Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread -

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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Silver Octopus

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So after a 11 days since first playing a game on switch, Nintendo displays the number of hours you've played in that game. It's been a little over two weeks since Chris got his Switch so now all his games display the number of hours. Please note that Nintendo only gives a vague estimate and does not display minutes, after 5 hours it starts going up in 5 rather than saying the exact number (e.g. 5-10, 10-15, 15-20. etc.)
Anyways this is how much time Chris has spend on his Switch in the last 17 days (in order of most recently played):

Nintendo Entertainment System - Online Subscription Games: 10-15 hours
Pokemon Let's Go, Pikachu!: 25-30 hours
YouTube App: 10-15 hours
Tetris 99: 5-10 hours
Steins;Gate Elite: Less than 1 hour (money well spend!)
Pokemon Quest: Less than 1 hour [free game]
Sonic Forces: Less than 1 hour (money well spend!)
8-Bit Adventure Steins;Gate: 1 hour [free game included with Steins;Gate]

Starlink Battle For Atlas: Less than 1 hour (money well spend!)
Super Smash Bros Ultimate: 5-10 hours




Sorry for quality, idk how to screenshot a switch and upload it to my computer...
 

The American Hedgehog

Supervisor
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Chris made over $1,000 from Ebay and Patreon during March.

Ebay accounts for $269.95.

Autographed Fanta can: $29.99 (from one sale)
Yellow/Blue Sneakers: $200
Autograph cards (without autograph): $39.96 (from four sales)

Chris only mentioned the shop once, to hawk the shoes listing.

Patreon accounts for $764. Chris is still riding the wave of patrons who signed up around February and boosted him by several hundred dollars (before that wave, Chris's Patreon was at $150). Plus Sarah and Steve's attempt to buy influence over him with their $100 pledge.

Chris didn't mention Patreon during March. And apparently he isn't sending out comics to patrons. A couple people have complained about not getting them.

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AnOminous

FIST FUCK
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
kiwifarms.net
Chris made over $1,000 from Ebay and Patreon during March.

Ebay accounts for $269.95.

Autographed Fanta can: $29.99 (from one sale)
Yellow/Blue Sneakers: $200
Autograph cards (without autograph): $39.96 (from four sales)

Chris only mentioned the shop once, to hawk the shoes listing.

Patreon accounts for $764. Chris is still riding the wave of patrons who signed up around February and boosted him by several hundred dollars (before that wave, Chris's Patreon was at $150). Plus Sarah and Steve's attempt to buy influence over him with their $100 pledge.

Chris didn't mention Patreon during March. And apparently he isn't sending out comics to patrons. A couple people have complained about not getting them.

Congratulations to the idiotic cucks who got scammed basically by a fucking mongoloid.
 

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