be nice to him and give him large amounts of money for garbage and he doesn't acknowledge them. Some can con him out of thousands and he reveres them. Block him and he'll obsess over you.
     
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  6. I saw that Chris at one time was selling his GoBots Puzzler combiner set. To bad it was in bad shape and with his autographs on it. :P
     
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  7. The secret is finally uncovered. Treat him like crap, and you'll get the tard's weight I'm Gold.
     
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  8. Become a prominent member of the MLP community to gain his attention. The long con
     
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  9. The idea that someone would buy a blanket from a house that at one time had a bed bug infestation, and Lord know what other creepy crawlies (quite possibly scabies going from the details of Barb's holey buttox story) blows my mind. Some of the stuff they brought back into the house after the fire had been stuffed in garbage bags and hadn't even been gone through...hell, the Classic was still in a plastic bag with moldy stuff from the fire 2 years after the fact. Of all the items available for purchase from the Chandler household why would you pick that? I know the answer is autism, but it's still baffling to me.
     
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  10. The blanket at least has utility, unlike the Fanta cans and autographed photos and the other random shit he's sold that you'd have to hide if people come over. That said, I sure as shit wouldn't have bought one of those, and anyone who did is probably a lolcow waiting to happen.
     
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  11. Paying Chris-Chan for a keepsake is merely a foolish waste of money. I've spent foolishly on keepsakes. I've got a $100 movie doll because I love the film and I met and talked to the actor. Still can't deny it was foolish.

    That's different from buying a smallpox blanket.
     
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  12. Honestly sounds like somebody with borderline personality disorder on top of being autistic...


    The more you treat them like shit the more they love you
     
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  13. Oh, I've done that sort of thing too. Probably a lot of us here have. My point is, though, that some of these keepsakes people are buying from him are literal trash, like the Fanta cans and those Sonichu pages he spilled coffee on, whereas the blanket is something you can actually use. Granted, it's still fucking nasty and I wouldn't buy anything that came out of the Superfund site that is 14BC, but I could see someone justifying that purchase on the basis of "this is a useful item" as opposed to "I'm going to buy an empty soda can because it's the same brand Chris used for his jizz recycling years ago."
     
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    #3773 Second_Missing_Primarch, Feb 12, 2019
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  14. Imagine being so pathetic that you try paying Chris $500 to talk to you and still not getting to talk to him rofl
     
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  15. Watch out, she's gonna run for president in 2024!
     
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  16. Back when Chris was selling Cole’s stuff (last summer?), I was thinking about buying Cole’s KISS kollection. He had a first printing of Marvel’s KISS komic in there and that thing sells for a pretty penny.

    Likewise, if Chris ever decided to sell the original art for the splash page to “My love quest is finally over”, I would seriously have to consider that (depending upon the price). Laugh all you want but that thing is iconic.
     
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  17. Mm, yeah, that I could see. I commented in a different thread a while back that I could probably have talked myself into buying a medallion if I was drunk enough, back when he was still selling those.
     
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    It's okay, you're new here, but good observation
     
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  19. I bet whoever pledged that 500 feels awfully stupid now.
     
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