Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Lord of the Large Pants]

no, the pets will be demolished, the house turned into a mental hospital and Chris taken to an animal shelter

That last one doesn't seem so unlikely now that you say it.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

@The American Hedgehog Popped up in my feed tonight. Everything seems to be listed a month ago. Signatures match past pictures.

https://archive.md/ipaiV

https://archive.md/0nb2M

https://archive.md/DRQFv

This storefront is fake. It was set up by someone trying to scam money. He mailed Chris a box of junk and paid him $190 to sign everything, then when he got the box back, he listed it pretending it was Chris's stuff.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

I think Chris can sell the house and make a tidy profit in this market.

He may get another year or two out of this.

If he is smart.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

If he is smart.

See, there's the problem.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

I think Chris can sell the house and make a tidy profit in this market.

He may get another year or two out of this.

If he is smart.

Yeah about that....

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

I dunno how much a hoarders house would fetch but house is house yo

 

[Mr. 0]

This storefront is fake. It was set up by someone trying to scam money. He mailed Chris a box of junk and paid him $190 to sign everything, then when he got the box back, he listed it pretending it was Chris's stuff.

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dumbfuck ween is out $235

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think Chris can sell the house and make a tidy profit in this market.

He may get another year or two out of this.

If he is smart.

It's not his house to sell and it smells like mold and his ass, so I doubt there's a real market. Weens can't afford to buy that termite infested paper weight.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

dumbfuck ween is out $235

Store's gone now too.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

I think Chris can sell the house and make a tidy profit in this market.

He may get another year or two out of this.

If he is smart.

do you think some ween would pay a million dollars for the original 14 Branchland Court?

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

do you think some ween would pay a million dollars for the original 14 Branchland Court?

If morons pay x thousands to streamers, why not this too.

 

[naught sock account 1]

This storefront is fake. It was set up by someone trying to scam money. He mailed Chris a box of junk and paid him $190 to sign everything, then when he got the box back, he listed it pretending it was Chris's stuff.

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when will they learn, giving money to Chris isn't trolling it's stupid.

 

[AMHOLIO]

If morons pay x thousands to streamers, why not this too.

I will be ok with it as long as the house is converted into a sonichu historical site or museum.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

when will they learn, giving money to Chris isn't trolling it's stupid.

they thought they would turn a profit by selling to weens, they reckoned without Chris being an idiot and blabbing

 

[Enoby Way]

Oh god, Chris wants the "Friends" and "Frasier" DVDs. I bet Chris fantasizes about living in the "Friends" universe as their adorable, hip, and setsy neighbor with huge knockers while in the Frasier's universe, he's Frasier's girlfriend with a fake British accent and huge knockers. Either way, he doesn't understand what's happening on either show, but he thinks he does.

If Chris was on Friends he'd be a mixture of that ballroom dancing janitor and Mr Heckles.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I will be ok with it as long as the house is converted into a sonichu historical site or museum.

I can't imagine how much it'd cost to get it cleaned up and get the bugs out

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Collectors do NOT want signatures on things to begin with.

They want things clean. Trying to use Chris’s autograph for profit makes no sense

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I think Chris can sell the house and make a tidy profit in this market.

He may get another year or two out of this.

If he is smart.

Barb took out a reverse mortgage. The house doesn't belong to them. It belongs to the bank. The only hope Chris has of making any money is to continue the comics. That's the only thing "fans" want, not a lame card game or a signed Maxi pad Barb used in 1978.

 

[anti SJW]

That's the only thing "fans" want, not a lame card game or a signed Maxi pad Barb used in 1978.

Barb used maxi pads?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Barb took out a reverse mortgage. The house doesn't belong to them. It belongs to the bank. The only hope Chris has of making any money is to continue the comics. That's the only thing "fans" want, not a lame card game or a signed Maxi pad Barb used in 1978.

Holy fuck. They are screwed LOL. Reverse mortgage is so much worse than home equity. Barb might as well as hand over the key right now lol.