Finding Phil IRL -

[CatParty]

What would you do if you ran into Phil on the street. Personally I'd "misgender" him then punch his buck teeth out.

 

[No Cavities]

Walk further away. I feel that if I approached him, I would probably have to burn myself to get the stench off.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

I'd drive away as fast as I could because some fucker sitting on the car with me named Dynastia couldn't shoot Phil despite being armed with an Uzi and had the bright idea to scream "DIE ADF".

 

[Clown Doll]

I would tell him how much more deserving I am of Social Security than he is and how he's giving us tranny autistics a bad name .

 

[Holdek]

Kill him with an illegal chokehold as a hate crime against autistic transwomyn latinix retards.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Look down to my phone in chat and tell everyone I saw Phil.

 

[CatParty]

Look down to my phone in chat and tell everyone I saw Phil.

The truth hurts.....

 

[Oglooger]

Speak Spanish with an outrageous Chilango accent and see what happens.

 

[Hyperion]

In truth, I would d nothing. This round eye who has celebrated the fires on my cousin's tribal lands is not even worth my attention. The Red Man is known to be difficult to provoke. I would simply hand him a business card with the Kiwi logo and make myself lost in the crowd.

 

[I'm With Chris]

If in Portland - I'd take him out for a night. - get him drunk and humiliate him. Maybe take a finger ?

 

[The Joker]

Call him a white male and check his privilege.

 

[SP 199]

Find a young priest and an old priest.

 

[Ravenor]

Ignore him, his is nearly totally 100% ignorable at this point the only thing of note is his buffoonery... maybe toss some stem ginger at him if i had some on my person.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

I'd engage him in polite conversation, then probably mention casually that I'm a member of Kiwifarms at some point. I wouldn't actively be rude or aggressive with him, I'd just be curious about his general every-day activities and how he acts when not shitting up Facebook. I'd consider myself as having much the same attitude as a naturalist; observe passively, and allow the target to act naturally. Has Phil actually met a member of the farms before? By this I mean one that joined prior to meeting him, rather than afterwards to share their experiences.

 

[Rio]

I wouldn't find him. I'd avoid him based on smell. I imagine you sort of smell him when you enter the same postal code area he's in, so I'd just kinda make sure that the smell doesn't get too strong. that's how you evade him.

 

[Le Bateleur]

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[Eponine]

You know, as much as I reeeeeally dislike Phil, I probably wouldn't do anything but give him a wide berth and tell you guys about it like a loser.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Throw change on the ground and watch him pick it up.

 

[Ravenor]

I'd engage him in polite conversation, then probably mention casually that I'm a member of Kiwifarms at some point. I wouldn't actively be rude or aggressive with him, I'd just be curious about his general every-day activities and how he acts when not shitting up Facebook. I'd consider myself as having much the same attitude as a naturalist; observe passively, and allow the target to act naturally. Has Phil actually met a member of the farms before? By this I mean one that joined prior to meeting him, rather than afterwards to share their experiences.

The closest one of agents has came to him was in the mega thread, they got a picture of him from the back when he was on a bus. Their was no report on the smell.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I'd tell him that he's a very lucky man to be marrying a sweet girl like Christine Chandler.