Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread -

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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Exceptional Chimp

Chimpin' ain't easy but it's necessary.
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Do you guys think he'll actually get the money this time to fix the van?
After ebegging, sure. No shortage of weens want a piece of Chris(tory) and will gladly send money to help a brave, beautiful transwoman in her plight.

Of course, it'll have to come fast as those Legos will always be a higher priority.
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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I'm surprised MC answered whether or not he can fix things through magic without saying "No", and instead he said an equivalent to Chris's "I'm working on it"
 
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Super Colon Blow

Sucks and blows at the same time!
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What I'm hearing is people don't necessarily believe that Chris reported correctly what the garage told him. Now I know these shops love to tack on anything they possibly can. If the cooling fan was busted I'd be very surprised for them to overlook it. They always want a reason to charge you more. One thing I do know from experience is that if you have a hole in the exhaust, acceleration is compromised and as you are mashing the pedal to the floor to try and merge into traffic without getting killed, gasoline consumption also goes way up, thus making your ride more expensive. I guess these two symptoms would fly over Chris and Blorb's head and I doubt they have the brakes checked regularly either like sane people do. I guess they don't do anything until some symptom becomes drastic and intolerable or the vehicle stops running entirely.
 

Muscle Bra

I passed high scholl bitch!
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Yeah but can you really trust that Chris knows a sulfur smell from any other smell? He's exceptional and probably parroting something he heard one of his parents say once when they had a car problem.
Agreed. Chris has no idea what sulfur smells like. If Son-Chu really smelled like that, he’d be saying it had a rotten egg smell.

I don't believe that anything is actually wrong with the van and that Chris is just ebegging as usual, however I'm somewhat glad he's asking everyone to send donations to Sockness and not his PayPal account, at least that way if money is sent out then we know for sure Chris won't be blowing it all on toys, fast food and games etc.
So it’s better that Sockness steals some of Chris’s e-begging gains and uses the rest to travel to VA for some autistic buttsex?

Do you guys think he'll actually get the money this time to fix the van?
When have Chris’s pleas for free money ever gone ignored by virtue-signaling white knights, orbiters, and weenies?
 

Super Colon Blow

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Goddammit. Do we have any automotive-spergs here? What I know is from working on my own car alongside my spouse and the trips to the mechanic for what we can't do in the driveway, thus I cannot claim authority. Some proper gearhead, please chime in.
 
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Duff

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So it’s better that Sockness steals some of Chris’s e-begging gains and uses the rest to travel to VA for some autistic buttsex?
He is asking for 3k, there's no way he'll get that amount of money so that money won't even be spent. Only a deranged fool would send him that amount.
 
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TheRedBaron

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Mate, Chris has already made a video in which he claims to be Magi-Chan in Chris's body. I don't see your idea working.
It would likely be like every other time in the past where Chris was extorted into saying something on camera, begrudgingly make a video where he says whats wanted (or a version of it) and either mess something up in the video to later claim he wasn't TRUE and HONEST or he will shortly after make a video recanting prior statements, if he doesn't believe what he's saying it wont work
 

Muscle Bra

I passed high scholl bitch!
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I hope that Null or anyone else on this board does not try to white knight for Chris after all of this goes south. I'd like to see Chris get what he deserves for once.
Chris has the most amazing ability to inspire pity in people when he absolutely doesn’t deserve it. While I hope Dear Leader learned his lesson and is going to stay far away from this one, I can pretty much guarantee that *someone* is going to step up and help Chris out of this mess.

Whether it is going to be Sarah and Steve, some other Farmer, some rando from Facebook/Twitter, or even El Capitan (who is totally serious that this is the last time he’s ever going to help out, he really means it this time), Chris will get the help he needs (but doesn’t deserve).
 

andr0id psycho sho(ker

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Chris has the most amazing ability to inspire pity in people when he absolutely doesn’t deserve it. While I hope Dear Leader learned his lesson and is going to stay far away from this one, I can pretty much guarantee that *someone* is going to step up and help Chris out of this mess.

Whether it is going to be Sarah and Steve, some other Farmer, some rando from Facebook/Twitter, or even El Capitan (who is totally serious that this is the last time he’s ever going to help out, he really means it this time), Chris will get the help he needs (but doesn’t deserve).
and to add on to that, he'll just piss away that help and get someone new to take their place as life goes on
 

Spooky Bones

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at least 50% Barb's idea.
Trying to catch in on her son's e-fame (or notoriety), that would be.

Which leads to the question: to what degree is she equally deluded as CWC w/r/t his "fame" and "fans" being IRL legit true and honest appreciators of his ars gratia artis? Or to what extent does she see it as capitalizing on his notoriety for his failure in life and her failure as a parent, whether this be a desperate move or a cynical one?
 

Marvin

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Trying to catch in on her son's e-fame (or notoriety), that would be.

Which leads to the question: to what degree is she equally deluded as CWC w/r/t his "fame" and "fans" being IRL legit true and honest appreciators of his ars gratia artis? Or to what extent does she see it as capitalizing on his notoriety for his failure in life and her failure as a parent, whether this be a desperate move or a cynical one?
She doesn't care either way. Green is green.