Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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The American Hedgehog

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Someone bought the cards.

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It wasn't Sockness.

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The American Hedgehog

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I guess the reason Chris wanted money is the Chandlers paid the first half of their property tax bill ($650) last week. He must've been annoyed it blew a hole in his toy fund, even with the extra he got from the Coronavirus money and his financial enablers.
 

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BigTubboWithLittleChina

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Y'know, even if he hasn't got a job, he's probably got enough money coming in that he could save a decent amount. Put it towards a war chest for when he inevitably gets kicked out of 14 BC. Pay off a decent chunk of his enormous debts, maybe even enough to improve his credit rating. Get some decent clothes that fit.

...nah, not while there's pony shit and Transformers to buy. Sad.
 

Barley

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Y'know, even if he hasn't got a job, he's probably got enough money coming in that he could save a decent amount. Put it towards a war chest for when he inevitably gets kicked out of 14 BC. Pay off a decent chunk of his enormous debts, maybe even enough to improve his credit rating. Get some decent clothes that fit.

...nah, not while there's pony shit and Transformers to buy. Sad.
Chris is perfectly fine with money as it is. At this point, he is simply not going to learn not to spend big amounts on unnecessary stuff because he already gets plenty of money so, in his mind, it's all okay. He won't save for important things either unless he becomes aware of his eventual financial risks.

That recent cards purchase proves that, no matter what happens, people WILL buy stuff from Chris and they WILL pay almost any amount he asks for, which is precisely why he's more than fine with his usual money and the extra his "fans" give him... so, it's only really up to him to save as you say but it's going to be way too hard for him to do that.
 

Spergichu

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Of course Sockness is going to buy this shit. He's using his welfare check or money from his mother to try to buy Chris's attention. He's probably going to use these worthless cards as part of some exceptional shrine or ritual.
The image of Sockness using these cards for some autismo tarot reading while wearing a towel wrapped on his head and looking into a snow globe is pretty amusing. Just don't let him read your palms.
 

The Un-Clit

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Someone bought the cards.

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It wasn't Sockness.

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What a fucking ego. OF COURSE it was a troll who bought it after Sickness's post, after all NO OTHER reason would motivate someone to buy them! No POSSIBLE chance it was someone who never even heard of Sockass, let alone read his posts!

Seriously, with the inflated egos they have Chris and Jacob truely deserve each other.
 

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Tikbalang

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Now let's see if Chris ends up giving out that ~$385 to other artist like he promises and to who.

Or that '70% goes to pony artist' is his way of pocketing the cash so he can donate to more pony patreons and buy more trash on Etsy. It would technically fulfill his pledge, but in the greasiest way possible.
It's like helping the people who work on minimum wage by buying multiple Big Macs and leave no tips
 

Rupin

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It was probably that chinky faggot from Brittain.

nah, it was probably some young kid who emphasizes with Chris because he/she/they/them/whateverthefuck got bullied all throughout high school and now they just want to piss off the trolls by giving Chris money.
 

Argh My Cigar

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There are people who are 18-24 year old college students who have loans to pay off but can’t get a stimulus check because of their dependent status. There are elderly people who are terminally ill and dependent on their children who also aren’t eligible.

Then you have a 38 year old man who received a check, who willfully chooses not to work, who ends up buying an expensive electronic toy, then complains and blames it for his obvious lack of artistic talent.

This all kinds of fucked up, man.
 
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