Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread -

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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Gunslinger

What's your game now, can anybody play?
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But this was a sulfur odor. That's the exhaust. Coolant is kind of sweet smelling. The hole in the exhaust leaks noxious fumes that have not been filtered through the catalytic converter, and then those fumes get pumped into the vehicle through the air system and stink.
Yeah but can you really trust that Chris knows a sulfur smell from any other smell? He's exceptional and probably parroting something he heard one of his parents say once when they had a car problem.
 

Duff

Lolcow Hunter
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I don't believe that anything is actually wrong with the van and that Chris is just ebegging as usual, however I'm somewhat glad he's asking everyone to send donations to Sockness and not his PayPal account, at least that way if money is sent out then we know for sure Chris won't be blowing it all on toys, fast food and games etc.
 

Fields Of Rye

Your friendly neighborhood schizo
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But this was a sulfur odor. That's the exhaust. Coolant is kind of sweet smelling. The hole in the exhaust leaks noxious fumes that have not been filtered through the catalytic converter, and then those fumes get pumped into the vehicle through the air system and stink.
If I could smell it in person I'd probably believe you, but the AC and the pre existing hole in the exhaust makes me think the radiator fan is fucked too, and as soon as the coolant starts boiling over you got a burnt smell that didnt smell like glycol
 

Picklechu

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Charb being without a vehicle will honestly be pretty interesting, especially since both of their credit is in the shitter. They're either going to have to come up with a few thousand in cash or find someone stupid enough to give them a loan with nightmarish terms in order to buy a clunker, or Chris is going to have to hoof it everywhere or beg for rides (I hope LYLT et al are ready to be hit up).

Maybe Barb will make him carry her to Goodwill on his back. *yawn*
 

Exceptional Chimp

Chimpin' ain't easy but it's necessary.
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Do you guys think he'll actually get the money this time to fix the van?
After ebegging, sure. No shortage of I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME want a piece of Chris(tory) and will gladly send money to help a brave, beautiful transwoman in her plight.

Of course, it'll have to come fast as those Legos will always be a higher priority.
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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I'm surprised MC answered whether or not he can fix things through magic without saying "No", and instead he said an equivalent to Chris's "I'm working on it"
 
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Super Colon Blow

Does she have big thingies?
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What I'm hearing is people don't necessarily believe that Chris reported correctly what the garage told him. Now I know these shops love to tack on anything they possibly can. If the cooling fan was busted I'd be very surprised for them to overlook it. They always want a reason to charge you more. One thing I do know from experience is that if you have a hole in the exhaust, acceleration is compromised and as you are mashing the pedal to the floor to try and merge into traffic without getting killed, gasoline consumption also goes way up, thus making your ride more expensive. I guess these two symptoms would fly over Chris and Blorb's head and I doubt they have the brakes checked regularly either like sane people do. I guess they don't do anything until some symptom becomes drastic and intolerable or the vehicle stops running entirely.
 

Muscle Bra

I passed high scholl bitch!
True & Honest Fan
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Yeah but can you really trust that Chris knows a sulfur smell from any other smell? He's exceptional and probably parroting something he heard one of his parents say once when they had a car problem.
Agreed. Chris has no idea what sulfur smells like. If Son-Chu really smelled like that, he’d be saying it had a rotten egg smell.

I don't believe that anything is actually wrong with the van and that Chris is just ebegging as usual, however I'm somewhat glad he's asking everyone to send donations to Sockness and not his PayPal account, at least that way if money is sent out then we know for sure Chris won't be blowing it all on toys, fast food and games etc.
So it’s better that Sockness steals some of Chris’s e-begging gains and uses the rest to travel to VA for some autistic buttsex?

Do you guys think he'll actually get the money this time to fix the van?
When have Chris’s pleas for free money ever gone ignored by virtue-signaling white knights, orbiters, and weenies?
 

Super Colon Blow

Does she have big thingies?
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Goddammit. Do we have any automotive-spergs here? What I know is from working on my own car alongside my spouse and the trips to the mechanic for what we can't do in the driveway, thus I cannot claim authority. Some proper gearhead, please chime in.
 
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Duff

Lolcow Hunter
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So it’s better that Sockness steals some of Chris’s e-begging gains and uses the rest to travel to VA for some autistic buttsex?
He is asking for 3k, there's no way he'll get that amount of money so that money won't even be spent. Only a deranged fool would send him that amount.
 
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TheRedBaron

Knower of random subjects and Owner of Megatron
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Mate, Chris has already made a video in which he claims to be Magi-Chan in Chris's body. I don't see your idea working.
It would likely be like every other time in the past where Chris was extorted into saying something on camera, begrudgingly make a video where he says whats wanted (or a version of it) and either mess something up in the video to later claim he wasn't TRUE and HONEST or he will shortly after make a video recanting prior statements, if he doesn't believe what he's saying it wont work
 

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