Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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Nebula Slasher

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Mason Verger

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Then why did he get the strategy guide? Either he already has Sword and is a greedy idiot, or he bought the strategy guide without the game and is a greedy idiot.
The dude buys dlc’s and expansions to games he doesn’t even have. And you can’t say he doesn’t know better, vidya games is one of the very few topics he has a better than above average understanding of.
 

RustyNail(her)

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Then why did he get the strategy guide? Either he already has Sword and is a greedy idiot, or he bought the strategy guide without the game and is a greedy idiot.

He probably only had the money in his account for the book. What kind of idiot would NOT get the book, save the money for the game, and delay gratification?! You buy whatever you can and beg for the rest.
 

Mason Verger

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He probably only had the money in his account for the book. What kind of idiot would NOT get the book, save the money for the game, and delay gratification?! You buy whatever you can and beg for the rest.
Dead on. What’s even funnier is the cost of the book is probably halfway to the cost of the actual game. Chris is truly a slave to his own greed, to the point were it undermines his greed. Chris the kinda fool that takes payday loans out on himself..
 

Nebula Slasher

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@Silver Octopus, can you check Chris's Switch activity to see if he has Pokemon Sword?
I can check tomorrow. Forgot he's on my friends list.
Edit: So he does have Pokemon Sword, but it was first played 5 days ago, meaning Chris bought the strategy guide at least two weeks before he bought the game that goes along with it.
 

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Silver Octopus

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I can check tomorrow. Forgot he's on my friends list.
Edit: So he does have Pokemon Sword, but it was first played 5 days ago, meaning Chris bought the strategy guide at least two weeks before he bought the game that goes along with it.
^ can confirm this.

Also I find it hilarious that Chris' most played game is Tetris 99 with over 225 hours of game time. That's over 9 entire days - but I think he tweeted that he "meditates" over this game.
Only Chris could consider video gaming as a form of meditation (and apparently a form of exercise if it's guitar hero and he's standing up)
 

Tikbalang

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^ can confirm this.

Also I find it hilarious that Chris' most played game is Tetris 99 with over 225 hours of game time. That's over 9 entire days - but I think he tweeted that he "meditates" over this game.
Only Chris could consider video gaming as a form of meditation (and apparently a form of exercise if it's guitar hero and he's standing up)
And dating sim games as a relationship guide
 

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I can check tomorrow. Forgot he's on my friends list.
Edit: So he does have Pokemon Sword, but it was first played 5 days ago, meaning Chris bought the strategy guide at least two weeks before he bought the game that goes along with it.
95 hours in an RPG as simple as Pokemon is incredible. He must be grinding them all out to level 100 or something. But then again, I guess he doesn't have much else to do with his time.
 
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