This April Fool's "joke" is even unfunnier than this stand-up "comedy" and should be grounds for immediate firing, and banning, and doxing, and imprisonment, and eventual rape and murder. As a substitute staff member I would like to nominate CatParty instead.
Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 13 socks and counting