florida -

[Spawn]

Yo kiwis my home state is getting fucked hard. (Yeah said was from somewhere else was bs didn wish to give real residency) but it looks like my gome town of tampa is gonna get fucked along with a lot of other peoples home towns. My dad told me stories of cleaning up after andrew said it was apocolyptic. Like a bomb exploded. Nothing around for miles. So just wanted to ask if you all could just say a little something for florida and for all those people that are getting fucked. Along with those people down in Puerto rico and barbuda and saint maartin who got it much worse then us. id really appreciate it.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Yo kiwis my home state is getting fucked hard. (Yeah said was from somewhere else was bs didn wish to give real residency) but it looks like my gome town of tampa is gonna get fucked along with a lot of other peoples home towns. My dad told me stories of cleaning up after andrew said it was apocolyptic. Like a bomb exploded. Nothing around for miles. So just wanted to ask if you all could just say a little something for florida and for all those people that are getting fucked. Along with those people down in Puerto rico and barbuda and saint maartin who got it much worse then us. id really appreciate it.

Film outside when wind speed is 100 miles and ill give you all the winner ratings youll ever need

 

[AbaddonTheDepoiler]

I feel bad for the people in Tampa, but having my villa in the center of the State was a really good idea. Highest we'll be experiencing is 85 mph. @Spawn

 

[Pikimon]

Will he Hurricane do something about the smell in Pensacola?

Discuss

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Will he Hurricane do something about the smell in Pensacola?

Discuss

God alone could not cleanse Florida or its many smells.

 

[Arse Biscuit]

So, people are hollering about shooting into the hurricane en masse.

This is the sort of thing that keeps me coming back to news feeds, really.

 

[Pikimon]

God alone could not cleanse Florida or its many smells.

Even the smell of citrus and cotton candy from disneyland could not mask the stench

 

[Diplowave]

I survived. We dont have power in some areas and im looting ice bags to keep my frigde cold.

Im gonna make it guys.

 

[Kevin Spencer]

Hope the Kiwis that live there are alright.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Hopefully everyone lives through it but if you insist on building an entire state on what amounts to a shifting, rapidly subsiding sand spit that's barely above sea level staring down the barrel of hurricane alley you kinda get what you ask for. It's sorta like the UK "Hurr DURR let's build this town on a flood plane that'll never bite us in the ass" attitude except you guys have ALL the land in the world, you don't NEED Florida. Srsly though I hope nobody dies.

EDIT: I DO hope Mar El Lago gets flooded and washed away just so Trump can't play golf any more and has to maybe President for a few weeks while it gets rebuilt.

 

[polonium]

Florida is shit-tier literally America's abos

 

[Diplowave]

Florida is shit-tier literally America's abos

You mispelled puerto ricans

 

[XYZpdq]

You mispelled puerto ricans

Yeah, Florida

 

[NARPASSWORD]

I thought Florida was America's penis.

 

[MistressCaridad]

I thought Florida was America's penis.

I guess that's why the fabled Florida Man can be such a dick at times, amirite?
(Floridian here, our family made it through the hurricane with no real major damage to life or property. We lost power for a while but we're back up and running again.)

 

[Cake Farts]

F

 

[TiggerNits]

Will he Hurricane do something about the smell in Pensacola?

Discuss

Man, I read this post after being decades removed from Pensacola and I can swear I caught a whiff of it.

 

[Pina Colada]

Even though the east side of the hurricane is much worse than the other side, my area (and at my folks' house in Melbourne on the mainland) only got away with downed branches and a brief power outage from 1 A.M. to around 9:15 A.M. I continue to pray for the other cities in Florida (and other surrounding states, especially Texas) that weren't so lucky.

 

[Quijibo69]

After being in Florida for almost 3 weeks now I can safely say this state sucks! People drive like assholes and the roads are autistic.