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Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by The American Hedgehog, Apr 9, 2018.

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What's your favourite Chris excuse for wanting money?

  1. Pets starving

    6.2%
  2. Barb's teeth

    8.2%
  3. Shipping Patreon books

    2.5%
  4. Bills, among which

    8.0%
  5. Gas money to harass a girl I once knew

    23.9%
  6. Convention trip funding

    4.7%
  7. Magi-chan says so

    34.3%
  8. Nutritious bananas

    12.4%
  1. I think now's finally the time for The Big Buyout. Before the desperation fades, some civic-minded I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME should offer to buy every last thing on the Christory Wish List, in exchange for a couple hundred bucks:
    - A scan of the Autism Papers
    - A scan of the "Speech Papers" from JMU (there must be some)
    - The psych eval form from PVCC after the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha incident
    - All Chris' remaining school homework
    - His yearbooks from other years besides seinor
    - The Animal Crossing Gamecube memory card
    - Bob's old IBM PC (you know they've still got it somewhere)
     
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  2. Looks like he is taking a shit, either that or he is severely constipated.
     
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  3. If I didn't know any better I would say he's into some kind of psychoactive drug... but we know better. The only thing he gets high on is :autism:
     
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  4. I'm sure this has been said already, but it looks like Chris upgraded to the iPhone X or 8 Plus, based on the disturbingly-clear quality of Barb in the one video of her in the car. Wonderful priorities.
     
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  5. I was just thinking he could be abusing something or he's finally come fully unhinged.
    His eyes are spooking me.
     
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  6. It will make a great fixer upper
     
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  7. Totally, or a $350 coaster for narrow beverages.

    Excuse me, SIGNED coaster.
     
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  8. On May 1st, Chris spent at least $67 on Amiibos despite knowing he was having severe problems with the mortgage as early as April 9th.

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  9. 0:40
    Wait, did he say "I gave you my muther!"
    ... Okay then.
     
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  10. Poor Bob wanted to cut down the internet, but after watching Barb in the drivers seat with her exaggerated thousand yard stare I wonder if she is really the reason we see so many begging videos. Barb may have some mild symptoms off camera that we don’t see, but that she’s not showing a symptom that usually appears with the stare. I’m betting that she’s still very much in control at 14BC. Chris may feed her lines, but that’s just because he knows what his audience wants to see or at least he thinks he does.
     
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  11. Of course she is. Chris doesn't know the first thing about mortgage, by himself.
     
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  12. That's the thing. What if she is batshit and senile, and this is Chris trying to do adult things like pay the mortgage as well as keeping himself in toys, games and a new phone? If it's that bad now, what's it going to be like in six months' time?
     
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  13. Chris begged for a new phone not to long ago, and like a true fool he buys a expensive phone instead of one that does the job for now.
     
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  14. Chris will lose Barb’s income when she passes, but he will also lose whatever amount of new debt or just wasteful spending that she was responsible for each month. I don’t remember Chris ever begging for car payment money. Isn’t his car financed through a predatory lender? If he has managed to make those payments without a dedicated begging video, then I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME are just compensating Barb for the portion of Chris’ tugboat that she believes is hers to spend.
     
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  15. Sad for them. Happy for those poor animals who'd have better living conditions at a pound.
     
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    Drawets Rednaxela

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  16. Ok, you sold me. I can picture it now, cue shitty lighting and Chris's fake voice "Well ya'll *sigh*, the superintendent has been on our cases to clean our apartment. He says we bring in rats. Please, PLEASE buy all the stuff from my eBay so we can pay for a storage unit to store our family belongings. Thank you.".

    Then of course, the monthly iGrifting so he can pay for the unit because he absolutely had to buy some Amiibo's with the money he got from the previous iGrift.
     
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  17. Why is everyone so sure that Chris actually lost a lot of money six months ago and isn't just trying to cover his ass regarding his spending habits?

    I find it a lot easier to believe that Chris is lying, as usual, than that he got scammed and lost a ton of money and we're only finding about it now, as an apropos.
     
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  18. Because his latest batch of puppetmasters have been particularly cruel, it wouldn't surprise anyone if they scammed Chris out of a lot of money. You know, to pay for Rosechu's chemotherapy or something.
     
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  19. Chris's life is the best reality show.
     
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