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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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What a complete and total mongoloid: “Hey, the artwork you promised me is late and I haven’t even heard from you but if you still give it to me, I’ll pay you extra.”

I know Chris is Chris and anyone who deals with him shouldn’t be expecting Picasso-quality art but these idiots who don’t hold him to his delivery dates are just reinforcing Chris’s belief that he can do what he wants without fear of repercussion.
This. And Chris wants to work and be published in a business that is driven by hitting your delivery dates, no exceptions, and sometimes those dates are so ridiculously short that you will be up for 30 hours straight trying to hit them. I can only try and imagine him sleeping on the floor at the studio because you simply don't have the time to go home because you're due back on the project in 45 minutes. And actually, if you're looking for something like the chaos of composition of "Guernica" , you possibly could get a Picasso out of him. (Apart from the fact that "Guernica" does have very complex, chaotic composition).
 

mahou shoujo reject

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as much as I want an "Original Chris-chan" the fact that my hard earned cash, where i spend hours upon hours serving fat fucks their food and lick their boots for shit wages, would be funding his shitty life style stops me from doing it. Like what's the point? you can't sell that shit to make a profit. it'll be worthless once he finally keels over. Yes it would be funny, but is it really worth it in the long run?
no
 

Glassshardballpit

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Someone should just go up to Chris and say like hey Chris and then when he says hey back be like haha I know you were just fucking with that Magi-Chan shit.

Or like trick him on Twitter to admit it's all fake.
 

Muscle Bra

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Like what's the point? you can't sell that shit to make a profit. it'll be worthless once he finally keels over. Yes it would be funny, but is it really worth it in the long run?
no
I agree with you that anyone who spends real money on Chris’s art or expects it to ever appreciate in value is just fooling themselves. However, oddly enough, Chris has produced a couple of truly iconic pieces that I could see having some resale value as outsider art after Chris has gone on to that Great Hoard in the Sky.

Off the top of my head, I can think of the cover to Sonichu 0, the original (rainbow) version of “my love quest is finally over”, shecame4CWC (at least, before he cut it up) and *maybe* the giant drinking straw of fail.
 

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Honestly, I know it's shit art, but some Chris Chan art I find very interesting.

It's almost like, you're looking at the peak art of some kind of in between missing leak between humans and apes. Something on the verge but not quite accomplishing human thought and intellect. You get a very weird, look into the mind of this very specific weirdo and the art he wanted and chose to make. there's something almost humbling about it, like, we were only a few autism genes away from that lol.
 

mahou shoujo reject

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I agree with you that anyone who spends real money on Chris’s art or expects it to ever appreciate in value is just fooling themselves. However, oddly enough, Chris has produced a couple of truly iconic pieces that I could see having some resale value as outsider art after Chris has gone on to that Great Hoard in the Sky.

Off the top of my head, I can think of the cover to Sonichu 0, the original (rainbow) version of “my love quest is finally over”, shecame4CWC (at least, before he cut it up) and *maybe* the giant drinking straw of fail.
honestly I would so buy those but you do run the risk getting doxxed by him because he's a fucking idiot. but also what's the point? owning something a sad pathetic internet "celebrity" made for some internet points? like if you got your hands on it just to fuck with him, then yeah I can see why but other than that there is no real reason. the people buying his shit is what's keeping him where he is at right now. it's funny now but honestly, is it really worth it? like really?
 

Mariposa Electrique

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This. And Chris wants to work and be published in a business that is driven by hitting your delivery dates, no exceptions, and sometimes those dates are so ridiculously short that you will be up for 30 hours straight trying to hit them. I can only try and imagine him sleeping on the floor at the studio because you simply don't have the time to go home because you're due back on the project in 45 minutes. And actually, if you're looking for something like the chaos of composition of "Guernica" , you possibly could get a Picasso out of him. (Apart from the fact that "Guernica" does have very complex, chaotic composition).
Can you imagine Chris working on his first project?
"Christine, is it done yet?!"
Chris, "How can it be done when you have not given me any money to hire some beautiful Japanese virgins to give me gummies and finish my work?"
 

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TrunksFromDragonballGT

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Looks like Chris was able to finish the cover:
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I suspect he's trying to leech some attention from Chris' audience, but I'm not sure how that's a wise decision.
Has it ever been successful b3fore? There's your answer.

I listened to his music. The beats are nice, but his rap skills need work.(a lot!)
But there might be some people who like it. It sounds like stuff one can get high to.
 

Muscle Bra

I passed high scholl bitch!
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This. 'My Mind Is A Blank' has always reminded me of a duff, but interesting, take on that giant copy of his own head that the artist scanner in Scanners retreats inside from the World.
The composition of that piece was actually quite nice. In the hands of a competent artist, the final product would have turned out well.
 

GherkinRealness

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The composition of that piece was actually quite nice. In the hands of a competent artist, the final product would have turned out well.
Composition? You mean, head and shoulders?

I know Chris is a fucking idiot, but even asking a 3 year old to specifically draw JUST a head and shoulders is not exactly a feat of compositive genius.
 
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