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  1. Incredible.

    https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/11/artist-no-arms-stabbed-man-grabbing-scissors-feet-7705452/

    A homeless artist who does not have arms stabbed a tourist by grabbing a pair of scissors with his feet, police say. Jonathan Crenshaw, 46, allegedly knifed the man on Miami’s South Beach Tuesday, with his victim claiming the attack happened after a visitor from Chicago asked for directions.

    Krenshaw has claimed that he defended himself after Cesar Coronado, 22, punched him in the head, but has now been charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

    According to the Miami New Times, Coronado told police that he was attacked while out for a walk with a female friend, shortly after asking Crenshaw for help. The extent of his injuries is unclear, but police believed his version of the story after that friend offered them the same version of events.

    Crenshaw is well-known for selling paintings drawn with his feet to tourists on Miami’s Lincoln Road mall. He has previous arrests for tresspassing, drunkenness and battering police. Crenshaw has remained tight-lipped on why he has no arms, but claimed to one reporter that his mother had fed him rat poison as a child.


     
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  2. Florida sub forum when ‽‽‽?‽?
     
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  3. Only in Florida.
    Seriously though, we need at least a community watch thread for Florida headlines.
     
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  4. It's the little details they put in that really makes these Florida posts shine.
     
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  5. Imagine surviving the daily warzone of Chiraq to take a relaxing vacation in sunny Florida, only to get stabbed by an armless man wielding scissors with his feet. Cosmic jokes are still alive and well.
     
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  6. Homeless?

    Armless?

    Artist?

    Stabbing?

    Truly Flordia Man is the world's most ingenious person.
     
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  7. So I guess he wasn't truly "unarmed".

    I will see myself out.
     
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  8. Armless but far from harmless.
     
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  9. Florida Man got some mad skillz
     
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  10. And I thought the drummer from Def Leppard was talented...
     
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  11. Awww, I was hoping he'd gone full Pirate and held a cutlass tween his teeth as he slashed up the guy....
     
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  12. Knifed the man with scissors. I know they can’t print “armless florida man scissors chicago tourist” but am I the only one who wishes they could?
     
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  13. THE ARMLESS TIGER MAN STRIKES AGAIN!
    armlesstig1.jpg
     
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  14. A mega thread would do it.
     
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  15. Truly nothing in this world or the next can stop Florida man.
     
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  16. I actually respect this guy a little. No arms or hands but he still managed to stab a bitch.
     
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  17. Doesn't matter how tough you are -- nothing can prepare you for Florida or Florida Man. I expect to see a future headline read "Legless Florida Man commits assault with own prosthetic leg"
     
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  18. WHAT? JUST WHAT!?
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  19. Florida man is God.
     
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