Fired Blizzard Employee leaks hilarious insider information - Probably fake but entertaining

[JoshPlz]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/blizzard-png.819183/

Highlights:

• "A graphics artist has been put on paid leave after being caught self harming"
• Overwatch 2 will contain no white, male heroes.
• Tracers girlfriend will die and she will instead hook up with Widowmaker, who is now also gay.
• The Reaper will be revealed to be gay.
• Diablo 4 will be a First Person Shooter based on the Overwatch Engine.
• Final Fantasy XIV Online is no longer allowed to be mentioned in the offices.
• World of Warcraft has dipped below 1 million subscribers.

Lets all take a minute to laugh at Blizzard.


Edit:
Asmongold made a video about this:

Asmongold Discovers Dehumanizing Blizzard Work Conditions And Project Cuts

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[break these cuffs]

Why would you post this here when there is an entire subforum devoted to games and it isn't a news article or confirmed in any way?

 

[Stoneheart]

Are those numbers legit?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Josh, plz

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Why would you post this here when there is an entire subforum devoted to games and it isn't a news article or confirmed in any way?

And why in the fuck couldn't they give us a better fucking image, instead of that jpg of a jpg bullshit. I mean, I don't think any of it is going to be legit, but I want to at least be able to read the jokes.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

>get fired from Blizz
>post on 4chan

OP is a faggot but might not be full of shit. Might.

 

[break these cuffs]

And why in the fuck couldn't they give us a better fucking image, instead of that jpg of a jpg bullshit. I mean, I don't think any of it is going to be legit, but I want to at least be able to read the jokes.

It's farms being gay. It doesn't open up the image to full size in the stupid gallery thing. You have to open it in a new tab. It's perfectly readable at the proper size.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

It's farms being gay. It doesn't open up the image to full size in the stupid gallery thing. You have to open it in a new tab. Gay af.

Tried that, and it's still blurry as fuck.

 

[JoshPlz]

And why in the fuck couldn't they give us a better fucking image, instead of that jpg of a jpg bullshit. I mean, I don't think any of it is going to be legit, but I want to at least be able to read the jokes.

It's a Thumbnail. Click it twice or use this direct link: https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/blizzard-png.819183/

 

[break these cuffs]

Tried that, and it's still blurry as fuck.

Dunno, looks like a regular old screencap to me.

 

[Sparky Lurker]

>Random guy goes on 4chan and "leaks" 50 different things
>Gets one thing right
>Totally legit guys

 

[Girlycard]

Just skimming this is giving me autism. A screenshot from 4chan claiming Reaper will be gay, Mccree is a Solider76 clone based on Metal Gear Solid ideas, and FFXIV being banned from being mentioned because "negativity"? There's no credibility here. No point to posting some random screenshot and claim it's real because it makes you look like a tard.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

It's a Thumbnail. Click it twice or use this direct link: https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/blizzard-png.819183/

Here's what shows up on my screen, clicking that link, or clicking the original.
I had to dial the zoom up to 200% to be able to read it, even though my vision isn't complete shit.
You absolutely could have sectioned it, to make it easier to read.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

>Diablo 4 is fps where you side with demons against authoritarian angels
q anon with the hot scoops, better make a thread

 

[JoshPlz]

Just skimming this is giving me autism. A screenshot from 4chan claiming Reaper will be gay, Mccree is a Solider76 clone based on Metal Gear Solid ideas, and FFXIV being banned from being mentioned because "negativity"? There's no credibility here. No point to posting some random screenshot and claim it's real because it makes you look like a tard.

Hey, I never claimed that it's valid or confirmed in any way. The very questionable validity of something posted on 4chan should be self self-explanatory.

It's entertaining at the very least. And none of the claims would surprise me.

Here's what shows up on my screen, clicking that link, or clicking the original.
I had to dial the zoom up to 200% to be able to read it, even though my vision isn't complete shit.
You absolutely could have sectioned it, to make it easier to read.

Or you could just learn how to use the forums before shitting on people.

 

[RetardedCat]

You know what, this is too hilarious not to be true.
I've seen Blizzard fuck up all the games I love all in the name of money, I'm willing to bet you my left ball that he's right on at least half of this.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Hey, I never claimed that it's valid or confirmed in any way. The very questionable validity of something posted on 4chan should be self self-explanatory.

It's entertaining at the very least. And none of the claims would surprise me.


Or you could just learn how to use the forums before shitting on people.

I clicked on your image, before mentioning anything. Even AFTER scrolling up to 200% zoom, it was fucking horrendous. Maybe you could learn to not post screenshots for ants, before being a defensive prick.

 

[Billy_Sama]

>get fired from Blizz
>post on 4chan

OP is a faggot but might not be full of shit. Might.

Considering how demanding and slavedriving large game developers like Blizzard/Activision are and how expendable and disposable the modern game development workforce is, I can see this being the present day experience working for a large publisher.

 

[JoshPlz]

I clicked on your image, before mentioning anything. Even AFTER scrolling up to 200% zoom, it was fucking horrendous. Maybe you could learn to not post screenshots for ants, before being a defensive prick.

Click the Thumbnail, then click on the image twice or click the magnifying glass in the upper right for a crystal clear screenshot. How hard is that?

I shouldn't have to explain how the forum works to you.

 

[The best and greatest]

>Diablo 4 is fps where you side with demons against authoritarian angels
q anon with the hot scoops, better make a thread

Honestly I want a third person Diablo game thats kinda like Warframe kinda. Its just a shame the subject matter sounds cringy if any of this is to be believed (God I hope not)