Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread -

What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?


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nvrwastetree

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Chris is selling his Bible... how CHRISTIAN of him.

$200 :story:

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If someone buys this...well actually no, anyone who buys Chris overpriced shit is stupid. Shit it has a related listing on the same thing brand new for ~$120, and a used listing of $40.00. but then again, it's Chris used Bible, that comes with a certificate of autism, so of course Chris has to double the price.

He needs da money for hair color though!

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Eww what the fuck Chris, you disgusting shit!! Someone is going to end up getting either a headful of lice/mange, or they're hair is going to start receding and falling out just like Chris hair.
 

nvrwastetree

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One of his Facebook friends replied to the sale post with this:

Taimur Rahman once i get my paycheck i am buying this!

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Taimur should buy it NOW NOW NOW! Doesn't he know that he's missing out on a deal of a lifetime. A one of a kind Bible that anyone can buy, but since it's Chris Bible, it's worth allot more because he is a celebrity and internet famous
 

James Howlett

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Eww what the fuck Chris, you disgusting shit!! Someone is going to end up getting either a headful of lice/mange, or they're hair is going to start receding and falling out just like Chris hair.
I dunno, I would pay hundreds to have Chris-hair, but only if I can get a certificate with it to prove I wasn't jipped.
 
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Guy Smiley

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Chris is selling his Bible... how CHRISTIAN of him.

$200 :story:

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Oooh, I dunno. Does it have a picture of Sonichu praying? Possibly in front of a cross?

Seriously, $200 for a bible that probably cost, what, $15? Just because it sat on his shelf, probably unread, for 20 years? Screw you, Chris.

I'll be honest, I really judge people who spend money on his stuff...
You know, I didn't judge people for buying the Amiibos or the Medallions, because I can kind of understand wanting to own a tiny piece tied to the Internet's most infamous autist. I even get the guy who bought the Sonic Totem. *I* wouldn't have done it, but I can see where someone would decide to do it.

This, though, this is something else. Like I said above, he's probably selling that bible for more than ten times its value, because *he* owned it. That's simply idiotic.

If you buy Chris' random shit at a ridiculous markup, you deserve all of the mockery (and probably bedbugs) that's coming to you.
 

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